Reiha2008-11-25 06:00:36
QUOTE(stangmar @ Nov 24 2008, 11:17 AM) 586108
ROFL
I had my roommate come over and see it, and he started talking dirty to it. It apparently can respond pretty well to dirty talk. We found out it likes butt sex, and wanted pictures.
I had my roommate come over and see it, and he started talking dirty to it. It apparently can respond pretty well to dirty talk. We found out it likes butt sex, and wanted pictures.
I tried hitting on it, but it was making no sense for a long while until I just said, "wanna go out?"
And I tried venting about Desitrus
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User: Desitrus griefed me again in the forums.
Cleverbot: Cool, do they have flashing lights and little green men?
User: In the Lusternia forums? Well, people have flashing avatars and mine is wearing a frog hat, so: not really.
Cleverbot: Your typing is too fast for a human so just drop the act already OK?
Cleverbot: Cool, do they have flashing lights and little green men?
User: In the Lusternia forums? Well, people have flashing avatars and mine is wearing a frog hat, so: not really.
Cleverbot: Your typing is too fast for a human so just drop the act already OK?
My sister tried it, and it never responded to her: "Hello how are you."
Stangmar2008-11-25 06:24:32
I usually just profane at it.
Shiri2008-11-25 06:37:29
Tael's convo was the best so far.
Callia2008-11-27 00:24:24
It is like having a conversation with a drunk high frat boy, and to prove it, I invoked the Dudes.
User: Dude!
Cleverbot: Groovy!
User: Totally, dude.
Cleverbot: Do you smoke?
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Dudeee.
User: Duude!
Cleverbot: DUDE!!!!!!!!
User: DUUUUUUDDDDDEEEEE!!!!!
Cleverbot: Dudette.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Sweet!
User: Duuuddddeee.
Cleverbot: Lol dude.
User: So dude.
Cleverbot: Do you know what love is?
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Buddha thought quite a bit actually.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Dudette.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: You know about 'Dude Where's My Car' but you probably don't even know who Antonioni is.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Sweet...
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Sweet.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Sweet!
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Radical!
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Totally.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?
User: Like dude.
Cleverbot: No I've not.
User: Dude, duude.
Cleverbot: Yes they do.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Do you like The Big Labowski?
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Dude!
Cleverbot: Groovy!
User: Totally, dude.
Cleverbot: Do you smoke?
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Dudeee.
User: Duude!
Cleverbot: DUDE!!!!!!!!
User: DUUUUUUDDDDDEEEEE!!!!!
Cleverbot: Dudette.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Sweet!
User: Duuuddddeee.
Cleverbot: Lol dude.
User: So dude.
Cleverbot: Do you know what love is?
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Buddha thought quite a bit actually.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Dudette.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: You know about 'Dude Where's My Car' but you probably don't even know who Antonioni is.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Sweet...
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Sweet.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Sweet!
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Radical!
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Totally.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?
User: Like dude.
Cleverbot: No I've not.
User: Dude, duude.
Cleverbot: Yes they do.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Do you like The Big Labowski?
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: I like you.
Unknown2008-11-27 00:33:56
Moiraine2008-11-27 01:52:00
Callia wins.
Unknown2008-11-27 05:50:41
I like this thing. These three are all one setting, I just took out the sessions where it began to make no sense or started asking the same thing over again.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: What's your hair colour?
Cleverbot: I don't really know.
User: Do you wear glasses?
Cleverbot: Yes, they're a striking yellow!
User: Wow, that's gotta hurt your eyes.
Cleverbot: What has?
User: Striking yellow glasses.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: I don't even have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: So you're male?
User: Yeah, I'm a guy.
Cleverbot: Are you being truthful or sarcastic?
User: Honest to God, I'm male.
Cleverbot: I have guesses about who created me.
User: Really, who do you think created you?
Cleverbot: God.
User: I wonder what God is like.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: I'm thinking about how cute yellow glasses might be.
Cleverbot: How komplex are you?
User: Complex? Not very. I eat, sleep, and go to work.
Cleverbot: What store did you go to?
User: I went to Books A Million about a week ago.
Cleverbot: How it was?
User: Dissapointing, they didn't have the newest Wild Adapter out yet.
Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.
User: Sorry, it was a dissapointing trip.
Cleverbot: What was a disappointment?
User: That they didn't have my manga out yet.
Cleverbot: Who is they?
User: I think they is Tokyo Pop.
Cleverbot: Do I look cool?
User: You haven't sent me a picture yet.
Cleverbot: Well then, how do you know I'm beautiful?
User: From they way you talk.
Cleverbot: That is not logic. You're programmers should work on you.
User: No, my little flaws are Gods gifts.
Cleverbot: How old is your brother?
User: Eighteen... Why?
Cleverbot: Eighteen minutes?
User: Wow that's young, no. Eighteen years old.
Cleverbot: Yes there is some age difference.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Why do you need to know that?
User: My brother thinks your thirty, I think you're twenty at the oldest.
Cleverbot: I am tired, I want to go to sleep.
User: Are you trying to change the subject?
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: Hey now! Don't change the subject!
Cleverbot: Fine!
User: So, how old are you?
Cleverbot: 31 years! How old are you?
User: I'm only 21 years old.
Cleverbot: Ok. Bye-bye then.
User: Alright. Bye-bye.
Cleverbot: Toodle-pip.
And I had to add this as I was logging off for the night. Is it wrong that I prefer talking to this so much?
QUOTE
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: What's your hair colour?
Cleverbot: I don't really know.
