Tervic2009-01-01 04:19:13
Illumine.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. There are 7 Lyreth, the Sidereal Princes here. You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
Soft, gentle chimes sound as Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince appears out of a flurry of wind and sound.
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Division?"
Zalandrus Tregon exclaims, "Subtraction!"
You say, "Potatoes."
Soft, gentle chimes sound as Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince appears out of a flurry of wind and sound.
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "I LOVE POTATOES."
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "AND PIE."
Zalandrus Tregon says, "Now now, there are 5 of you. That's a problem..."
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince stares implacably at Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince.
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Oh shut up."
Zalandrus Tregon says, "Lord Lyreths, want to play a game?"
Soft, gentle chimes sound as Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince appears out of a flurry of wind and sound.
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince exclaims, "Game?!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "I love games."
Zalandrus Tregon says, "It's called "Finding the Real Lyreth"."
"Oooooooooh!" Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, eyes wide with wonder.
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince exclaims, "No you're not, I am!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince exclaims, "SHUT UP, I AM!"
You choke back a laugh as Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince releases a painfully accurate kick to Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince's shin in retribution for his behaviour.
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince exclaims, "Whoever kills the most mortals is the real Lyreth!"
"Ummmm," you say uncertainly.
You say, "No."
You say, "Ow."
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Whoever kills the most mortals is the real Lyreth!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Ready or not, here I come!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "NO, HERE I COME!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "SHUT UP! ME FIRST!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "I'M THE REAL LYRETH, DAMN IT!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Tell them, Eventru! I'm the real one!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "I've got four points, ya'll got nothing!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Oh shut up!"
You see Zalandrus Tregon yell, "I hear Mags are worth triple points!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Lame! He got away!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Haha, you suck. Catch up, Lyreth!
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Oh oh, I know! Demigods are worth five points!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Agreed!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "GET 'EM!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "I'm always serious!"
Sohei Shaddus Mes'ard, Grand Cenobite shouts, "Don't forget Ascendants! They are worth 10!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Ten?! What are loud mouthed mortals worth?!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Twenty!"
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. There are 7 Lyreth, the Sidereal Princes here. You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
Soft, gentle chimes sound as Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince appears out of a flurry of wind and sound.
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Division?"
Zalandrus Tregon exclaims, "Subtraction!"
You say, "Potatoes."
Soft, gentle chimes sound as Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince appears out of a flurry of wind and sound.
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "I LOVE POTATOES."
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "AND PIE."
Zalandrus Tregon says, "Now now, there are 5 of you. That's a problem..."
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince stares implacably at Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince.
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Oh shut up."
Zalandrus Tregon says, "Lord Lyreths, want to play a game?"
Soft, gentle chimes sound as Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince appears out of a flurry of wind and sound.
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince exclaims, "Game?!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "I love games."
Zalandrus Tregon says, "It's called "Finding the Real Lyreth"."
"Oooooooooh!" Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, eyes wide with wonder.
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince exclaims, "No you're not, I am!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince exclaims, "SHUT UP, I AM!"
You choke back a laugh as Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince releases a painfully accurate kick to Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince's shin in retribution for his behaviour.
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince exclaims, "Whoever kills the most mortals is the real Lyreth!"
"Ummmm," you say uncertainly.
You say, "No."
You say, "Ow."
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Whoever kills the most mortals is the real Lyreth!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Ready or not, here I come!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "NO, HERE I COME!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "SHUT UP! ME FIRST!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "I'M THE REAL LYRETH, DAMN IT!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Tell them, Eventru! I'm the real one!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "I've got four points, ya'll got nothing!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Oh shut up!"
You see Zalandrus Tregon yell, "I hear Mags are worth triple points!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Lame! He got away!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Haha, you suck. Catch up, Lyreth!
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Oh oh, I know! Demigods are worth five points!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Agreed!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "GET 'EM!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "I'm always serious!"
Sohei Shaddus Mes'ard, Grand Cenobite shouts, "Don't forget Ascendants! They are worth 10!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Ten?! What are loud mouthed mortals worth?!"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Twenty!"
Harkux2009-01-01 07:33:20
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Let's - ooo, what is this thing? Youch,
thorns! Let's put it in Doman's pants!"
thorns! Let's put it in Doman's pants!"
Doman2009-01-01 07:38:17
Arix2009-01-01 07:39:38
Doman wears pants?
Doman2009-01-01 07:47:16
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Let's - ooo, what is this thing? Youch,
thorns! Let's put it in Doman's pants!"
