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Unknown2009-01-02 04:34:40
QUOTE (Nariah @ Jan 1 2009, 10:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Doing it to Lanikai is so NOT the same thing, Aison! crying.gif Try killing your angels and getting enemied to Celestia as Ecclesiarch for 'the same'. tongue.gif

You wait... pissed.gif

Do a bunch of amnesties, no one will know.
Casilu2009-01-02 04:36:23
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Jan 1 2009, 08:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Do a bunch of amnesties, no one will know.


It's practically impossible to do an amnesty on Nil.
Xiel2009-01-02 04:59:28
QUOTE (casilu @ Jan 1 2009, 08:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's practically impossible to do an amnesty on Nil.


Pish posh. Anything's possible! You just have to be very lucky - like when I got lucky and pulled off a full reprieve for Celestia. wub.gif
Reiha2009-01-02 05:06:43
He is a graceful elfen and is dressed strangely. Attired in a one-piece suit
that jaunts out to a good 8 feet tall is a representation of the Mother Tree of
Serenwilde. Brown papier-mache has been plastered in the shape of the trunk that
wraps around Arin and scores of wire protrude from the top of the trunk in
emulation of the many branches of the Tree. Delicately cut cards of tree leaves
dangle from these wires to create a full and healthy foliage. Paint has been
used to create tiny details, such as the dark streaks and knots of the tree.
From the side of the Tree costume, Arin's arms protude, hanging out almost as he
walks as the letter 'T' and beneath the trunk, his feet peeks out. His salient
features comes out of a hole in the costume, with his wavy blonde hair partly
showing and his mischievous demeanour emanating from the face hole. As a final
coup de grace, part of his manhood hangs out of a simulation of a knot, using
Arin's anatomy, painted brown, to signify the nuts of the Mother Tree. He is
wearing a cloak of shifting hues.

Arin Dekoven, the Special One says, "If you plant my nuts, will they grow into
totems?"
Nariah2009-01-02 05:07:28
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Jan 2 2009, 05:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Do a bunch of amnesties, no one will know.

Don't care if they know! See, this is the convenient thing about being an evil Heresiarch, I can say that I am -that- badass that I kill my own demons if they defy me. Want to be strung across the Necropolis for even questioning me about it? content.gif

Also, already handled thanks to Revan. biggrin.gif
Unknown2009-01-02 05:33:22
QUOTE (Nariah @ Jan 2 2009, 12:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't care if they know! See, this is the convenient thing about being an evil Heresiarch, I can say that I am -that- badass that I kill my own demons if they defy me. Want to be strung across the Necropolis for even questioning me about it? content.gif

Also, already handled thanks to Revan. biggrin.gif

I do recall having my head mounted in the necropolis, for unrelated reasons once...meh.gif
Arix2009-01-02 08:03:11
QUOTE (Reiha @ Jan 1 2009, 10:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He is a graceful elfen and is dressed strangely. Attired in a one-piece suit
that jaunts out to a good 8 feet tall is a representation of the Mother Tree of
Serenwilde. Brown papier-mache has been plastered in the shape of the trunk that
wraps around Arin and scores of wire protrude from the top of the trunk in
emulation of the many branches of the Tree. Delicately cut cards of tree leaves
dangle from these wires to create a full and healthy foliage. Paint has been
used to create tiny details, such as the dark streaks and knots of the tree.
From the side of the Tree costume, Arin's arms protude, hanging out almost as he
walks as the letter 'T' and beneath the trunk, his feet peeks out. His salient
features comes out of a hole in the costume, with his wavy blonde hair partly
showing and his mischievous demeanour emanating from the face hole. As a final
coup de grace, part of his manhood hangs out of a simulation of a knot, using
Arin's anatomy, painted brown, to signify the nuts of the Mother Tree. He is
wearing a cloak of shifting hues.

Arin Dekoven, the Special One says, "If you plant my nuts, will they grow into
totems?"


brain...hurts...



Seriously, that's just tasteless
Unknown2009-01-02 08:09:15
Nariah raids Mag. Again.

(Magnagora): An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "Invaders at 'before the Megalith of Doom!"
11065h, 4158m, 5670e, 7p, 32400en, 24896w elrxkb<>-ct the nil is that
(Magnagora): You say, "The nil is that."
11065h, 4131m, 5670e, 8p, 32400en, 24897w elrxkb<>-
(Magnagora): Nariah says, "Me..."
11065h, 4144m, 5670e, 9p, 32399en, 24897w elrxkb<>-
(Magnagora): Nariah (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "He said my hairdo does not fit my complexion, sorry, ignore it please."
Casilu2009-01-02 08:10:44
QUOTE (Xiel @ Jan 1 2009, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pish posh. Anything's possible! You just have to be very lucky - like when I got lucky and pulled off a full reprieve for Celestia. wub.gif


I remember Malarious tried for me a few times, I heard.
Esano2009-01-02 08:12:19

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "I hereby name myself Prince of New Celest!"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Wait! What about us?!"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Yea! Us!"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "And me!"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Shut up. Nobody likes you."

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Alright, ladies, ladies."

Totemcarver Mortexia Dekoven-Inalai shouts, "Nobody likes any of you, why don't you just kill yourselves and end this madness?"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "As the new Prince of New Celest, I hereby declare myself - HEY!"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "New Prince of New Celest? Can't we shorten this?"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Can we be NPNC?"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Sounds like some Magnagoran heavy violin band."

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Too much information!"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "THEY KILLED OUR BACK-UP SINGER!"

