Thanks, now I can fix it!

I posted in that descriptions thread and never got a response

With a sudden look of concentration, Ironbeard the Magnanimous smiles a crooked
smile, rubs his ample stomach, and fades to nothingness, followed by the sound
of a distant belch.
The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the
undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard
the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
With a crooked grin, Ironbeard the Magnanimous gushes, "Because it's a special
time. A special celebration, Myrkr!"
Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a divinely wrapped present!

You quickly unwrap a divinely wrapped present and are disappointed as you find
nothing inside.

Yo, bug dat fo sho.

I forgot the context, which was that I already had a present in my inventory. One that had been opened.

Hate you.

Yeah.. you opened the wrong present.

I know! But when it happened at first, I freaked out. I figured I would put it on quotes.

(Market): Jigan says, "Neighbor children not getting off your lawn? There's a
place in my oven for them. Transcendant cook."

(Market): Jigan says, "Got drunk, got pregnant? I have the solution for you!
Fetal soup, baked baby, and child based recipes coming soon."

(Market): Jigan says, "Remember, ovens aren't made for babies. Babies are made
for ovens. Transcendant cook for hire."


I shudder to think what kind of father he'll be...

Just general funny stupidity

Romero says, "We haven't been ur'bashing lately."

Ceren says, "Yep."

Shikha says, "Because thorthor loves his system more than us :9."

You say, "PEOPLE HAVE LOST FAITH."

Ceren says, "It's true."

Ceren says, "Ur'bashing only works if people have faith."

Ceren says, "Because you need numbers."

You say, "Yeah."

You say, "If we ALL believe."

Esano says, "I have faith in Our Lord, Thoros, He Who Is OP."

You say, "We can achieve."

Ceren says, "You have to take a leap of faith into the supermob range."

Ceren says, "If there's only 3-4 people "ur'bashing" then I might as well bash prime and get more essence."

Romero says, "3 to 4 isn't so bad."

Ceren says, "Need more people."

Ceren says, "More people need to believe."

Ceren says, "We're like the Kebler elves, people need to believe in us."

Esano says, "Tinkerbell/urbashing can not die if you just believe?"

Ceren says, "We'll never be able to run our cookie factory. People just don't believe in elves anymore ."

You say, "Lmfao."

Esano says, "Rofl."

Yuniko says, "Whats up."

Ceren says, "Yuniko, you have to believe in us."

Yuniko says, "What?"

Ceren says, "NOW do you believe?"

Romero says, "YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBS ME."

Jigan already got love in game, he gets more here.

(Serenwilde): Arix says, "Psssh, I share a commune with Nejii, gender-confusion is a legitimate issue here."

(The Daughters of Attai): Arix says, "HIS HALITOSIS WILL KILL PEOPLE LONG BEFORE
HIS MUSIC DOES."

Oh, is this why Shikha shouted I BELIEVE randomly... cause I was thinking she was doing an R. Kelly act with them golden showers and then I shut my brain off because I really don't want to think about that.

...ugh.

plz tell me you guys don't actually talk like that in public

No, that's just Jhagar, and then they edit it to be like says as if we don't already know where it's from...

That was on a clan. Note the lack of titles.

whew.

You portal to The n'Rotri Estate.
The n'Rotri ballroom.
A dark wood chest rests here, its lid propped open. A bench upholstered generously with padded leather stands here. Almost as wide as he is tall, Ironbeard beams broadly at passersby. You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system.
You see a single exit leading northwest (closed door).


Why is Ironbeard in Nepthysia's manse?

He broke into one of my manses once, we had a conversation as well, I even gave him some alcohol, fun times, the last time he came, I tried to speak to him again, but apparently no-one was home.

Whoever he visited last was there.

You tell Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd, "You're scarier than me, I
think."

Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd says, "Yes."

Urazial playfully paws at the air.

Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd says, "Scary."