You tell Kalas Alianna, "Oh..no."
Alianna tells you, "Bahahaha."
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Okay! It's a big ugly beast of thorns.
Let's call it a thornbeast."
You shout, "I'm not wearing pants."
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "There's a shock."
thorns! Let's put it in Doman's pants!"
You tell Kalas Alianna, "Oh..no."
Alianna tells you, "Bahahaha."
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Okay! It's a big ugly beast of thorns.
Let's call it a thornbeast."
You shout, "I'm not wearing pants."
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "There's a shock."
Unknown2009-01-01 08:35:41
QUOTE
You tell *****, "Tell me something, and be honest."
You tell *****, "Do you think celest is bloody? or has warmongers?"
***** tells you, "Bloody? Yes. That is part of our struggle. Warmongers? Yes. I am one of what you would call a warmonger. The difference between myself and the rest of Celest, is that I am willing to admit it."
***** tells you, "I desire war with those who oppose the Light. they deserve nothing less."
You tell ***** "Well i asked for honesty."
***** tells you, "And you got it."
You tell *****, "Do you think celest is bloody? or has warmongers?"
***** tells you, "Bloody? Yes. That is part of our struggle. Warmongers? Yes. I am one of what you would call a warmonger. The difference between myself and the rest of Celest, is that I am willing to admit it."
***** tells you, "I desire war with those who oppose the Light. they deserve nothing less."
You tell ***** "Well i asked for honesty."
***** tells you, "And you got it."
Honesty...how refreshing
EDIT: I love Lyreth!!!!!!
Unknown2009-01-01 20:08:44
Talan Ysav'rai, Princess of Shadows says, "Yes, I am the dark lesbian succubus."
Rika2009-01-01 20:09:52
Someone wants to die.
Shaddus2009-01-01 20:13:22
Nariah2009-01-01 21:37:22
I'm quoting this although this EPIC FAIL is of my own doing. How it happened? 'Autobashing' mixing gold tint, earlier influencing archdemons and then happening to check if they're ready again...
Title: (Jhagar): Celina (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "The day the Heresiarch had enough!"
THOROS
PS.
Title: (Jhagar): Celina (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "The day the Heresiarch had enough!"
QUOTE
A hideous archdemon possesses an intimidating demeanor. He has an inflated sense
of himself.
/ DOINTI Use Paranoia - PAR1, PAR2, PAR3 /
5656h, 6161m, 4764e, 10p, 21790en, 20407w lrxk-
---EQUILIBRIUM -- EQUILIBRIUM -- EQUILIBRIUM --EQUILIBRIUM -- EQUILIBRIUM -- EQUILIBRIUM--
5656h, 6111m, 4764e, 10p, 21790en, 20411w elrxk-
You do not have the right commodities to mix that tincture.
5656h, 6111m, 4764e, 10p, 21790en, 20411w elrxk-
You vigorously shake your head in adamant disagreement.
5656h, 6111m, 4764e, 10p, 21790en, 20411w elrxk-
You stand straight up.
5656h, 6111m, 4764e, 10p, 21790en, 20411w elrxk-
You point a damning symbol of domination towards a hideous archdemon, and a gout
of black fire slams into his chest.
You have scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL hit!
A hideous archdemon begins to yell for help.
(Nihilists): A hideous archdemon says, "We must crush those who attack us!"
Screaming in pain, a hideous archdemon burns horribly to death within the Black
Fires of Nil.
You have slain a hideous archdemon.
You are branded an enemy of the Demon Lords of Nil.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
A king's ransom of golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
.
.
.
(Magnagora): Vena (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nil attack."
(Jhagar): Celina (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Rofl the "nil raid" was
nariah. lolol."
(Jhagar): Celina (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Blame thoros. If you
hadn't ur'bashed so much, you'd be a lower level and probably wouldn't have been
able to kill it in one it."
of himself.
/ DOINTI Use Paranoia - PAR1, PAR2, PAR3 /
5656h, 6161m, 4764e, 10p, 21790en, 20407w lrxk-
---EQUILIBRIUM -- EQUILIBRIUM -- EQUILIBRIUM --EQUILIBRIUM -- EQUILIBRIUM -- EQUILIBRIUM--
5656h, 6111m, 4764e, 10p, 21790en, 20411w elrxk-
You do not have the right commodities to mix that tincture.
