Jason (Elder Male Coder God)
The circumstances of His beginnings are beyond your feeble understanding.

Cheat!

Yeah, crying foul on this one.

Furry Justin D. Elledge, Creator of Species (Male Human).
He is 21 years old, having been born on the 30th of July, 1987AD.
He is unranked on Earth.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a young adult in the land of Arizona
He is a vagabond in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of West Wilkes High (honours).
He is a member of the website called 'Facebook.'
He is a member of the website called 'NexusWar'
He is a member of the website called 'GaiaOnline'
He is a member of the website called 'FurAffinity'
He is a member of the clan called 'Role Players'
He is a member of the group called 'LGBT.'
He is a member of the group called 'Procrastinators.'
He is a member of the group called 'Furries'
He is a member of the group called 'Gaming Addicts'
He is a member of the group called 'Grammar Nazis'
His motto: 'There is no such thing as perpetual motion.'
He is considered 50% of your might.
He is a member of the Elledge family.
He has survived the rising of the Soulless God George W.
He has tasted the onslaught of Black Friday, emerging with the title 'Customer Service'
He hath written the words of Java, PHP, VBscript, BASIC into the Digital Compendium
He has been broken twice, and emerged renewed.
He is the origin of the race of Therrials, earning him the title 'Tayn'

Grant-asia (Male Human).
He is 22 years old, having been born on the 12th of August, 1986AD.
He is unranked on Earth.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a young adult in the land of Australia
He is a vagabond in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of Kingswood High (relief).
He is a member of the website called 'Facebook.'
He is a member of the website called 'NaNoWriMo'
He is a member of the website called 'YouTube'
He is a member of the clan called 'Role Players'
He is a member of the group called 'LGBT.'
He is a member of the group called 'Procrastinators.'
He is a member of the group called 'Amateur Writers '
He is a member of the group called 'Gaming Addicts'
He is a member of the group called 'Help Desk Slaves'
His motto: 'I'm tired... ooh gaming'
He is considered 50% of your might.
He is single and loathing it.
He is lauded as gadget lover for having more electronics than should fit in his room.

T. I. (Male Human).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 7th of February, 1990 C.E.
He is unranked on Earth.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Citizen of Canada.
He is a First Year of Queen's University.
He is currently unemployed.
He is a Dreamwalker in the Fellowship of Lucid Dreamers.
He is a Graduate of The Woodlands (honours).
He is a member of the group called ‘Facebook.’
He is a member of the group called 'Canadian Haidong Gumdo Association.'
His motto: 'Who are we to enforce reality?'
He is considered 120% of your might.
He is a member of the Imam family.
He is deemed a 'Supreme Cuddler' by the High Council of Plush Collectors.
He is a gaming addict in development, pissing away university hours on the 360.
He did accept the teachings of Hobbes, refuting Descartes completely.
He did relieve candles of their flames through his sword.

Sup. I got money.

Kyle Granzow (Male Human.)
He is 17 years old, having been born on the 20th of November, 1990AD.
He is unranked on Earth.
He is a refreshingly credible character.
He is a Deviant in the Pathetic Town of Herington.
He is the Manager of Night of Rain.
He holds the position of Lead Singer in Night of Rain. (<- my band.)
He is a member of the 1st-Period Culinary Arts cooking class.
He is a Lost Moron in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is currently enrolled at Herington High School.
He is the leader of the group called "Kyle's friends."
He is a member in the group called "End homophobia."
He is a member in the group called "People Who Never Bash."
His motto: "Don't do anything you'll regret."
He is deemed as "able to draw really good" by his art teacher.
He is deemed as "a good writer" by his English teacher.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He has been dating Kayla Richardson for 2 months.
He is a 4th generation member of The Granzow Family.
He did survive the raising of the soulless god George W. Bush.

Jesse Lemieux (Male Human).
He is 19 years old, having been born on the 24th of May, 1989AD.
He is unranked in the United States.
He is a somewhat credible character.
He is a graduate of Bay Path Reg. Voc. Tech High school.
He is a member of the website called "Lusternia"
He is a member of the website called 'MesaRO"
He is a member of the website called 'Facebook"
He is clanhead of the group called 'The unmotivated"
His motto: 'I unno."
He is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
He has managed to pull off an actual Good Afro
He has placed third in the nation for battlebots.
He is a mentor and is able to take on a protege.. Though it would be a bad idea.
He is the owner of a PS3.
He has been appointed as "The skinny white kid with the afro that can do awesome impressions." by his co-workers.

Amanda Speed (Female Human)
She is 31 years old, having been born on the 6th of September, 1977AD
She is unranked on Earth.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Glorified Data Entry Person in the MSI.
She is a Slave to Public Transportation in the City of Little Rock.
She is an Occasional Traveller in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a graduate of Hinds Community College (honours).
She is a member of the website called 'Facebook.'
She is a member of the website called 'NaNoWriMo.'
She is a member of the website called 'Popmundo.'
She is a member of the website called 'Dragoncave.'
She is a member of the website called 'Lusternia.'
She is a member of the group called 'Procrastinators.'
She is a member of the group called 'Lusternia Addicts Anonymous.'
She is a member of the group called 'Insomniacs United'.
She is a member of the group called 'Amateur Writers '
She is a member of the group called 'Amateur Artists '
Her motto: 'Why can't I touch it?'
She is deemed an Monumental Time Waster by the Council of Time Management.
She is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
She is a member of the Speed family by birth.
She is a gaming addict, having spent uncountable fortunes on ones and zeroes.
She is known as an Arachnid Rescuer for the countless spiders she has saved from the wrong side of a shoe.
She is recognized as a Packrat for keeping items that haven't worked in over eight years.
She did survive the rising of the soulless god George W. Bush.

