(Yes this thread is a bit silly. I take no responsibility if you actually decide to play this game)

Ok, here are the rules:


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-Every time Celina whines about something or makes a bitchy post, take a shot.
-Every time Arix says something passive-aggressive that borders on trolling, take a shot.
-Every time someone makes reference to a Forum Defense Brigade, take a shot.
-Every time someone calls Thoros a griefer, take a shot.
-Every time Shiri destroys Celina with logic in an argument, take a shot.
-Every time someome mentions 'Forum RP', take a shot
-Every time someone makes reference to Glom being composed mostly of alts, take a shot.
-Every time someone says Serenwilde is full of snugglers, take a shot.
-Every time Celenwilde or Magnadoring is mentioned, take a shot.
-Every time Celest complains about a quest screwing them over, take a shot.
-Every time Emo and Glom are used the same sentence, take a shot.
-Every time a rant is made about choke, lich and/or trueheal, take a shot.
-Every time a thread is hi-jacked by the above ranting, take a shot.
-Every time someone suggests another Knighthood specialisation, take a shot.
-Every time an "I'm back" or "I'm new" thread is made, take a shot.
-Every time a sequel to a thread is made (e.g. Another LoR or Quotes.), take a shot.

More can be added, suggestions welcome

Every time..

-Celenwilde or Magnadoring is mentioned
-Celest complains about a quest screwing them over
-Emo and Glom are used the same sentence
-A rant is made about choke, lich and/or trueheal
-A thread is hi-jacked by the above ranting.

On that note. nerf choke, lich and trueheal.

At least a dozen readers have just died from blood-alcohol poisoning... after one page of LoR 6.

Merry Christmas?

Added Rika's contribution

Let me direct your attention to This

Damn you, I ran out of bourbon.

-Every time someone suggests another Knighthood specialisation, take a shot.
-Every time an "I'm back" or "I'm new" thread is made, take a shot.
-Every time a sequel to a thread is made (e.g. Another LoR or Quotes.), take a shot.

Every time someone takes a shot, take a shot.

Oi, I wouldn't last this game. For me, it's four shots and lights out.

BAH, double post.

Seems she's already a few shots deep...

Speaking of passive aggressive trolling....

What about it?

Well, forums would be a lot quieter when everyone is unconscious/dead from this game

- Every time Desitrus makes an inappropriate comment.

I would just like to say that, because of Thoros's griefing, I will be calling upon the Celenwilde Forum Defense Brigade to OOCly enforce IC law - ie, we will be engaging in some forum RP. While I understand this is upsetting to Glomdoring, but since they're all alts of my order, it doesn't really matter. And since everyone knows Serenwilde is full of snugglebunnies, it's more like the Celest Forum Brigade Plus Shuyin/Lehki/Xiel/Sarrasri (Yes, Gregori is a snugglebunny!).

I also wish to apologize to Celest, who is no doubt becoming emo like Glomdoring, for designing an area solely to screw them. I haven't yet, but I'll definitely be making a quest just to make baby Steingrim cry.

That said, I'd like to take a second to complain about choke, lich and Trueheal. They are all overpowered, because I can use them, but I never have the opportunity since they do no good against my fellow divine. This is infuriating.

Sorry, did I just hijack? Well, I might as well continue - I saw something about Knighthood specializations, and I just want to say, I think we need a new guild called the Knights who say Ni, who have two new weapon specs, Forking and Spooning. They'll be Crumkane's personal body guards.

Good luck, and merry drinking.

Eventru is trying to kill the drinkers amoungst us.

No, I'm hardening your livers for your coming New Years celebrations.

Why is Eventru's last dragon a Castform..?