5656h, 6111m, 4764e, 10p, 21790en, 20411w elrxk-
You vigorously shake your head in adamant disagreement.
5656h, 6111m, 4764e, 10p, 21790en, 20411w elrxk-
You stand straight up.
5656h, 6111m, 4764e, 10p, 21790en, 20411w elrxk-
You point a damning symbol of domination towards a hideous archdemon, and a gout
of black fire slams into his chest.
You have scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL hit!
A hideous archdemon begins to yell for help.
(Nihilists): A hideous archdemon says, "We must crush those who attack us!"
Screaming in pain, a hideous archdemon burns horribly to death within the Black
Fires of Nil.
You have slain a hideous archdemon.
You are branded an enemy of the Demon Lords of Nil.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
A king's ransom of golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
.
.
.
(Magnagora): Vena (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nil attack."
(Jhagar): Celina (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Rofl the "nil raid" was
nariah. lolol."
(Jhagar): Celina (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Blame thoros. If you
hadn't ur'bashed so much, you'd be a lower level and probably wouldn't have been
able to kill it in one it."
THOROS
PS.
QUOTE
(Jhagar): Thoros (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Let's bash."
(Jhagar): Vathael (from Limbo) says, "Nariah is done bashing."
(Jhagar): Vathael (from Limbo) says, "She bashed Nil."
(Jhagar): You say, "THOROS."
(Jhagar): You say, "YOU BASTARD."
(Jhagar): Vathael (from Limbo) says, "Powerlog 0 0 stole."
(Jhagar): Thoros (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "AND I'M THE BASTARD?"
(Jhagar): Thoros (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "ROFL."
(Jhagar): Thoros (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "WTF!"
(Jhagar): Thoros (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "AN ARCHDEMON OMG."
(Jhagar): Thoros (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "WE -NEED- THOSE."
(Jhagar): Vathael (from Limbo) says, "Nariah is done bashing."
(Jhagar): Vathael (from Limbo) says, "She bashed Nil."
(Jhagar): You say, "THOROS."
(Jhagar): You say, "YOU BASTARD."
(Jhagar): Vathael (from Limbo) says, "Powerlog 0 0 stole."
(Jhagar): Thoros (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "AND I'M THE BASTARD?"
(Jhagar): Thoros (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "ROFL."
(Jhagar): Thoros (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "WTF!"
(Jhagar): Thoros (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "AN ARCHDEMON OMG."
(Jhagar): Thoros (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "WE -NEED- THOSE."
Casilu2009-01-01 21:44:52
QUOTE (Nariah @ Jan 1 2009, 01:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm quoting this although this EPIC FAIL is of my own doing. How it happened? 'Autobashing' mixing gold tint, earlier influencing archdemons and then happening to check if they're ready again...
Title: (Jhagar): Celina (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "The day the Heresiarch had enough!"
THOROS
Title: (Jhagar): Celina (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "The day the Heresiarch had enough!"
THOROS
I'm sorry, but that's REALLY funny to me. You should work as a spy for me now, I can always use more spies.
Nariah2009-01-01 21:52:04
It is.
It just sucks that I need to waste 150k now on a noob mistake.
It just sucks that I need to waste 150k now on a noob mistake.
Ayisdra2009-01-01 21:57:24
Was hunting around and just happen find this funny a bit:
Note: I do have health regen, but still funny
Note: I do have health regen, but still funny
2998h, 3267m, 3186e, 10p, 17420en, 17966w lrxk-
You bleed 32 health.
Rika2009-01-01 23:44:36
(The Daughters of Attai): Anisu says, "Apply for guide, reason: because I want to cyber with unsuspecting noobs."
Unknown2009-01-02 01:05:11
QUOTE
(Market): Dreil says, "Seeking to purchase Lawliet's head."
You tell Dreil, "How much?"
Dreil tells you, "9000."
You tell Dreil, "Would you be willing to rent it for half?"
Dreil tells you, "Rent what?"
You tell Dreil, "The head."
Dreil tells you, "I suppose that's acceptable."
You tell Lawliet Letara, "Give you 2000 gold if you rent your head to me for a
few minutes. I'll not remove it from it's current location."
Lawliet tells you, "Nope."
Lawliet tells you, "Wait... what?"
You tell Lawliet Letara, "I will give you 2000 gold to rent your head. It will
remain attached to your person, but I will own it for a small duration."
Lawliet tells you, "O...k..."
You tell Lawliet Letara, "Excellent."
Lawliet tells you, "Heh."
