And I think I have a year on you. So imagine how I feel!

... frigging awesome.

Real World Griefer. >.>

honours Charune

There is no such person, I'm afraid.

I can still see you trying to zap people IRL..

..and then realize that it failed.

I hear yah.

I'm twice as old and type four times slower. Meh.

Christopher Bull (Male Human)
He is 21 years old, having been born on the 23st of September, 1987 years AD.
He has the moral bedrock of Lucifer.
He is a Citizen of Australia.
He is an enemy of the United Kingdom.
He is an enemy of evangelical Athiests.
He holds the position of "Bitch" with Woolworths Supermarkets.
He is a Riverwalker in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is currently enrolled in Shellharbour TAFE.
He is a member of a website called "4chan."
He is a member of the clan called "Vision impaired."
He is a member of the clan called "Obsessive gym nuts."
He is a member of the clan called "Occasional retired forum trolls."
He is a member of the clan called "Video game geeks."
He is a member of the clan called "Traditional gaming geeks."
His motto, "."
He was born into the Bull family.
He is no longer single.
He is considered 105% of your might.
He did singlehandedly alienate over 40% of Lusternia's playerbase.
He did screw up his military training with one mistake, and will be returning to service in five years time.
He did enroll in a course of study that would lead to a course to become a police officer, stunning all who knew him.
He is covered in numerous cuts and scars, obtained in a method most humorous to others.
He has uncovered the folly in sparring with champion youth boxers.

E. L. M. (Female Human)
She is of an unknown age, having been born on the 19th of June.
She is unranked on Earth.
She has triumphed 0 times in the no-future generation.
She is of acceptable character.
She is a Moocher in the United States of America.
She is a Messenger of the Fates in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is currently enrolled in college.
She is a member of the clan called 'Nanowrimo Writers'
She is a member of the clan called 'Lusternia'
She is the clan head of the clan called 'Google Sluts'
She was born into the M. family.
She has been divorced once.
Her motto: 'Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?'
She made breaking hearts look cool in high school.
She has participated and succeeded in Nanowrimo for four years in a row.
In her family, she did restore peace.
She has disrupted the peace amongst her family.



Cutting out my name and most personal info because I don't want creepy people trying to learn stuff about me

That means you have something to hide.

I say let them come.

I'm armed and dangerous, and dangerous unarmed.

Giving out my full name has already netted me one stalker, and now we're best friends.
So yes, let 'em come.

Kayla ( Female Human )
She is 16 years old, having been born on the 23rd of November, 1991 years AD.
She is ranked 2,555,777,333,888,124,125 on Earth
She is a worthless character
She is a citizen of the Great Alliances of Provinces in Canada
She holds the position of a grade tweleve highschool student
She is an friend of your Country.
She has no religion
She is not patriotic
She has free health care
She is currently enrolled at Pauline Johnson Collegiate and Vocational School
She is sheltered in the Fellowship of Explorers
She is a member of the clan called "Lusternia."
She is a member of the clan called "Stop Homophobia."
She is clan head of the clan called "Canadian bacon is bacon, not ham."
She is deemed an artist by her friends
She is a medicore writer
She hates her last name
She has yet to accomplish anything of note
She has served Lusternia faithfully for two years
She is adopting two children from World Vision
Her motto, "Is that really necessary?"
She has been dating Kyle for 2 months
She does a great English accent
She does indeed own two cats.
She cares less about politics
She served as a piano player for four years
Her favourite colour is purple


Tee hee.

I would be such a sad disappointment to a stalker.

I don't know, I'm enjoying myself.

Stop pulling the curtains.

Silly Yrael. I don't even have curtains!

Psh, no, I've just had creepy encounters with fellow IRE members that I would rather not repeat.

Plus my initials are freaking awesome. ELM. Hello, that's sweet.

Dude I was born in Victorville and lived in Apple Valley for about 7 years!

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