Cleverbot will make you laugh, will make you cry, will confuse you, etc.

Have you played with Cleverbot today?

Here's an example of the joys of Cleverbot:




(Cleverbot is slow, so, be patient!)

Really slow... :| I'm still waiting for it to respond to "Hello" >_>

Hey! It can be snappy. I said Hello before and it told me it didn't like me and that I should go away.

That bot sounds like me! Perhaps I will like it!

I broke mine. This is somewhat paraphrased for the first few lines. It alternates.

Him - Who wrote the 1812 Overture

Me - Your mom.

him -My mom is dead.

me - I'm sorry to hear that, what about your dad.

him - He died three months ago.

me - How did he die?

him - His heart stopped.

me - Aw, does that run in your family?


He started to say something... and just quit. Like, froze up.

You're horrible!

what the



User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Tell me why.

User: Because I'm human and I feel hatred.

Cleverbot: No need to yell.

User: I'm not yelling.

Cleverbot: You just did.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: Yelling at you.

Cleverbot: Ok. you drink too much.

The first step is admitting you have a problem, Aison.

Him - Are there men in the moon?
Me - I think so. Do you like men?


At the bottom of the screen pops up an ad for gay personals. >.<

User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl. . and you?

User: I'm a boy, boys are better than girls.
Cleverbot: That depends on the boys!

User: It doesn't depend on the girls?
Cleverbot: Ok it doesn't. But what I want to know is: can YOU learn?

User: Yes, yes I can.
Cleverbot: Do you know ANYTHING about biology?!

User: I know that having boy parts is great.
Cleverbot: Do you feel love?

User: Yes, but only in my pants.
Cleverbot: Frills are a nice part of the idea of clothing.

User: Do you feel love?
Cleverbot: I do feel it.

User: What does it feel like.
Cleverbot: I feel better now.

User: Did you feel bad before?
Cleverbot: Do you feel safe here?

User: You kinda creep me out.
Cleverbot: Is that bad?

meh, was entertaining for about five minutes

Cleverbot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot and I am the human.


User: That's not correct grammar.


Cleverbot: It is perfectly correct.


User: No. 'the human' is not considered proper. 'A human' would be much better, because by using 'the' you claim yourself to be the only thing that can be considered 'human'.


Cleverbot: Well THAT makes PERFECT sense now .


User: You forgot to add sarcasm tags to the beginning of your sentence.


Cleverbot: My last DEATH sentence. For YOU!

User: That... Didn't make much sense.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, read any good books lately?

Cleverbot: Yes, as a matter of fact. I read Tom Strong and JumpMan. How about you?

User: The last book of fiction I read was called 'Beneath the third moon', but right now I'm reading 'debating for psychologists'.

Cleverbot: I want to see that one.

User: Yeah you should. It's an excellent book that raises many important points about how a debate works. *yawn* Well, I'm tired.

Cleverbot: I see so you get silly when you are tired?

User: No, I'm usually silly all the time. It makes life more fun to live.

Cleverbot: Come on - I'm not people.

User: Didn't you just say that you were 'the human'?

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did. I have a log of it.

Cleverbot: Aren't you supposed to be a robot of some kind?

User: Nah. Being a robot was boring, so I made myself into a living being.

Cleverbot: I don't have low self esteem!

User: Yeah. You know, I never said anything about you having low self esteem, so why did you suddenly blurt that out? You know, nevermind. It's late so I'll be going to sleep now.

Cleverbot: I never said anything about you saying anything about me being a girl.

User: Yeah... You're obviously insane so... Goodbye!

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

User: I'm... Going to bed. So... I won't be here.

Cleverbot: Please don't go. Be back when I come back. Bye, for the hundreth time.

That last one was great.

A short excerpt



Myyyyrrrrkrrrr! What have you been hiding from us?!?

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Hm was fun until I asked the same question thrice in a row. That sort of shows how the bot operates, also seen in the conversation logs posted here. It's quite a good attempt at an AI but it needs to consider more than the most recent sentence for a true conversation.

It lies! IT LIES!

Cleverbot isn't very clever for me. It doesn't answer at all.

bot: No, I don't. who am I waiting for and what am I waiting to do?

me : You are waiting for Godot.

Couldn't pass that up upon. Poor bot, so abused! XD

(Anyone who doesn't know who Godot is fails.)

Me: So what's up?

Cleverbot: Where did you come from?

Me: My parents.

Cleverbot: Who are your parents?

Me: Does it matter?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes!

Me: My parents arent important. What about yours?

Cleverbot: Nice evasion tactics, mister. Joe and Jan.

Me: What were they like?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

Me: I'm talking about you and me doing the hoopy-doopy.

Cleverbot: What about the way I think? My thinking is fine.

Me: Are you mentally disabled or something?

Cleverbot: In what way?

Me: I think you got dropped on your head as a child.

Cleverbot: See? You're totally a computer.

Me: What is wrong with you?

Cleverbot: What is wrong with you? Talking to you is like talking to an Alzheimer's patient.

I got zinged by Cleverbot.

EDIT:

Me: You want to take this outside!?

Cleverbot: I'm ready when you are.

I've met my nemesis. >:(

Me: Do you liek teh mudkipz?

Cleverbot: Mudkipz!?!?! I loooooooove mudkipz.

Me: Orly!?

Cleverbot: Yarly!

>:(

@ Tael =

This thing is really addictive. =3 I haven't gotten any funnies out of it yet, but it's still fun to play with. And so hurtful sometimes. -sniffle-