(Celest): Sram (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I like to snuggle your
statues, Lord Eventru."

(Celest): You say, "...Ew."

(Celest): Fania (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Umm okay now."

(Celest): Eventru says, "..."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Pardon Us."

(Celest): Eventru says, "We have a layer of flesh to remove."

(Celest): Eventru says, "With fire."

(Market): You say, "Seeking a well endowed lady or gentleman for Rika, send all
applications to me for review."

* tells you, "I would like to apply."

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear says, "...if you do that on a
regular basis..."

Rika thrusts her palm towards her forehead and hits it with a resounding
*smack*!

You tell *, "You are engaged!"

You say, "You might get married sooner than later!"

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear says, "You better not."

Rika falls to the ground as her body goes into a fit of spasms, writhing about
in uncontrollable motions.

* tells you, "Well, that never stopped me before."

Casilu snickers softly to herself.

Casilu Dekoven, Noyan en-Lam says, "Do it again."

You say, "Did you just orgasm in excitement on my floor?"

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear says, "...no."

You say to Casilu, "Well, it looked that way, didn't it?"

Casilu nods her head emphatically.

You say, "Two people think you did."

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear says, "I'm sure you two would have
WISHED for it."

"Nope," Casilu says with finality.

You tell *, "Tsk tsk, you must be single to apply."

(Market): You say, "Also, you must be single to apply."

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear sticks out her tongue and says,
"Why did you say "Do it again", then?"

Casilu Dekoven, Noyan en-Lam says, "Not that part."

Casilu Dekoven, Noyan en-Lam says, "The market add."

Casilu Dekoven, Noyan en-Lam says, "Ad."

Casilu peers about herself unscrupulously.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

* tells you, "Psh...all this fine print...I could make Rika a very happy
lady."

A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory
3274h, 4556m, 5610e, 10p, 12800en, 19950w sSilrxk<>-who here

You see the following people here:
Casilu, Eventru, Rika, Reiha

You say, "Erm."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We've come to submit an application."

Rika runs around madly, flapping her arms in a blind panic.

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear says, "Nice one Reiha."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Not for Us, of course."

You say, "You've passed, submit straight to Rika."

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear says, "I told you not to do it."

You point accusingly at Rika.

Rika glares angrily at you.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Oh, wonderful."

You say to Rika, "Have fun!"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says to Rika, "He's a real sweetheart, you see."

Rika thrusts her palm towards her forehead and hits it with a resounding
*smack*!

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "About a hundred and thirteen years old."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Male."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Trill, right now."

Casilu Dekoven, Noyan en-Lam asks, "Who, Lord Eventru?"

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear asks, "Doman?"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "But more of a grower than a shower."

You say, "Doman is a BIG NO."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "He has a lot of, erm, experience."

* tells you, "But I must rest now, you should run the idea by Rika...let her
think about it some."

A barely audible humming resonates off the walls from a distant area.

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear says to Eventru, "You must have
missed the 'Must be single to apply" clause."

A wry smile spreads across Rika's face.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "That can be arranged."

You tell *, "All right, I shall. Break it off with
*!"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Personal friends with Atropos."

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear says, "And the clause where You
must zap Reiha for being silly."

Rika shifts her eyes suspiciously from side to side.

You say, "No."

With a vengeful frown upon His face, Eventru causes a sphere of scorching blue
flame to coalesce in His palm, before thrusting it forward angrily into a
precise lance of fire towards Raiha.

You say, "Reiha dies too much."

You see Eventru, Crown of the Exalted shout, "Woops, you're not Reiha."

You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.

You mutter, ".........."

Rika rolls on the floor, laughing.

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear smiles impishly and says, "Thank
You."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Now. Back to Doman."

"Ok!" Rika exclaims at Eventru.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We're looking for a good woman for him."

Raiha L'Eternae shouts, "You're telling me!"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "The sort who is willing to lop off his head
at a moment's notice."

Casilu Dekoven, Noyan en-Lam asks, "Meena won't do that?"

Casilu ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

You see Eventru, Crown of the Exalted shout, "We are certain you deserve it
anyways. For some reason."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "No, needs a blade to do it proper."

Casilu ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear says to Eventru, "I fight with
bludgeons."

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear says to Eventru, "I would, however,
suggest Casilu."

Casilu Dekoven, Noyan en-Lam says, "Well, my cousin could always borrow my shofa
or axe..."

"Eep!", Casilu screams in fright.

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear gestures towards the shofa Casilu
is wielding.

"Eep!", Casilu screams in fright.

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear gestures towards the shofa Casilu
is wielding.

With a flourish, Casilu slips a shofa of blooming wildflowers into a leather
scabbard embossed with the image of a bull.

With a flourish, Casilu slips a moonblade inlaid with a silvery triple moon
design into a leather scabbard embossed with the image of a bull.

Casilu twiddles her thumbs.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Smashing his skull into infinitesimal
shards that puncture his brain in numerous places will suffice."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Now. We'll need to remedy this wyrd habit
you have."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "But We are certain it can me dealt with."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Now."

Rika looks about herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear says, "If You say so."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "You'll need to handcuff him regularly."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "And make him wear a muzzle."

Casilu Dekoven, Noyan en-Lam says, "I'm sure he likes that."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "The former he enjoys, the latter We all
enjoy."

You say, "But he'll like that."

Eventru looks about Himself, rubbing His chin thoughtfully.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "What else."

