For the record, my comment was a joke...

Regardless, I think 'Smith of the Seas of Undetermined Number' sounds excellent!

Super Sailor of the Sixteen Seas

Maybe if it was a sailing cartel

How about:

"Smith of the not less than two seas, but rather some whole number greater than two, and less than or equal to n-r, where n is the number of aquatic places in the planes, and r is the number of said aquatic places that do not qualify as a sea. See appendix A for requisite qualities needed for said qualification."

Actually that sounds like an awesome title.

And appendix A would direct you to Appendix B.

You must include a glossary explaining words involved in Appendix A but not Appendix B because you will need to purchase the supplementary material in edition 1.2 to find the glossary to Appendix B"

That's only during Roarkian though.

What is a "wood cuck"?

If you don't know that, ask your father.

at first, I thought it was making reference to a wooden phallus.Then I realized the problem with splinters, and decided it was about something else. They forgot the H, in Chuck. Woodchuck.

Not to be confused with Chuck Norris, who is made from a titanium/adamantium alloy.

Wow, you guys trolled this thread good.

This thread is more trolled than an elderly man in a small motorboat fishing for walleye.

Why are we being so prejudicial about this? Why can't you be a smith of the oceans? I mean - what, did they do something to earn our collective ire? Wretchedly cruel of you to exclude them without a reason!

Forge + ore + fire = metal
Forge + ore + water = ore

I hate to say it, but Seas are comprised of mostly water too.
EDIT: bump, still looking for more members!