Below is a letter template. The game is to insert the name of the person who posts above you, and then for (1), you answer question 1 and insert the accompanying phrase and so on. Since nobody posted before me, I will address mine to Estarra.

Dear Estarra,
I don't really know how to tell you this: Our affair is over. I think I realized it That night you picked your nose at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Stangmar
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Dear (Poster before you)
I don't really know how to tell you this: (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9). You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken-When I saw the purple monkey
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exsist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities you stole the whale from the back yard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my backside as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt

Dear Stangmar,

I don't really know how to tell you this: I'm in love with your cat.
I think I realized it when you smacked my ass with George Bush
and Stephen Harper and I saw you sit on my boyfriend.
I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand that you need a sex-
change. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep
your collection of butterflies. You should also know that I
get sick when I think of your feet and mocked you behind your
back constantly.
Kiss my butt,
Saaga

Dear Saaga,
I don't really know how to tell you this: Our affair is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub outside of your office and I saw you pull the clothes off of the Catholic priest. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbour's dog. You should also know that I am better off without you and you should stop picking your nose.
Your everlasting enemy,
Ytraelux

Dear Ytraelux,
I don't know how to tell you this: The mafia wants you. I think I realized it when I quoted Forrest Gump at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner.
I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I have a passionate interest in mice.
Go milk a cow,
Kiriwe

Dear Kiriwe,

I don't really know how to tell you this: The mafia wants you and our affair is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub with George Bush and Stephen Harper and I saw you carve your initials into the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbors dog. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks and your cucumber-fetishism is weird.

Your everlasting enemy,
Fania

Dear Fania
I don't really know how to tell you this: You're a leprechaun whose socks do not match mine. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer in your apartment and I saw you carve your initials into my boyfriend. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your photo with the moustache drawn on it. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and our friendship is ruined.
With tears of sadness,
Dave

Dear Dave
I don't really know how to tell you this: The mafia wants you. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants under the bus and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning the pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep my virginity. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Vena.

Dear Vena,
I don't really know how to tell you this: I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me with George Bush and Stephen Harper and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your glass eye. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and the apartment is on fire.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Caerulo


Man, I totally got the raw end of the deal.

Dear Caerulo,
I don't really know how to tell you this: You're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump with George Bush and Stephen Harper and I saw you drive over my father. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your driving sucks.. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep my virginity. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and thanks for the Cocaine.
Go milk a cow,
Tynghall

Dear Kante
I don't really know how to tell you this: I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub in your closet and I saw you drive over my boyfriend. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your mom. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and thanks for the Cocaine.
With tears of sadness,
Alacardael

Dear Alacardael!
I don't really know how to tell you this: Our romance is over. I think I realized it when you peed your pants as you were eating craft dinner and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet arse and i'm scratching my backside as you read this.
Go milk a cow,
Yrael

Dear Yrael,
I don't really know how to tell you this: you're mean. I think I realized it the night you picked your nose in a clown suit and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your photo with the moustache drawn on it. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and our friendship is ruined.
Love always,
Vhaas

Dear Diary,
Jackpot

-Q