Casilu Dekoven, Noyan en-Lam asks, "Regular beatings?"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Oh. You'll need to feed him regularly, and
take him out of the stable at least once a day to walk him."

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear looks thoughtful and says, "How
interesting."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Regular beatings, yes. That's a signing
perk, though."

Casilu ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

You say to Rika, "Doman sounds like too much work."

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear smiles impishly and says to Casilu,
"You seem to be perfect."

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear looks skeptical and says to you, "I
know."

Eventru peers about Himself unscrupulously.

Casilu Dekoven, Noyan en-Lam looks thoughtful and says, "Would probably just be
easier to let Meena borrow my axe."

With a flourish, Casilu draws a black iron-hafted klangaxe from a leather frogge
upon a black silken sash.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "No suporu regents, either."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "His ego is big enough."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "You can give him bodoru regents, it will
make him grow."

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear says, "Yeah, I'm only good at
administering suporu."

Eventru ponders Rika thoughtfully, looking her up and down.

You look skeptical and say, "I'd let him rot in my safe like my turtle eggs."

Casilu puts some gold sovereigns in a purple leather backpack.

Eventru stares implacably at you.

Casilu ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

You say, "Well, they looked warm and snug in there."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We don't want to know what you do with
turtles, please."

"Pssshhhh..." you say.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "It's pretty grotesque."

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear says to Eventru, "Well, if I do
take him, I'd keep him in the Wyrden stables."

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear looks thoughtful and says, "Just
something to consider, I guess."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "The thought of you copulating at all,
nonetheless with shelled reptiles."

Eventru frowns at Rika.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "That's unacceptable."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We're sorry."

Rika snaps her fingers.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We don't think you're right for Our Doman."

You sense the piercing eyes of Kismet looking upon you.

Eventru stares implacably about Himself.

Casilu Dekoven, Noyan en-Lam says, "Domans most live in an aquatic environment."

Casilu Dekoven, Noyan en-Lam says, "Otherwise they dry out."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "What in the Void is a Kismet."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "And We are about to kill it."

You say, "You're standing in her."

In a mocking tone, Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear says, "Oh, I am
sorely disappointed."

You say, "Are you going to blow the ship up?"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Well by Dynara."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "This is a big ship."

Eventru peers about Himself unscrupulously.

You say, "Surely not as big as your realm."

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear says, "See, Reiha likes her action
in different places."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Oh, bigger - for now."

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Brawn of the Bear smiles with a wink and says, "If
you know what I mean."

You peer at Rika unscrupulously.

Casilu Dekoven, Noyan en-Lam looks thoughtful and says, "My ship is pretty big
too."

Rika blinks in confusion at you and asks, "Wot?"

Eventru stares implacably about Himself.

You give Rika a pointed look and draw a finger across your throat threateningly.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Such a pity. You'd be a great match for
Doman."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "So great, We might ask Lachesis to weave
your thread into Celest."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "So you two can be forever bound."

Rika peers about herself unscrupulously.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Inside his manse's bedroom."

Rika winces in pain.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "...in the astral aetherspace."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Next to Kethuru's mouth."

Eventru nods His head at himself.

Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.

(Celest): You say, "And I am seeking a wife or husband for a friend, any of you
interested?"

Eskarr tells you, "Is it male?"

(Celest): Eventru says, "Has she reconsidered the Wyrden Stables bit?"

(Celest): You say, "We all decided it was too much work, Lord Eventru."

You tell Eskarr, Aqua Spout, "It is female."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Curse her."

(Celest): Eventru says, "We'll give her a cookie?"

Eskarr tells you, "Oh, alright. Sorry. :/."

You sense the piercing eyes of Rika looking upon you.

(Celest): Jozan says, "What does she bring to the table, Reiha?"

(Celest): You say, "If that gets her a spouse, sure."

(Celest): Eventru says, "On a more serious note however, is it not illegal to
marry a citizen of an organization you are at war of?"

(Celest): Eventru says, "Er, with."

(Celest): You say, "Beatings? Nil if I knew."

(Celest): Jozan says, "Oh, is this a Magnagoran?"

(Celest): You say, "Casilu is looking!"

(Celest): Jozan says, "Haha."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Oh! A Seren! Even better."

(Celest): Jozan says, "If there's free food at this event, I'll show up."

(Celest): You say, "Just beatings."

(Celest): Jozan says, "I like that too."

(Celest): Shay (from the Aetherways) says, "Thankee much for the advice about
reading the sign at Kismet, that is just what I needed to know."

(Celest): You say, "No prob!"

(Celest): Shay (from the Aetherways) says, "Odd, this mercy ring at Kismet is
same price as at other shop, but has no charges, whereas other ring has 10
charges, am I missing something?"

*movement spam*

(Celest): You say, "Ack, my mistake."

*shop spam*

(Celest): Eventru says, "Yes, Shay."

You yell, "Fixed. Thanks."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Reiha is a money-grubbing demon."

(Celest): Eventru says, "And hopes you would not notice."

(Celest): Eventru says, "The harlot!"

(Celest): You say, "It was an accident!"

(Celest): Eventru says, "Harlot!!"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted has bestowed His divine highfavour upon you. It
will last for 1 months.

(Celest): You say, "Accident!!"

(Celest): Jozan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Does that mean we get
free mercy rings?"

(Celest): You say, "... Do all harlots get highfavours?"

(Celest): Eventru says, "Just you."

(Celest): You say, "Um, thank you, m'lord."

EDIT: on the bright side, I got a favour out of it And that's what matters most. A favour I will waste ildling at the pool.