Fania2009-02-21 07:20:08
It all started with Rodngar saying that Lord Eventru wanted us to call Him:
Which was just silly in my opinion. The we went into a history lesson lead by Lord Eventu himself:
Casilu Wins!
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(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar says, "The Lord Most Exalted, Greatest of All Dynara's Creations, the Crown of Yudhe's Children, the Glory of All Existance."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "That's a long title, doubt I could remember it all."
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar says, "Too grand for me, but I'll do Them the honor of using it at Their wish. As long as I can rememb- yeah."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "That isn't implied when we say greetings Lord Eventru?"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "That's a long title, doubt I could remember it all."
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar says, "Too grand for me, but I'll do Them the honor of using it at Their wish. As long as I can rememb- yeah."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "That isn't implied when we say greetings Lord Eventru?"
Which was just silly in my opinion. The we went into a history lesson lead by Lord Eventu himself:
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(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar says, "I want to go to this Glacier Sea people keep talking about."
Rodngar is ripped from your location by an unseen force.
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Eep."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Lots of frozen nothing if you ask Us."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Yeah, I never got to go there either, but don't really want to right now."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "So how do you like it?"
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "It is, but I figure there's hunting here."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Yes, hunting for warmth!"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Don't you wish you had fur?"
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "I used to."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Us too."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Then We decided to shave it off."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "And so Nejii was birthed."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "That does explain all the Shedding..."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "Is that how it happened?"
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Hm. 'The Genesis of Nejii', as told by Lord Eventru."
(Great House Dekoven): Zynna says, "Heh!"
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Should be published."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "You should hear Our explanation of the origins of the Changeling race."
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Sounds messy."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "Do tell!"
(Great House Dekoven): Meliana says, "Ew."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "You do not know the half of it, Rodngar."
(Great House Dekoven): Zynna says, "Ooh! I'm interested in that."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "It involves a spicy pot of Crumkane's chili and an hour of labourious effort on Our part."
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Ooo!"
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "We felt quite relieved by the end of it, at least."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "At least some good came out of it."
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Ohhhh, so is THAT how you get here?"
(Great House Dekoven): Zynna (from the Realm of the Crown of the Exalted) says, "Ick! I wish I could change my history now...."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Do not get Us started on Tae'daes!"
(Great House Dekoven): Zynna (from the Realm of the Crown of the Exalted) says, "Aww!!"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "I think you'll just have to bear with them, Lord."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "We were such an idiot for allowing Tae to convince Us to have some of this newfangled wine!"
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, ".. I like wine."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Five-hundred and fourty-seven bottles into the night, well."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Let Us just say it involved some clippers, tape and Tae not talking to Us for a month afterwards."
(Great House Dekoven): Aoife (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Oh, dear."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "You can fix eveything with tape, can't you?"
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Not Tae's hair, apparently."
(Great House Dekoven): Zynna says, "Hmmm....perhaps there is a reason why mere mortals are not meant to comprehend certain things."
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "So, I now know how to get to this place if I ever want to explore it further.. thank You, Lord!"
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "They are just asking for too much, then."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Agreed."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Now, the igasho race. Talk about a nightmare."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Hm. Maybe it's just too tall a tale to tell."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "How tall is it?"
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "About eighteen sizes too tall!"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "That's fairly tall."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "See, Casilu, We can make bad jokes, too."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Did you hear about Krokano?"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Eye did not."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Tunnel vision."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Very narrow perspective."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Did you hear that I had trouble in the collegium when I was younger?"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "I kept on faeling."
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Groooan."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "No wonder you are a Seren, Casilu."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "We hear none of the others can get off them, either."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "I was born Celestian!"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "This rests squarely on the Tahtetso."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "But you're with people with like-minded interests!"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Yes, they're pretty Punny."
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "The Tahtetso didn't give me any kind of attraction to faeling or puns.."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "We do not see the Tahtetso having problems
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Then again, We don't see the Seren having that problem, either."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Too much?"
Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I must memorize my way back here."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "The Tahtetso have that problem, they did elect me as Grandmistress of Humility once upon a time."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Must have been krokani."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "People were always looking down on me for some reason, though."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "And yes, that was another awful joke."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Ugh. We are going to go throw Ourselves in the Void."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "I need to write a book about the "The Mostly True Travels and Tales of Lord Eventru"."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Yeah, I'll stop, Lord."
(Great House Dekoven): Meliana says, "Sounds like a good book."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "For now."
(Celest): Eventru says, "Farewell, New Celest."
(Celest): Senna says, "Bye, Eventru!"
(Celest): Eventru says, "We are going to go feed Ourselves to Kethuru."
(Celest): Steingrim says, "Goodbuy Lord Eventru."
(Celest): Eventru says, "In hopes of releasing Him upon the First World."
(Celest): Shric says, "...What?"
(Celest): You say, "He doesn't like Casilu's puns."
(Celest): Eventru says, "Do not worry. If He does not eat Casilu, just have Casilu tell Him some of her jokes."
(Celest): Eventru says, "Anyways. We aren't really going anywhere. We just. We have been beaten into submission with some terrible puns."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Why don't the Tahtetso have many secretaries?"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "They don't have the staff."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "I have not yet begun to pun!"
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar says, "I figure that is Their answer."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "THAT'S WHAT WE'RE AFRAID OF!"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "What do you call Loti spore style kata combat?"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Shofungi."
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Nexus World of Celest) says, "Urghh."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "My puns, as frightening as the Soulless. Very nice to know."
Rodngar is ripped from your location by an unseen force.
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Eep."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Lots of frozen nothing if you ask Us."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Yeah, I never got to go there either, but don't really want to right now."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "So how do you like it?"
