Thought it would be funny to do this... Anyways... This is what you gotta do...

Make a log like a Lusternian one, but make it in real life... Here's an example...

That's cute! I'll make one later, when I get home!

A reeking mat room.
There are mats scattered around the walls, some sat on by sweating men and women. A swiss ball trees sit in the corner of the room.
You see a single exit leading south.
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You see a gorgeous girl in tight pants while doing chin ups!
4000h, 2796m, 24422952e, 10p, 14000en, 13200w ex- chat up tight-pants
You finish doing chinups, and walk over to talk to the girl.
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Just before you open your mouth, her boyfriend walks up!
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You slink away in shame.
4000h, 2796m, 0, 10p, 14000en, 10200w ex-

Look

A cluttered bedroom.
There is a dog looking suspicious as if he is about to do something bad.

4154h, 4512m, 4746e, 10p ex-say to dog don’t even think about it!

You say to dog “Don’t even think about it!."
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The dog looks unimpressed squats down and starts scooting his butt all over the carpet.

4154h, 4512m, 4746e, 10p ex-warcry

With a powerful bellow you exclaim, “Godsdamnityouspoiledbrat, sohelpmei’mgoingtoeatyoursoulforthis!”
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The dog stares at you blankly wondering why you are still here, and continues scooting around with abandon.
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4154h, 4512m, 4746e, 10p ex- point icewall at hallway

You point a sleeping polar bear ring towards the north, and sparks fly out of it.
An icewall rises up blocking the hallway.
4154h, 4512m, 4746e, 10p x-
You have recovered equilibrium.

4154h, 4512m, 4746e, 10p ex- point icewall at under the bed

You point a sleeping polar bear ring towards the north, and sparks fly out of it.
An icewall rises up blocking any way to get under the bed.
4154h, 4512m, 4746e, 10p x-
You have recovered equilibrium.

4154h, 4512m, 4746e, 10p ex-evilgrin
Rubbing your hands together, you grin with evil satisfaction.

4154h, 4512m, 4746e, 10p ex-breathe contagion

You spew forth a filthy cloud of bloated green flies.
4154h, 4262m, 4746e, 7p x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
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Look
A cluttered bedroom.
An icewall is here, blocking passage to the hallway. An icewall is here, blocking passage to under the bed. A sickly black cloud of filth pollutes the air, buzzing with bloated green flies.

Suddenly you remember how much the vet bill was the last time the dog got sick.

4154h, 4262m, 4746e, 7p ex- Say oh crap!!

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You pull a black leather chair closer to a wooden computer desk and begin the process of forging on Lusternia.
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It is now the 11th of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
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It is now the 12th of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
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It is now the 13th of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
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It is now the 14th of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
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It is now the 15th of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
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It is now the 16th of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
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It is now the 17th of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
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It is now the 18th of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
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It is now the 19th of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
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It is now the 20th of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
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It is now the 21st of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
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It is now the 22nd of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
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It is now the 23rd of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
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It is now the 24th of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
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It is now the 25th of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
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It is now the 26th of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
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It is now the 27th of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
2h, 2m, 1e, 50en, 1w ex-

It is now the 28th of December, 2008 years after the Coming of Jesus.
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You collapse in a heap on the floor, unwilling to bear the pain any longer.
2h, 2m, 1e, 50en, 0w ex-

You need to level up. Maybe you should get a job with Fedex.

I Shaddus' I can't stop reading it

3230h, 1800m, 2000e-
A composition final hurls an impossible question your way.

2730h, 1800m, 2000e- answer final
You set to work, brutally marking all the answers on a composition final.

A composition final hurls an impossible question your way.
2200h, 1800m, 2000e- sip Sobe

You take a drink from an oddly tall aluminum can.
The chemicals heal and soothe you.

2900h, 1800m, 2000e- answer final

You snarl with pleasure as a composition final writhes under your well-thought answers.
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A composition final hurls an essay question your way.

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You have been slain by a college composition final.

You writhe in pain as you realize you'll have to take this class again.

You are dead, perhaps you should "Study next year."