Not for himself, for the new god. Unless you really think he's that on the ball.

So much.



Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer spreads His roots across the ground here.

He is a radiant immortal and has features reminiscent of an ancient tree with a flowing, mossy beard and wizened amber eyes. Puckered and withered, His skin takes the ashen-brown hue of bark and His limbs are gnarled like branches and roots. Glistening, iridescent moss drapes across His shoulders and creeps down and around His chest and back. Panoplied pockets of phosphorescent fungi multiply across His figure in tiny faerie circles, attracting the attention of a bevy of silvery and golden fireflies. The crowning glory of His head carries the weight of a dense canopy: a veritable ecosystem rife with birds and liveliness. He is wearing an enchanted coat of moss and fungi, and a saffron leaf with emerald filigree.


He has birds. In his head. Win.

Of Hoaracle? Nope. I was too busy pewpewing some aetherpirates. And pewpew them good according to THIS:



That amount of hull makes me sad, but we are indeed awesome and fought them off. -flex-

Edit: Oh, people totally ninja'd me. Thank you.

And I only wish I were that on the ball, Raggy.

You named your turrets... ?

I feel like I should give Xiel the opportunity to update my description on his website, because alas, it is the old version.

The names were changed to protect the perpetrators.

Oh ooh, that's the other ship. That makes more sense.

Also wtf, what ship has -THAT much- hull?

Oh, wow. That description alone makes me consider throwing out my character to go make one closer to whoever or whatever Hoaracle is.

He is a radiant immortal and has features reminiscent of an ancient tree with a flowing, mossy beard and wizened amber eyes. Puckered and withered, His skin takes the ashen-brown hue of bark and His limbs are gnarled like branches and roots. Glistening, iridescent moss drapes across His shoulders and creeps down and around His chest and back. Panoplied pockets of phosphorescent fungi multiply across His figure in tiny faerie circles, attracting the attention of a bevy of silvery and golden fireflies. The crowning glory of His head carries the weight of a dense canopy: a veritable ecosystem rife with birds and liveliness. He is wearing an enchanted coat of moss and fungi, and a saffron leaf with emerald filigree.

Just change 'a radiant immortal' if necessary.

Remember that ship Glom pirated on Dramube?

Yeah, that one.

Cursed gnomes.

Deepnight?

Heck, while I'm at it:

You reach out and touch an ancient dryad.
As you place your hand on an ancient dryad you feel both your life energy and his link. A flood of memories race through your mind's eye, and you sense that an ancient dryad knows what you know.

An ancient dryad begins to glow with an emerald light, whilst ethereal winds swirl about him in delicate curlicues.

When the light subsides, you notice that the ancient dryad remains, however he blazes with a fierce aura of power.

A divinely-powered sensation overwhelms your mind's eye -- a feeling of gratitude, understanding and resolution.

An ancient dryad vanishes before your eyes, scattered by the forest breeze.

~~~~

The trunk of an ancient, mighty tree ripples like water, and when an ancient dryad merges with it a pervasive flash of emerald light consumes your vision.

With hardy creaks, the roots shake and pull up from the ground, transforming into gnarled legs; meanwhile, the branches overhead twist and contort, forming a pair of arms.

Slices of gold and viridian energy dapple the tree's trunk, which shoots up tall -- giving the tree incredible height.

Lastly, a face begins to form, aged and knotted like the ancient tree, and possessed of amber eyes like the dryad, wise, curious and even mischievous.

As the swirling energies begin to dissipate, it is certain that the tree that once stood here is no more, and what stands in its place is something great and powerful.

A pulse ripples through the air which begins to constrict and tighten with a magnetic force.

Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer greets you all with a wave of His hand; however, before He has the chance to do anything else green energy begins to consume His figure.

The magnetic force grows stronger, and you can see the wind turning visible, pulling at Hoaracle like coarse strands of string.

The green energy that is overtaking Hoaracle completely overwhelms Him and spirals up into the sky.

Birdsong and the rustling of leaves murmur through the aether as Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer fades out of the surrounding environment.

A sparkling spiral of green energy ripples from a point in the Serenwilde Forest.

With the sound of a sonic boom following after it, the light snaps and jolts towards Avechna's Peak

The green energy slams into the tallest mountain within the Basin as prismatic hues of light envelops it, sending ripples of light through the aether.

Man, ninja'd so hard.

WAIT A MINUTE.

There's a new description and I can't see it?

Wait, what? You guys were attacked by a mob ship?

Well. The BondShredder was the ship that Xaviar was piloting and it was the ship aetherpirating today.

No more afk aetherbashing, y'hear? Scary ship is coming for YOU!

So who was piloting it now? o_O

If it's an NPC ship that just randomly ganks you, that's amazing.

Peppy the gnome, clearly!

If we seriously get aetherpirating mobs though, I will adore aetherbashing even more. Besides being an xp faucet, having the chance to encounter, say, adorath and cavefisher level pirates to ravage ships would be awesome.

I don't hear Treebeard, I hear like...Fiddler's Green.