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "It is, but I figure there's hunting here."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Yes, hunting for warmth!"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Don't you wish you had fur?"
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "I used to."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Us too."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Then We decided to shave it off."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "And so Nejii was birthed."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "That does explain all the Shedding..."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "Is that how it happened?"
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Hm. 'The Genesis of Nejii', as told by Lord Eventru."
(Great House Dekoven): Zynna says, "Heh!"
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Should be published."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "You should hear Our explanation of the origins of the Changeling race."
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Sounds messy."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "Do tell!"
(Great House Dekoven): Meliana says, "Ew."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "You do not know the half of it, Rodngar."
(Great House Dekoven): Zynna says, "Ooh! I'm interested in that."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "It involves a spicy pot of Crumkane's chili and an hour of labourious effort on Our part."
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Ooo!"
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "We felt quite relieved by the end of it, at least."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "At least some good came out of it."
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Ohhhh, so is THAT how you get here?"
(Great House Dekoven): Zynna (from the Realm of the Crown of the Exalted) says, "Ick! I wish I could change my history now...."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Do not get Us started on Tae'daes!"
(Great House Dekoven): Zynna (from the Realm of the Crown of the Exalted) says, "Aww!!"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "I think you'll just have to bear with them, Lord."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "We were such an idiot for allowing Tae to convince Us to have some of this newfangled wine!"
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, ".. I like wine."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Five-hundred and fourty-seven bottles into the night, well."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Let Us just say it involved some clippers, tape and Tae not talking to Us for a month afterwards."
(Great House Dekoven): Aoife (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Oh, dear."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "You can fix eveything with tape, can't you?"
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Not Tae's hair, apparently."
(Great House Dekoven): Zynna says, "Hmmm....perhaps there is a reason why mere mortals are not meant to comprehend certain things."
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "So, I now know how to get to this place if I ever want to explore it further.. thank You, Lord!"
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "They are just asking for too much, then."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Agreed."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Now, the igasho race. Talk about a nightmare."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Hm. Maybe it's just too tall a tale to tell."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "How tall is it?"
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "About eighteen sizes too tall!"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "That's fairly tall."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "See, Casilu, We can make bad jokes, too."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Did you hear about Krokano?"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Eye did not."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Tunnel vision."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Very narrow perspective."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Did you hear that I had trouble in the collegium when I was younger?"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "I kept on faeling."
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Groooan."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "No wonder you are a Seren, Casilu."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "We hear none of the others can get off them, either."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "I was born Celestian!"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "This rests squarely on the Tahtetso."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "But you're with people with like-minded interests!"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Yes, they're pretty Punny."
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "The Tahtetso didn't give me any kind of attraction to faeling or puns.."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "We do not see the Tahtetso having problems
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Then again, We don't see the Seren having that problem, either."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Too much?"
Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I must memorize my way back here."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "The Tahtetso have that problem, they did elect me as Grandmistress of Humility once upon a time."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Must have been krokani."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "People were always looking down on me for some reason, though."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "And yes, that was another awful joke."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Ugh. We are going to go throw Ourselves in the Void."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "I need to write a book about the "The Mostly True Travels and Tales of Lord Eventru"."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Yeah, I'll stop, Lord."
(Great House Dekoven): Meliana says, "Sounds like a good book."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "For now."
(Celest): Eventru says, "Farewell, New Celest."
(Celest): Senna says, "Bye, Eventru!"
(Celest): Eventru says, "We are going to go feed Ourselves to Kethuru."
(Celest): Steingrim says, "Goodbuy Lord Eventru."
(Celest): Eventru says, "In hopes of releasing Him upon the First World."
(Celest): Shric says, "...What?"
(Celest): You say, "He doesn't like Casilu's puns."
(Celest): Eventru says, "Do not worry. If He does not eat Casilu, just have Casilu tell Him some of her jokes."
(Celest): Eventru says, "Anyways. We aren't really going anywhere. We just. We have been beaten into submission with some terrible puns."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Why don't the Tahtetso have many secretaries?"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "They don't have the staff."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "I have not yet begun to pun!"
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar says, "I figure that is Their answer."
(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "THAT'S WHAT WE'RE AFRAID OF!"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "What do you call Loti spore style kata combat?"
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Shofungi."
(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Nexus World of Celest) says, "Urghh."
(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "My puns, as frightening as the Soulless. Very nice to know."
Casilu Wins!
Casilu2009-02-21 07:28:05
Forgot this after the Tahtetso pun:
The presence of the Exalted Lord quickly flees the First World, as His radiant form can be seen diving through the Fulcrux and through the planar folds.
The presence of the Exalted Lord quickly flees the First World, as His radiant form can be seen diving through the Fulcrux and through the planar folds.
Asmodea2009-02-21 08:59:06
I was NOT born of chilli!
Arix2009-02-21 09:01:52
No, you were born after Eventru tried Indian food for the first time
Unknown2009-02-21 09:39:06
That is hilarious!
Two thumbs up!
Two thumbs up!
Rodngar2009-02-21 10:34:01
I now know my way to the Glacier Sea, at least I got something out of that.
Unknown2009-02-21 10:58:08
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No, you were born after Eventru tried Indian food for the first time
Ha Ha Now that's hilarious.
Unknown2009-02-21 11:21:28
How on earth did I know it was going to involve puns the moment you said 'bear with it'?
Casilu2009-02-21 19:03:18
I heard that the Celestines are having a joke contest. Guess who is judging!
Fania2009-02-23 18:01:14
QUOTE (casilu @ Feb 21 2009, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I heard that the Celestines are having a joke contest. Guess who is judging!
And you have been given entrance to said contest. Exxxceeelllennnt! *cackle*