Shikha d'Murani, Death Verse echoes, "I have laid enough of you waste already haven't I? You return again? May the basin find its peace or must you imposters constantly plague us!"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Man, there goes the violinist..."

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "NO! NOT ME!"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "I'M THE CUTE ONE!"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "La la la! This is my new single, Lyreth and the Celestian Trio!"

Shikha d'Murani, Death Verse echoes, "Come to me, false Lyreth, I'll show you the beauty of death."

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Woops. Looks like it's Lyreth and the Celestian Duo, now!"

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Here comes the bride, all dressed in vines, tra la la LA la la la la laaaa..."

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Nejii and Dysolis, sitting in a tree..."

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Ahehehehe! Dysolis looks like an angry salamander with a stick!"

Shikha d'Murani, Death Verse echoes, "I care little for those of Celest, but I will not watch a mindless rampage ravage our basin! Show yourself!"

Shikha d'Murani, Death Verse echoes, "Perhaps not all mortals can feel the urgency in the basin, even now I am told to be quiet, but I am not! The basin is afflicted, unless we work together, we will not find victory! I fight for us all, and if I do so alone, I do so alone, but do not forget that without the basin we ARE ALL BUT VOID."

Nariah2009-01-02 08:12:26
losewings.gif

This time I actually pressed the symbol strike macro because we had a heated discussion and I forgot what I was doing (influencing) and was like: Oh, okay, continuing.... *attack*

QUOTE
You confide in an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal how much you admire her dazzling mental
and physical skills.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal puffs up her chest and a crazy gleam enters her eyes

as she vigorously agrees with you that her intelligence and strength far
surpasses anyone else.
5462h, 5476m, 4143e, 10p, 24580en, 23756w lrxk-
You have no beast here you can command.
5462h, 5426m, 4143e, 10p, 24580en, 23752w lrxk-
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal settles down in a corner to sleep.
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You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
5462h, 5426m, 4143e, 10p, 24580en, 23752w lrxk-
---EQUILIBRIUM -- EQUILIBRIUM -- EQUILIBRIUM --EQUILIBRIUM -- EQUILIBRIUM -- EQUILIBRIUM--
5462h, 5426m, 4143e, 10p, 24580en, 23752w elrxk-
You are already wielding a damning symbol of domination in your left hand.
5462h, 5376m, 4143e, 10p, 24580en, 23756w elrxk-
You point a damning symbol of domination towards an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal, and
a gout of black fire slams into her chest.
A plague lord exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Before the
Megalith of Doom'!"
A plague lord says, "I heard a scream at 'Before the Megalith of Doom!' Excuse
me, friends."
A plague lord exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Before the Megalith of
Doom' right away!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal begins to yell for help.
(Magnagora): An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "Invaders at 'before the Megalith
of Doom!"
A plague lord springs to an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal's defence.
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A Greater Song of the Carillon Knells springs to an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal's
defence.
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An illithoid stalker springs to an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal's defence.
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A greater elemental of earth springs to an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal's defence.
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Everiine2009-01-02 08:12:57
QUOTE
Arin's description


All I need is an excuse to do some @$$-whooping.
Tervic2009-01-02 09:42:56
A plush doll of Selene, the First of the Mothers says, "Recently, someone kept repeating something about badgers and mushrooms."

A plush doll of Selene, the First of the Mothers creases its brow in a frown.
A plush doll of Selene, the First of the Mothers says, "Why?"
Gwylifar2009-01-02 16:01:16
QUOTE (Esano @ Jan 2 2009, 03:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Can we be NPNC?"
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "Sounds like some Magnagoran heavy violin band."
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "La la la! This is my new single, Lyreth and the Celestian Trio!"

QUOTE (Tervic @ Jan 2 2009, 04:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A plush doll of Selene, the First of the Mothers says, "Recently, someone kept repeating something about badgers and mushrooms."

Clearly, the force that is taking over and mimicing the Elder Gods, and invading Lusternia, is the Internet. I predict that this event will conclude with an appearance by Rick Astley and an army of lolcats, claiming that all our base is belong to them. We will have to raise an Ascendant to recreate the ancient fighting formation pioneered by Raezon, the Hampsterdance, to defeat them.
Shiri2009-01-02 16:05:10
QUOTE (Gwylifar @ Jan 2 2009, 04:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Clearly, the force that is taking over and mimicing the Elder Gods, and invading Lusternia, is the Internet. I predict that this event will conclude with an appearance by Rick Astley and an army of lolcats, claiming that all our base is belong to them. We will have to raise an Ascendant to recreate the ancient fighting formation pioneered by Fain, the Hampsterdance, to defeat them.

roflmao.gif
Unknown2009-01-02 17:49:26
Oh god, the internet is invading lusternia.

WE MUST UR'BASH THE INTERNET BEFORE THEY UR'BASH US. :|
Arkzrael2009-01-02 17:59:02
(*): Urazial says, "Ah.. penumbra. Always a joy to watch the boobies grow."
Shaddus2009-01-02 18:32:49
QUOTE (Gwylifar @ Jan 2 2009, 10:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
pioneered by Fain, the Hampsterdance, to defeat them.

You shut your whore mouth!!

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Gwylifar2009-01-02 18:40:20
You're right, I meant to say Raezon! (What with His pretty dancing and all...) Whatever was I thinking. Fixed it!
Unknown2009-01-02 18:58:53
QUOTE (Esano @ Jan 2 2009, 02:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...
Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince shouts, "La la la! This is my new single, Lyreth and the Celestian Trio!"
...


Is that even remotely in character? If it is ... wow. The real world is coming for us.