Quotes 5

by Charune

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Shaddus2008-12-12 23:12:30
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An iron platform above the Coliseum.
A sickly sweet odour, the smell of decomposing corpses, wafts in from a war
shrine of Fain nearby. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its
life-giving warmth. A gas lamp casts pale, ghostly light across the streets from
atop a tall, ornately gilded iron post. A statue of an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal
stands here, memorializing her noble spirit. A ragged beggar sits here,
grovelling for handouts. Eternal Sohei Revan n'Kylbar, the Subtle Touch is here.
He wields a long black chain with steel scythes with both hands.
You see a single exit leading down.
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A ragged beggar shuffles off to the down.
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es midnight
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Sintor along the wall of the pit
Tarkers along the wall of the pit
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As the sun passes below the horizon's edge, Mother Night unveils her terrible,
shadowy beauty, spreading darkness across the land.
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Revan grows still and his lips begin to move silently.
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shinkick revan
With righteous fury, you place a sharp kick upon the shin of Revan.
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Revan is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe
until he returns to Lusternia.
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Off in the distance, some demonic creature screeches in horrible pain.
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The body of Eternal Sohei Revan n'Kylbar, the Subtle Touch appears in a flash
and his soul descends to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to
fill with emotion.
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Revan steps up to you and, in one smooth motion, backhands you viciously across
the face.
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Revan grows still and his lips begin to move silently.
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hehe
You double over in laughter, wiping the tears from your eyes.
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Revan is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe
until he returns to Lusternia.
Aerotan2008-12-12 23:16:23
Your timing oddity wins, I think.
Unknown2008-12-13 06:32:34

Somewhere below your feet, you hear the wailing of thousands of trapped souls.
Unknown2008-12-13 07:08:52
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Romero has been cut down by a ravenous fesix.

Melville has been torn to shreds by a ravenous fesix.

Ceren has been cut down by a ravenous fesix.

Kilbis has been cut down by a ravenous fesix.

Ceren has been cut down by a ravenous fesix.

(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "Looks like the fesixs went ur'bashing on Mag."
Reiha2008-12-13 07:20:51
The Aetherplex Chamber.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. Lord Deathchord
Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning is here, shrouded. He wields a grim
mandolin of ebony wood and bone in his left hand and a runic greatshield of
shadowy steel in his right. He is surrounded by one reflection of himself. Lady
Somaria y'Kaliath, of Sinful Radiance is here. You see a sign here instructing
you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. There is an
aetherways portal here.
You see exits leading north (open door), south, and out.

Daedalion grins mischievously at Somaria.

(Celest): Driala says, "Please take your affections from public views."

You see the following people here:
Somaria, Daedalion, Reiha

"Ahah!" Daedalion exclaims triumphantly to you.

You tilt your head curiously at Daedalion.

Somaria turns her back and pointedly ignores everyone.

You say, "If you try to kill me, Celest will hunt you down."

Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning exclaims to you,
"Tell my wife how much you love her!"

(Celest): Inagin says, "Ah, recently engaged couples these days."

You say, "What?"

Mischief, the Mutant Kitty plants her bottom firmly on the ground. Chirping
quietly, she smacks her lips, observing her surroundings with unblinking and
calculating eyes.

Daedalion urges you onwards.
Kuroi2008-12-13 11:27:08
Raeri's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Raeri runs up to a large wood weevil and envelops him in a massive bearhug.
A large wood weevil lets out a blood-curdling scream.
The final blow proves too much for a large wood weevil, who expires, pitifully.
A large wood weevil has been slain by Raeri.
Unknown2008-12-13 12:31:37
QUOTE (Kuroi @ Dec 13 2008, 07:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Raeri's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Raeri runs up to a large wood weevil and envelops him in a massive bearhug.
A large wood weevil lets out a blood-curdling scream.
The final blow proves too much for a large wood weevil, who expires, pitifully.
A large wood weevil has been slain by Raeri.


Aww! That formed a cute mental image wub.gif
Esano2008-12-13 12:45:45

Kozack has starved to death.
You see the death occur at before the Tapestry of Fate.
Shiri2008-12-13 12:56:14
...manse room, or something original?
Unknown2008-12-13 13:37:53
It sounds familiar. I think you spend some time in that room with Lachesis during the newbie intro.
Unknown2008-12-13 14:43:55
You can starve? wtf.gif
Kharaen2008-12-13 14:54:10
Wow, that person must of spent a long time in the tutorial -.-
Unknown2008-12-13 15:15:36
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Dec 13 2008, 10:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You can starve? wtf.gif


I was surprised, too. I thought starvation only brought you down to 1hp...
Ashteru2008-12-13 15:20:25
'xcept if you have no endurance.
Shiri2008-12-13 15:47:00
It takes hours and hours and hours, but it drains your endurance over time so you can eventually die.
Unknown2008-12-13 15:52:45
If you're level 1, I think your endurance will be puny enough that it won't take hours and hours of endurance draining.
Celina2008-12-13 20:55:35
(College): Kelso (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "How do i cast spells?"

(College): Revan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "By focusing on your inner spirit, and WILLING it to manifest..."

(College): Revan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You must believe in your power."
Arix2008-12-13 21:20:58
That should not have happened, he should have timed out long before dying, since default timeout is 10 minutes
Vathael2008-12-13 21:24:59
(Web): Person says, "I have a 24 inch lcd and a 22 inch lcd, dual monitor."

(Web): Person says, "With lusty on one and aet on the other."

(Web): Person says, ":censor: epic nerdery."
Jigan2008-12-14 00:04:09
You give a plush doll of Raziela the Loving Radiance a friendly squeeze.
A plush doll of Raziela the Loving Radiance giggles loudly before wrapping her
arms about your neck, moving in to plant a soft kiss against your cheek.
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A plush doll of Raziela the Loving Radiance smiles, waves and blows a kiss at a
plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation.
A plush doll of Raziela the Loving Radiance exclaims, "Hi Ashy! You know, it's
been so long since we've talked! I mean, last time, you were pretty mean to me,
and said some mean things - something about my head in a meat grinder - but I
know it's just the Taint talking! I love you anyways!"
In a fit of rage, Ashtorath storms about, swinging his fists in a wild display
of ineffectual anger.

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You slap a plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation on the cheek.
A plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation roars angrily at you,
taking several violent swings at you with his clenched, clawed fists - though
they do not hurt, his fury is apparent.
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A plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation snorts derisively in a
plush doll of Raziela, the Loving Radiance's general direction, before turning
his back to her.
A plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation exclaims, "A perfect
example of the weakness of the so-called 'Light' - a stupid, impudent,
obnoxious, insipi- HEY!"
Halfway through his speech, the plush doll of Raziela managed to paint several
colourful flowers on his armour, before retreating in a fit of giggles.