If I was a stablemaster, I wouldn't watch that all day. Eesh.

Denial!

C is for cookie, and cookie starts with C!

Oh god.. Why me... Poor Seraku

Celina says, "Melville, divorce your dormant wife and let's be incestuous."

(Griefers Anonymous): Tael says, "I'm making a new definition to rick roll, baby."

Also:
(SS): Someone says, "I, Nejii, am a transvestite."

You attempt the Kata form of ascend9.
* ka choke otem head
With a snarl, you clutch Otem's throat with your arms and begin to choke the life from him.
Unable to withstand more punishment, Otem collapses and dies.
You have slain Otem.
Defeated, Otem is cast out of the Arena.

That's a rare one.

Nerf choke.

At Mother:

Argeisia, Barrin Starleaf says, "Tell urazial has Astraea even spoken about my
request to become unenemied?"

Hmmmm.

Literally LOL'd at that...

You didn't hear that, the admin deleted it, so it never happened.

I heard it. In fact I was going to quote it but someone got to me first

(SS): Someone says, "I, Stangmar, look like a cubicle worker IRL,
despite the ragin' redneck image I try to portray on the forums."

(Newbie): Arix says, "Have you considered moving to Serenwilde? our pixies are all alive."

(Newbie): Falion says, "I would rather cut out my own tongue."

Miarelle points accusingly at you.

Penumbra Nalla Vo'Lindre says, in Elfen, "Urazial!"

Visha, Murmur in the Dark says, "Urazial."

The corners of Nalla's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Talan Ysav'rai, Princess of Shadows says, "Lord Song."

Visha, Murmur in the Dark says, "He's our guildmaster."

Talan smirks.

Penumbra Nalla Vo'Lindre says, "He's a faeling, too."

Miarelle, Murmur in the Dark says, in Elfen, "Ur'ass'ole.."

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Miarelle looks about in confusion.

Nalla thrusts her palm towards her forehead and hits it with a resounding
*smack*!

Astraea Nightshade says, "And on that note."

Astraea performs a graceful curtsey.

Astraea leaves to the north.
A dark nighthag inclines her head slightly as Astraea leaves.

Penumbra Nalla Vo'Lindre says to you, "She just called you a dirty word!"

10898h, 3947m, 5100e, 10p, 33900en, 21544w elrxkb<>-pr snowman

Unable to find the perfect carrot, death has taken this snowman and left him to melt.
He weighs about 125 pounds.
You cannot see what the corpse of a snowman is holding.
10898h, 3960m, 5100e, 10p, 33900en, 21544w elrxkb<>-


lmfao

The truth behind Daedalion.

(Clan): Daedalion (from the Aetherways) says, "Sad world when you can't kill your daughter in peace."

(Clan): You say, "Child abuser."

(Clan): Daedalion (from the Aetherways) says, "=P."

(Clan): You say, "Next you'll be a pedophile, right?"

(Clan): Daedalion (from the Aetherways) says, "Who said I wasn't?"

2008/12/09 22:44:52 - +65535 essence from floral pink panties with chiffon flounces by Casilu.

Kind of sad those are worth more essence than if I offered the pantless faeling they came off of.