F*** My Life

by Shamarah

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Shamarah2009-03-02 00:39:53
F*** My Life

This site is... strangely fun to browse. I feel slightly terrible for being amused by other peoples' misfortunes, but some of the stuff is hilarious.
Acrune2009-03-02 00:56:07
Man, I read that for a few hours one night, was really depressing, heh.
Dai2009-03-02 01:12:32
Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Evan.

I'm speechless. This site is the ultimate in schadenfreude.

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed.

XD
Unknown2009-03-02 01:20:57
QUOTE
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML


I can't help but laugh at most of these
Unknown2009-03-02 01:26:14
Some are hilarious. Some are just plain depressing. Now I'm emotionally confused.
Veyrzhul2009-03-02 02:02:36
Lots of that is probably made up and, assuming that, not half as funny.
Or is it?
Kante2009-03-02 02:09:40
I've been laughing my ass off at that site for about the past hour now.