Quotes 5

by Charune

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Unknown2008-10-17 02:05:20
QUOTE(Thoros LaSaet @ Oct 16 2008, 07:16 PM) 571826
Message #10 Sent by: Shikha
10/16 19:31 "Shadows ooze out of your pores, coating your skin in a painful, corrosive shell. Your body is agonizingly transformed, so your skin is smoother and breasts fill out and become more plump and shapely. When the shell cracks apart, you cannot help but to brush your hair vainly, showing off your beautiful, new physique.... yay I'm 18 and my boobs are bigger!!!! LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

suspicious.gif What does Penumbra say for men?
Shaddus2008-10-17 02:36:31

(Magnagora): Iytha says, "Lehki in Estelbar."

What I heard?

(Magnagora): Iytha says, "Lehki in Acknor."


teleport lehki
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
Lehki.
4882h, 4034m, 2541e, 7p, lrxk<>-|Safe|{21:32:39.95}|Mana: -250|

Penumbra Flarya Shanthine, Beholden to Her Grace says, "Thanks!"
4882h, 4034m, 2541e, 7p, lrxk<>-|Safe|{21:32:41.73}

{{{ Equilibrium Recovered }}}
4882h, 4034m, 2541e, 7p, elrxk<>-|Safe|{21:32:43.92}
say sure smile.gif
You smile and say, "Sure."
4882h, 4034m, 2541e, 7p, elrxk<>-|Safe|{21:32:44.83}

You teleport along the aether strands to Lehki.
Estelbar Path. (road).
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. There are 15 centaur hunters here. A
statue of a centaur hunter stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. There
are 15 frost hags here. Druid Lehki Mes'ard, Heir of Glinshari is here,
shrouded. He wields a mystic cudgel in his left hand and a white kite shield in
his right.
You see exits leading east and southwest.
A statue of a centaur hunter unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
You gasp as your fine-tuned reflexes disappear into a haze of confusion.
A statue of a centaur hunter unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of a centaur hunter unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of a centaur hunter unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of a centaur hunter unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of a centaur hunter unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
The raucous notes of a wild song assail your senses, leaving you stunned.
A frost hag says, "I see you, illithoid."
4882h, 4034m, 2541e, 7p, elrxkp<>-|Proned!|{21:32:48.14}
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
4882h, 4034m, 2541e, 7p, elrxkp<>-|STUN!|{21:32:48.25}
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
4882h, 4034m, 2541e, 7p, elrxkp<>-|STUN!|{21:32:48.53}
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
4882h, 4034m, 2541e, 7p, elrxkp<>-|STUN!|{21:32:48.56}

You feel your control over your power begin to slip away.
4882h, 4034m, 2541e, 7p, elrxkp<>-|STUN!|{21:32:48.92}

A frost hag stares at you, then suddenly emits a high-pitched screech at you.
The soundwaves pierce into your very being, weakening you in body.
A frost hag glows brightly as she whips around, causing winds crackling with
magic to slam into you.
A frost hag flies towards you suddenly, wrapping her arms around you, an extreme
cold blistering your skin as you feel her touch.
A frost hag glows brightly as she whips around, causing winds crackling with
magic to slam into you.
A centaur hunter growls at you, swinging the butt of his spear to connect
against your head.
Hefting his spear, a centaur hunter drives it into you, stabbing you in the
side.
Hefting his spear, a centaur hunter drives it into you, stabbing you in the
side.
A frost hag glows brightly as she whips around, causing winds crackling with
magic to slam into you.
You have been slain by a frost hag.
A glowing carrot falls out of your inventory.
A glowing carrot falls out of your inventory.
Your body begins the process of transforming into a lich.
Casilu2008-10-17 04:11:21
kata perform lehki thisisspartaaaaaaaa
You attempt the kata form of thisisspartaaaaaaaa.
You thrust a clawed fist towards Lehki, ripping at the air before his face.
You powerfully bullkick Lehki's chest, impacting with a sickening crunch.
Lehki sails out to the north, flailing wildly.

This kata has no value save for my own amusement.
Celina2008-10-17 04:22:06
QUOTE(casilu @ Oct 16 2008, 11:11 PM) 571945
kata perform lehki thisisspartaaaaaaaa
You attempt the kata form of thisisspartaaaaaaaa.
You thrust a clawed fist towards Lehki, ripping at the air before his face.
You powerfully bullkick Lehki's chest, impacting with a sickening crunch.
Lehki sails out to the north, flailing wildly.

This kata has no value save for my own amusement.


I lol'd.
Casilu2008-10-17 04:37:41
QUOTE(Celina @ Oct 16 2008, 09:22 PM) 571950
I lol'd.


