(Magnagora): An undead dwarf miner says, "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

(Ur'Guard): Captain Avarath says, "Grunt Snaithy."

(Ur'guard): You say, "Aye sir?"

(Ur'Guard): Captain Avarath says, "Grunt Silaryn requires orientation. Are you
capable?"

Grunt Silaryn, Ur'Guard Initiate (Female Dracnari).
She is 16 years old, having been born on the 13th of Roarkian, 208 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Serf in the Mighty Province of Magnagora.
She is a Freshman Novice in the ur'Guard.
She is currently enrolled as a Student in the College of Necromantic & Tainted
Research.
She is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.

(Ur'guard): You say, "I will get her on her way aye."

(Ur'guard): You say, "Just come from the portal?"

(Ur'Guard): Captain Avarath says, "Good man. We'll make a good soldier of you.
Beat out all that Paladin weakness."

(Ur'Guard): Captain Avarath says, "Seems so."

Some basic orientation stuff, movement etcetera, I decide to take her to our beloved guild tutor.

You give Captain Avarath a respectful salute.

Captain Avarath gives you a respectful salute.

You say to Silaryn, "This is our guild tutor, who can teach you lessons."

Silaryn gives Captain Avarath a respectful salute.

Captain Avarath gives Silaryn a respectful salute.

Captain Avarath says, "Greetings, Grunt."

Captain Avarath says, "And grunt."

Grunt Silaryn, Ur'Guard Initiate says, "Greetings, Sir!"

You say to Captain Avarath, "Hail sir."

Captain Avarath says, "That's right!

You say to Captain Avarath, "How are you?"

Captain Avarath exclaims, "You're in the UR'GUARD NOW!"

Captain Avarath says, "What does the Ur'Guard mean, Grunt Snaithy?"

Captain Avarath exclaims, "What does being a Grunt in the Ur'Guard mean, Grunt
Snaithy!"

Captain Avarath says, "You are NOT ANSWERING FAST ENOUGH GRUNT SNAITHY."

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "Apologies sir."

Captain Avarath says, "Down on the floor. Ten pressups."

You have emoted: Snaithy gets down and does a pressup.

Captain Avarath nods approvingly.

You have emoted: Snaithy pushes down then up.
You have emoted: Snaithy pushes down then up.
You have emoted: Snaithy pushes down then up.
You have emoted: Snaithy pushes down then up.
You have emoted: Snaithy pushes down then up.
You have emoted: Snaithy pushes down then up.
You have emoted: Snaithy pushes down then up.
You have emoted: Snaithy pushes down then up.
You have emoted: Snaithy pushes down then up.


Captain Avarath says, "Being in the Ur'Guard means DISCIPLINE."

You stand straight up.

You give Captain Avarath a respectful salute.

You say, "Aye sir."

Captain Avarath says, "The Ur'Guard is thousands of years old. It is the
greatest fighting force in the Basin."

Captain Avarath says, "And WHY?"

Captain Avarath exclaims, "Discipline!"

Captain Avarath says, "Get about your training, Grunt Snaithy."

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "Shall I leave this grunt to you, or would you like me to oversee the
learning?"

You say, "Sir."

Captain Avarath says, "You do it. I have meditating to do and weapons to oil."

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "Aye sir."

You give Captain Avarath a respectful salute.

You tell Grunt Silaryn, Ur'Guard Initiate, "Salute him."

Silaryn gives Captain Avarath a respectful salute.

Just as I logged in (cleaned up a lot):

Just as I logged in (cleaned up a lot):

Win.

I have a distinct image of Full Metal Jacket in my head now.

Made Snaithy feel extremely small

especially when in front of a novice too

Seith (Male Furrikin).
He is 16 years old, having been born on the 19th of Roarkian, 208 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is a pathetic character.


How does that happen?

(Newbie): Asmodeus says, "What is the dark trinity?"


(Newbie): Arix says, "Trader Bob, Kethuru, and Lady Estarra's left shoe."

Merciful Judge Meliana Dekoven, Purity of the Exalted says to Arix, "What is amiss?"
2877h, 4080m, 2407e, 10p, 11110en, 18670w esSix-


Narsrim enters from the north, emanating an aura of immense power.
2877h, 4080m, 2407e, 10p, 11110en, 18670w esSix-


Narsrim leaves to the up, emanating an aura of immense power.
2877h, 4080m, 2407e, 10p, 11110en, 18670w esSix-


Cardinal Arix, Brewer of Trouble says, "Flying Nejii's."

Ackleberry Triple Junction. (road).
Glowing motes of silvery-blue light dance through the air, emanating from the direction a healing shrine of Lyreth nearby. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. A milestone juts up from the ground here. Attached to a wooden post here is a large metal bell. A cow wanders about aimlessly, minding its own business and paying you no attention.
You see exits leading north, southeast, south, and west.
You bump into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
10364h, 5778m, 9522e, 10p, 21889en, 30896w elrk<>-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
10364h, 5778m, 9522e, 10p, 21900en, 30900w elrxk<>-
Alianna has been overcome by the immense electrical force of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.
Having been too much for the mortal threads of a cow, she screams in agony as flames engulf her body and burn it to a crisp.
10364h, 5778m, 9522e, 10p, 21900en, 30900w elrxk<>-southeast

Sooo... how do I bug that, exactly?

We call them Makers, Shai Hulud, Shaitan or Sandworms.

GOD.

Aqua Adept Papraki, Spice of Life says, "Was going toe to toe with thoros."

You missed my joke

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