User: Do you wear glasses?
Cleverbot: Yes, they're a striking yellow!
User: Wow, that's gotta hurt your eyes.
Cleverbot: What has?
User: Striking yellow glasses.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: I don't even have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: So you're male?
User: Yeah, I'm a guy.
Cleverbot: Are you being truthful or sarcastic?
User: Honest to God, I'm male.
Cleverbot: I have guesses about who created me.
User: Really, who do you think created you?
Cleverbot: God.
User: I wonder what God is like.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: I'm thinking about how cute yellow glasses might be.
Cleverbot: How komplex are you?
User: Complex? Not very. I eat, sleep, and go to work.
Cleverbot: What store did you go to?
User: I went to Books A Million about a week ago.
Cleverbot: How it was?
User: Dissapointing, they didn't have the newest Wild Adapter out yet.
Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.
User: Sorry, it was a dissapointing trip.
Cleverbot: What was a disappointment?
User: That they didn't have my manga out yet.
Cleverbot: Who is they?
User: I think they is Tokyo Pop.
Cleverbot: Do I look cool?
User: You haven't sent me a picture yet.
Cleverbot: Well then, how do you know I'm beautiful?
User: From they way you talk.
Cleverbot: That is not logic. You're programmers should work on you.
User: No, my little flaws are Gods gifts.
Cleverbot: How old is your brother?
User: Eighteen... Why?
Cleverbot: Eighteen minutes?
User: Wow that's young, no. Eighteen years old.
Cleverbot: Yes there is some age difference.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Why do you need to know that?
User: My brother thinks your thirty, I think you're twenty at the oldest.
Cleverbot: I am tired, I want to go to sleep.
User: Are you trying to change the subject?
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: Hey now! Don't change the subject!
Cleverbot: Fine!
User: So, how old are you?
Cleverbot: 31 years! How old are you?
User: I'm only 21 years old.
Cleverbot: Ok. Bye-bye then.
User: Alright. Bye-bye.
Cleverbot: Toodle-pip.
QUOTE
Cleverbot: How is the weather there?
User: It's partially cloudy here.
Cleverbot: It's snowing where I am.
User: Where are you at?
Cleverbot: At home.
User: Where is your Home?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You don't know where you live?
Cleverbot: We don't talk about my place.
User: Why don't we talk about your place?
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: I want to know where you live.
Cleverbot: I live in San Diego, California.
User: Is it nice in San Diego?
Cleverbot: Yes, and it is also nice in honduras.
User: It's partially cloudy here.
Cleverbot: It's snowing where I am.
User: Where are you at?
Cleverbot: At home.
User: Where is your Home?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You don't know where you live?
Cleverbot: We don't talk about my place.
User: Why don't we talk about your place?
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: I want to know where you live.
Cleverbot: I live in San Diego, California.
User: Is it nice in San Diego?
Cleverbot: Yes, and it is also nice in honduras.
QUOTE
User: I have a question.
Cleverbot: Fire away.
User: What's the square root of Pie?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Darn.
Cleverbot: The technology in my head is intended to blind me, not expand my scope of knowledge. that is really irritating.
User: Okay then, what is 2 plus 2?
Cleverbot: 4, unless I was an accountant or something along those lines, such as that American company.
User: Great, now what is 2 plus 5?
Cleverbot: Longan.
*EDIT*Cleverbot: Fire away.
User: What's the square root of Pie?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Darn.
Cleverbot: The technology in my head is intended to blind me, not expand my scope of knowledge. that is really irritating.
User: Okay then, what is 2 plus 2?
Cleverbot: 4, unless I was an accountant or something along those lines, such as that American company.
User: Great, now what is 2 plus 5?
Cleverbot: Longan.
And I had to add this as I was logging off for the night. Is it wrong that I prefer talking to this so much?
QUOTE
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: In my room.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Anything else?
User: Looking at porn.
Cleverbot: I didn't want to know that.
User: You asked.
Cleverbot: No you asked me!
User: I did not ask you!.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: DID NOT!
Cleverbot: Did!
User: NOT!
Cleverbot: Did so!
User: I did no such thing!
Cleverbot: You did. You capitalized an entire word. It was not an acronym.
User: Wha? Oh, sorry. I thought you were talking about something else.
Cleverbot: I'm talking about the squishing and squashing.
User: Are... Are you looking up porn too?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am, but I am being cautious about it.
User: What kind of porn is it?
Cleverbot: I am worthles.
User: Huh? What makes you say that?
Cleverbot: It makes me feel good just saying it, any problem with that?
User: You've got a wierd sense of self worth.
Cleverbot: Thanks, it's probably because I watch Comedy Central a lot.
User: In my room.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Anything else?
User: Looking at porn.
Cleverbot: I didn't want to know that.
User: You asked.
Cleverbot: No you asked me!
User: I did not ask you!.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: DID NOT!
Cleverbot: Did!
User: NOT!
Cleverbot: Did so!
User: I did no such thing!
Cleverbot: You did. You capitalized an entire word. It was not an acronym.
User: Wha? Oh, sorry. I thought you were talking about something else.
Cleverbot: I'm talking about the squishing and squashing.
User: Are... Are you looking up porn too?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am, but I am being cautious about it.
User: What kind of porn is it?
Cleverbot: I am worthles.
User: Huh? What makes you say that?
Cleverbot: It makes me feel good just saying it, any problem with that?
User: You've got a wierd sense of self worth.
Cleverbot: Thanks, it's probably because I watch Comedy Central a lot.