I should start yelling things before I use it...

dazed.gif
Silvanus2008-10-17 04:42:06
QUOTE
POLITICS NEWS #1141
Date: 10/17/2008 at 4:32
From:
To : Everyone
Subj: Election #115870 Results

Rika Talnara has just filled the vacant position as Regent of Serenwilde.
Munsia2008-10-17 04:44:46
Ya, I lol'd at that too, Silvanus.

Just didn't see it coming, lol.
Casilu2008-10-17 05:30:58
QUOTE(Celina @ Oct 16 2008, 09:22 PM) 571950
I lol'd.


Also, I tried to do it again, but get Halamir to set up a pit trap, but he didn't go for it... crying.gif
Diamondais2008-10-17 05:51:24
You feel a warmth upon your brow as though someone has kissed you upon the forehead.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

A very soft voice murmurs, "Welcome back home. I understand it has been a long time."

You tilt your head back and look up at the sky.

You say, "Yes, it has."

You feel the ticklish sensation of someone poking you gently in the rib cage, as laughter echoes faintly beside your ear.

You look thoughtful and say, "Not sure who you are at the moment."

Gregori Mes'ard, Ethereal Guardian says, "Yes, what has?"

With great amusement, the voice murmurs, "See to your business, and I will speak to you another time.

You say, "As.. you will."

You scratch your head in confusion.

You say, "Weirder things have happened I suppose."

Gregori snickers softly to himself.

Uh.. Hi? confused.gif
Unknown2008-10-17 05:53:36
QUOTE(diamondais @ Oct 17 2008, 01:51 AM) 571998
You feel a warmth upon your brow as though someone has kissed you upon the forehead.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

A very soft voice murmurs, "Welcome back home. I understand it has been a long time."

You tilt your head back and look up at the sky.

You say, "Yes, it has."

You feel the ticklish sensation of someone poking you gently in the rib cage, as laughter echoes faintly beside your ear.

You look thoughtful and say, "Not sure who you are at the moment."

Gregori Mes'ard, Ethereal Guardian says, "Yes, what has?"

With great amusement, the voice murmurs, "See to your business, and I will speak to you another time.

You say, "As.. you will."

You scratch your head in confusion.

You say, "Weirder things have happened I suppose."

Gregori snickers softly to himself.

Uh.. Hi? confused.gif


Maylea luff! wub.gif
Aison2008-10-17 06:21:53
CUUUUTE wub.gif

Xiel and I talking about his pet:

Xiel:
hmm
I need a room message
how about...

Xiel:
A drifting melody encompasses the area softly, emanating here from an ethereal song wyvern barely visible to the eye.

Aison:
exploding fireworks everywhere, a wyvern is here, having a rave.

Xiel:
rofl

Aison:
hehe
and his music is OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE OOHNCE


Xiel:
..
Aison:

'IT'S LIKE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO THE WOOFER MAN'
'THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE'
'MY EARS ARE BLEEDING BUT I TOTALLY LOVE THS WYVERN'
"HE PARTIES SO HARD DUDE'

Xiel:
ohgawd
my wyvern has no techno backbeat
Unknown2008-10-17 06:28:51
QUOTE(Aison @ Oct 17 2008, 02:21 AM) 572016
Xiel:
A drifting melody encompasses the area softly, emanating here from an ethereal song wyvern barely visible to the eye.


Fixed?
Unknown2008-10-17 06:45:56
You tell Keeper of Night's Secrets Amani, Spinner of Dusk, "I feel like
Divine-repellent."
Rika2008-10-17 06:58:19
Generally bad form to quote yourself. :S
Unknown2008-10-17 07:03:24
QUOTE(rika @ Oct 17 2008, 02:58 AM) 572026
Generally bad form to quote yourself. :S


It's 3 AM, I'm half awake, my giggles are mine... roar... cloud9.gif
Arix2008-10-17 07:20:42
*Steals Myrkr's giggles and stealthily replaces them with peanut brittle*
Noola2008-10-17 07:22:26
QUOTE(Arix @ Oct 17 2008, 02:20 AM) 572032
*Steals Myrkr's giggles and stealthily replaces them with peanut brittle*



roflmao.gif
Arix2008-10-17 07:22:28
Generally if you hear soft mysterious voices talking to you, it's Maylea. Lisaera usually just comes right at you with a friendly 'GTFO this manse, my posse is using the fighting ring!' followed by an astral flick
Unknown2008-10-17 09:26:00
QUOTE(Arix @ Oct 17 2008, 09:22 AM) 572034
Generally if you hear soft mysterious voices talking to you, it's Maylea. Lisaera usually just comes right at you with a friendly 'GTFO this manse, my posse is using the fighting ring!' followed by an astral flick


And Charune just zaps you. Subtlety isn't for the awesome Hunter eh?
Unknown2008-10-17 09:37:08
It's a tad hard to remain silent when you have four feet to worry about/