30 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going to Fail it Anyways!

by Amatsemaru

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Unknown2009-03-21 03:43:25
During a test in my GTA class in High School, one of the kids fell asleep, so the teacher had us all leave the room with our stuff and stand outside the school, watching him through the windows...he thought he slept through the bell...

Psychology at my school was interesting...my teachers made us have to be Juniors and Seniors, and then they cursed half the time, told us how stupid we were, and if you fell asleep with one teacher, he'd get his spray bottle out and spritz your face...those were the days suspicious.gif
Navaryn2009-03-21 04:01:36
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13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ":censor: this!" and walk out triumphantly.


Been there, done that.

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Except it was an oral presentation instead of an exam. And I got something like 70-75% laugh.gif
Jack2009-03-21 04:13:13
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12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

The man who claims to have not done all these is either a liar or totally not worth knowing. (Also 16 flows smoothly from 15.)