You tell Dreil, "How long you need it?"
Dreil tells you, "Just long enough to shove it down her throat."
You tell Dreil, "Shall we call that a quarter hour?"
Dreil tells you, "I suppose."
You tell Lawliet Letara, "Quarter of an hour sound good?"
Lawliet tells you, "What exactly can you do to my head when it's still
attatched?"
You tell Lawliet Letara, "Sublet it for large sums of cash."
Lawliet tells you, "Uh-huh..."
MOVEMENT SPAM HERE
Lawliet bops Dreil on the head.
You say, "Greetings."
Dreil inclines his head politely to you.
Lawliet inclines her head politely to you.
Kialkarkea doffs a crown of the high diodori to you.
You get 2000 gold sovereigns from a black leather and silk backpack.
You give 2000 gold sovereigns to Lawliet.
You say, "Your payment."
You say to Dreil, "4500 gold, please."
Lawliet Letara says, "I'm still not exactly sure what you're going to do with
it..."
Dreil gives 4500 gold sovereigns to you.
You say, "Her head will be sublet to you for a quarter of an hour on the
stipulation that it not leave her body."
You perform a graceful curtsey.
You say, "Good luck."
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
the Megalith of Doom.
"What the...?" says Anyania, looking puzzled.
Lawliet doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from her eyes.
Anyania Diodorus asks, "What was that about?"
You teleport along the aether strands to the Megalith of Doom.
You tell Dreil, "How much?"
Dreil tells you, "9000."
You tell Dreil, "Would you be willing to rent it for half?"
Dreil tells you, "Rent what?"
You tell Dreil, "The head."
Dreil tells you, "I suppose that's acceptable."
You tell Lawliet Letara, "Give you 2000 gold if you rent your head to me for a
few minutes. I'll not remove it from it's current location."
Lawliet tells you, "Nope."
Lawliet tells you, "Wait... what?"
You tell Lawliet Letara, "I will give you 2000 gold to rent your head. It will
remain attached to your person, but I will own it for a small duration."
Lawliet tells you, "O...k..."
You tell Lawliet Letara, "Excellent."
Lawliet tells you, "Heh."
You tell Dreil, "How long you need it?"
Dreil tells you, "Just long enough to shove it down her throat."
You tell Dreil, "Shall we call that a quarter hour?"
Dreil tells you, "I suppose."
You tell Lawliet Letara, "Quarter of an hour sound good?"
Lawliet tells you, "What exactly can you do to my head when it's still
attatched?"
You tell Lawliet Letara, "Sublet it for large sums of cash."
Lawliet tells you, "Uh-huh..."
MOVEMENT SPAM HERE
Lawliet bops Dreil on the head.
You say, "Greetings."
Dreil inclines his head politely to you.
Lawliet inclines her head politely to you.
Kialkarkea doffs a crown of the high diodori to you.
You get 2000 gold sovereigns from a black leather and silk backpack.
You give 2000 gold sovereigns to Lawliet.
You say, "Your payment."
You say to Dreil, "4500 gold, please."
Lawliet Letara says, "I'm still not exactly sure what you're going to do with
it..."
Dreil gives 4500 gold sovereigns to you.
You say, "Her head will be sublet to you for a quarter of an hour on the
stipulation that it not leave her body."
You perform a graceful curtsey.
You say, "Good luck."
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
the Megalith of Doom.
"What the...?" says Anyania, looking puzzled.
Lawliet doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from her eyes.
Anyania Diodorus asks, "What was that about?"
You teleport along the aether strands to the Megalith of Doom.
Rika2009-01-02 01:07:37
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Aison2009-01-02 02:35:55
QUOTE (Nariah @ Jan 1 2009, 01:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It is.
It just sucks that I need to waste 150k now on a noob mistake.
It just sucks that I need to waste 150k now on a noob mistake.
I did the same thing to Lanikai .
Unknown2009-01-02 03:12:17
Nariah says, "GIVE. ME. IT."
Context irrelevant.
Context irrelevant.
Nariah2009-01-02 03:23:49
QUOTE (Aison @ Jan 2 2009, 03:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I did the same thing to Lanikai .
Doing it to Lanikai is so NOT the same thing, Aison! Try killing your angels and getting enemied to Celestia as Ecclesiarch for 'the same'.
QUOTE (Thoros LaSaet @ Jan 2 2009, 04:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nariah says, "GIVE. ME. IT."
Context irrelevant.
Context irrelevant.
You wait...