This morning I literally fell out my front door while trying to take out the trash. My kiddies' school bus was right in front of my house. Heh, there's no telling how many kids were dying laughing. My poor kids probably crawled under their seats. Now, I have a sprained ankle wrapped in an ace bandage and I dread the snickering I'll get from my kiddies at 3:30 this afternoon.

Make me feel better and allow me to laugh at your misfortunes as well!

It's not quite as publicly embarrassing, or physical, but I had a bit of a 'blond' moment this morning that was a little embarrassing. See, me and the other Amanda were talking about American Idol and how they might be doing the Wild Card week next week. And I said, "I don't know if one contestant from each week will be enough. There are only nine contestants so far, out of the twelve, and there was only three weeks." When I caught the expression on Amanda's face, I ran what I'd said back through my brain and realized how badly I had failed at math.

Math really is my mortal enemy.

You didn't have to say any more than that.

There is video footage of me literally falling out of my chair laughing, in the middle of a LAN party no less whilst I was commanding for the Humans in Natural Selection (note: That is the single most important job on the human team). It is a prime example for why I am not allowed to consume caffeine. Needless to say, we lost that round.

I happen to like American Idol!

My roomate likes the first couple of weeks, where all the sucky people are on air. After that she loses interest. Which is good, because American Idol and NCIS have the same time slot, and I actually get to watch NCIS now .

I picked a fight with a parked tree while I was running recently. Directly outside a busy McDonalds. On a Saturday morning, 1am. The tree won. Those watching found this most amusing, as did the police on break who were most helpful after they finished laughing. Although on my way back past it thirty minutes later people burst into laughter at the sight of me and started pointing at the tree. Yes. I didn't know it was there. Thank you. I now take a different route for that distance.

*%@#*%#.

One morning back in high school(it was Picture day for the yearbook) I was all decked out in a dress and heels. Here I go walking down my front steps to the school bus and I slip! I fell down the steps and managed to crumple my legs up under me at an odd angle- all in front of everyone on the bus. A trip to the emergency room, a sprained ankle and two days later I'm threatening to punch people if they didn't stop laughing at me! Nothing like making an ass of yourself in front of the boy you have a crush on heh

I was walking down the street with my sister, when I saw a cat in somebody's yard. I was in some sort of mood, and started walking backwards and meowing at the cat ( don't ask >_< ) Anyways, while being a tool like this, I manage to trip over this log that was sticking out in the middle of the sidewalk, trip over it and bust up my knee and ruin the jeans I was wearing. My sister wouldn't let me live it down. Nothing is worse than having your 13 your old sister make fun of you for meowing at a cat and busting up your knee. When you are five years older. >_<

Let's see. My dad and I like to jokingly insult each other and make fake threats. So one time he called me while i was trying focus on something, and I picked up the phone and yelled 'IF you call me one more time you will be shoving that phone up your own to answer it.'


This is when I found out about his new hobby of dialing my number and handing the phone to whoever might be with at the time. This time it was our neighbor up the street........who is a police officer. I just about died when I heard his laughter on the other end.