Melissa C. Duranceau (Female Human).
She is 25 years old, having been born on the 6th of October, 1983AD.
She is unranked on Earth.
She is an extremely discredible character.
She is an unemployed sociopath.
She is a degenerate francophone in Canada.
She is an Esteemed Bus-Hopper in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a dropout of Bell Highschool, and of Algonquin College (animation).
She is a member of the website called 'Chrono Compendium.'
She is a member of the website called 'DeviantART.'
She is a member of the website called 'Dragoncave.'
She is a member of the website called 'Facebook.'
She is a member of the website called 'GameFAQs.'
She is a member of the website called 'Lusternia.'
She is a member of the website called 'Valentian Experimentations.'
She is a member of the group called 'Amateur Artists.'
She is a member of the group called 'Amateur Writers.'
She is a member of the group called 'Anime Anonymous.'
She is a member of the group called 'Insomniacs United'.
She is a member of the group called 'Procrastinators.'
She is a member of the group called '(Semi-)Artists 'R Us.'
Her motto: 'Don't trust anyone; they eventually abandon you anyways.'
She is deemed a Petty Thief by the Council of Kleptomaniacs.
She is considered to be approximately 200% your weight.
She is not a member of any family.
She is a gaming addict, having spent uncountable fortunes on ones and zeroes.
She is a hopeless movies fanatic, owning over three hundred DVDs.
She is feared as a Computer Terrorist, having set at least one computer monitor on fire.
She rescued the poodle pup, Toph, from certain death in a puppy mill.
She is known as an Unlikely Survivor for her adaptational and investigative abilities.
She is a Beloved of Torrenters and has downloaded hundreds of gigabytes in anime and movies illegally, as well as 10+ gigabytes of software illegally.
She did survive the rising of the soulless god George W. Bush.

I'd join that order.

A. Martinez (Female Human)
She is 19 years old, having been born on the 5th of August, 1989AD.
She is unranked on Earth
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Citizen in the United States of America.
She holds the position of a Student Technician in Residential Computing.
She holds the position of a Minion in the Setsucon 2009 Programming Committee.
She is a Trainspotter in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is currently enrolled in the Pennsylvania State University.
She is a member of the website called 'LiveJournal.'
She is a member of the website called 'Facebook.'
She is a member of the website called 'deviantART.'
She is a member of the group called 'Linguaphiles.'
She is a member of the group called 'Kendo Enthusiasts.'
Her motto: 'That's what your mom said last night.'
She is deemed a Painter by the Artisinal Council of High School AP.
She is deemed a Drabbler by the Bardic Council of Fanfiction Writers.
She is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
She has been in a steady relationship with Matt Catania for 12 months.
She is a member of the Martinez family by birth.
She is a gaming addict, having spent uncountable fortunes on ones and zeroes.
She is well-versed the languages of Japanese, English, HTML/CSS, and Java.
She did survive the rising of the soulless god George W. Bush.

Bah, I feel like such a little kid.

Same.

Yeah

Rebecca S (Female Human)
She is 21 years old, having been born on the 30th September, 1987AD
She is unranked on Earth.
She is a refreshingly credible character.
She is a Citizen in the United Kingdom.
She holds the position of an Early Modern Specialist in the Department of English Literature.
She is a Hermit in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a graduate of Wymondham College.
She is currently enrolled in King's College London.
She is a member of the LARP called 'Labyrinthe'
She is a member of the LARP called 'Maelstrom'
She is a member of the LARP called 'Interregnum'
Her motto: 'An endless fountain of immortal drink, pouring forth unto us from the heavens' brink.'
She is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
She has been living with her partner, Leo S, for 5 months.
She did survive the Shadows over Bogenhafen as a Level 1 Cleric.
She is a gaming addict, having spent uncountable fortunes on ones and zeroes.
She triumphed over the n00bs, transferring from Achaea to Lusternia.
She has proven her Geekitude and been elected President of King's College London's Geek Society.

Shaun Thomas (Male Human Changeling)
He is 24 years old, having been born on the 4th of August, 1984 years AD.
He is ranked 103,348,684,293'rd on Earth.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Citizen of the United States of America
He holds the position of a Retired Agent in the Federal Bureau of Investigation
He is an enemy of your Country.
He is an enemy of your Religion.
He has graduated at the University of Towson (honours).
He is currently enrolled as a student in the University of Maryland.
He is a Pedestrian in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a member of the clan called "Marylanders."
He is a member of the clan called "Lusternia."
He is a member of the clan called "Bellators Societas."
His warcry, "Boosh!"
He was born into the Matthews family.
He is a founder of the Thomas family.
He did perform admirably for his country, serving a tour in Iraq.
He has served as an Agent for Geek Squad.
He did save and adopt a stray kitten from off his doorstep.
He did bust numerous torrent downloaders in his time in the FBI.
He does indeed own ten dogs, two cats, and a ferret.
He does fail at failing, and no that is not a double negative.
He did survive the rising of the Soulless God Dick Cheney.
He has served as the Lead guitarist of Agent Orange.
He did serve as vocalist for Crimson Dawn.

I feel pretty much the opposite, hence the "Elder" part of my honors. It's not like I'm a senior citizen, of course, but I am twice the age of most of these kids, it seems.