This is an old list. Figured since we have so many new Demis/Ascendants we should all bask in each other's glory or something. I'll update it if you want to PM or post your custom zap+shout here.

I didn't add anyone new, either, since... well, that's very time consuming. Just PM me/post and I'll add you.

Asmodea:
Zap 1 - The air around you suddenly turns frigid as a winter storm rages, the clouds collide as a white spark of energy blazes forth, slamming into your chest, charring your flesh and wracking your body with pain.
Zap 2 (Area) - Your very breath freezes before you as the skies turn white with wintry rage.
Shout - Howling winter winds herald the sounds of cracking ice as the piercing voice of Asmodea Kamau crackles through the aethers, "Blah blah blah."

Geb:
Zap- Immense pain causes your mouth to froth as a forked bolt of lightning crashes down on to your skull, giving you a short epileptic seizure.
Zap 2(Area) - A forked bolt of lightning blazes overhead.
Shout - Heralded by draconic roars, Geb Kamau's austere voice intones, "Blah blah blah.

Kaervas:
Zap - The atmosphere shifts into a stygian haze as a seething cyclone of darkness churns violently around you. Enraged strands of shadow dig agonizingly into your flesh with full force, causing spasms of pain to ripple throughout your body.
Zap 2(Area) - A cyclone of shadow rages malevolently across the firmament.
Shout - Shadowy shapes coalesce across the periphery of your vision as the sibilant voice of Kaervas surges through the aether, "Blah blah blah."

Exeryte:
Zap -
Shout -

Aesyra:
Zap -
Shout -

Argilent:
Zap -
Shout -

Vathael:
Zap - A venomous vein of black fire maims the firmament, trailing a helix of soot in its wake. Your head snaps back as the fiery scourge cleaves into your throat, sucking the breath from your being."
Zap2(Area) - What everyone in the same area sees: "A venomous vein of black fire cleaves the firmament, trailing a helix of soot in its wake."
Shout - Sepulchral whispers seethe across the Basin as the voice of Ser Vathael rumbles, "Blah."

Lendren:
Zap - A crescendo of wind and thunder culminates in a swirling rainbow which engulfs you in coruscant, searing energies.
Zap 2(Area) - A melodious crescendo of sound and light culminates in a rainbow accompanied by a rumbling of wind and thunder.
Shout - Accompanied by the sounds of wind, water, and birdsong, Lendren Starfall, Herald of the Seasons intones melodiously, "Blah blah blah."

Xiel/Viynain:
Zap 1 - A blazing wall of Divine power quickly manifests to engulf you completely, drowning your scream amidst the roaring sounds of power surging like lightning throughout your form.
Zap 2(Area) - A blinding wall of power briefly envelops the area before fading just as quickly away.
Shout - Echoes of an ancient, ethereal song whisper softly on the wind as Lord Viynain resonates, "Blah."

Rika:
Zap - A double helix of amber and sapphire energy flies in and strikes you, leaving you with a feeling of a pair of eyes, coloured like the beam, staring at you
Zap 2(Area) - You see a noble phoenix of magnificent scarlet rise up in the area, followed by a double helix of amber and sapphire energy shooting through the sky.
Shout - A soothing warmth overcomes you as Rika whispers across the aethers, "Blah blah blah.

Thoros:
Zap - As a sizzling surge of screaming crimson descends upon you, the icy breath of the grave surrounds in a merciless grasp. You feel your very essence being torn apart as the crimson bolt slams into your chest, the voice of $=(caster$) laughing sadistically in your ear.
Zap 2(Area) - A sizzling surge of screaming crimson speeds across the horizon, leaving a trail of burning air in its wake.
Shout -

Ceren:
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Ragniliff:
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Krellan:
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Nydekion:
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Narsrim:
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Niara:
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Hyrtakos:
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Shuyin:
Zap - A blinding flash fills your vision as a dagger of electricity pierces through your chest. The blade reaches all the way to your heart, sending wave after wave of agonizing lightning throughout your very being.
Zap 2(Area) - A small object wreathed in lightning hurtles through the sky in a brief flash of gold.
Shout - The atmosphere succumbs to a profound silence as Ser Shuyin resonates, "Blah blah blah."

Ashteru:
Zap - Hearing a terrible roar, you turn as lightning emerges from the form of a cavebear in the dark clouds overhead, charring your flesh and searing the very marrow in your bones, cruel laughter echoing in your head.
Zap 2(Area) - The clouds overhead gather into the shape of a roaring cavebear. A gutteral shout pierces the air as a bolt of lightning emerges from its eyes and crackles towards earth.
Shout - Echoed by the thousands of great beasts within the Basin of Life, Ashteru roars, "Blah blah blah."

Nejii:
Zap -
Shout -

Aia:
Zap -
Shout -

Karnagan:
Zap - A stream of bright red lightning pours down from the sky, roasting your flesh as you hear the wicked laughter of Karnagan.
Zap 2(Area) - A stream of red lightning flashes through the air as you hear wicked laughter.
Shout - Ominously, the sky darkens crimson as Commandant Karnagan De'Unnero bellows, "Blah blah blah."

Ialie:
Zap - An ominous, angry black cloud billows across the sky towards you and discharges a dazzling rainbow, which curves languidly down to engulf you in coruscant, searing energies.
Zap 2(Area) - A brief chill wind blows an ominous black cloud across the firmament, followed by the dazzling arc of a colourful rainbow curving languidly across the sky.
Shout - A rainbow aurora sparkles briefly within the skies as the voice of Ialie Starfall, Rainbow Princess resounds throughout the basin, "Blah blah blah."

Ekard:
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Ixion:
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Kharvik:
Zap - Twin lightning bolts appear suddenly on the horizon, arcing towards your body. The bolts change quickly into a pair of shofa, cutting their way through your flesh before arcing away again.
Zap 2(Area) - Two large lightning bolts curve across the sky, jerking wildly as they seek out their target. They descend suddenly, cutting sharply through anything in their way.
Shout -

Galaphyrae:
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Shout -

Revan:
Zap -
Shout - The atmosphere darkens with a sinister green glow and the mocking hiss of snakes can be heard ripping through the skies as Revan n'Kylbar shouts

Accalia:
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Catarin:
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Shout -

Malicia:
Zap -
Shout - The lazy voice of Malicia intones "I'm too lazy to think of one"

Desitrus:
Zap - You barely notice a tiny mote of light in the sky before a bolt of pure energy arcs out of it, slamming into your chest. Agony rolls over your body as the energy courses through you.
Zap 2(Area) - A very tiny bit of light floats skyward, where it suddenly lances down in an arc of pure white energy.
Shout - The steady clanging of a forging hammer can be heard as Desitrus bellows,


Atellus:
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Malarious:
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Estwald:
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Athana:
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Ashai:
Zap - A peal of shrieking laughter heralds an ominous flux of shadows, from which emerge a murderous plethora of violet thunderbolts to consume $=(lhis$) form in coruscating agonies.
Zap 2(Area) - The atmosphere grows momentarily thick with darkness, violet energies flickering in the distance to the sound of murderous laughter.
Shout -

Xenthos:
Zap -
Shout -

Aison:
Zap 1 - A radiant halo spins and crackles in the sky: from it a streak of white fire shoots towards you, engulfing you in a burning cloud of intense pain.
Zap 2(Area) - Coruscating light bursts from a spinning halo in the sky, leaving whorls of luminosity in its path.
Shout - The tranquil hiss of rippling waves on a distant shore is heard as Aison's noble voice states, "Blah."

Sarrasri:
Zap 1- Green encompasses your vision as a crackling arrow pierces your shoulder, the brief pain followed by a searing agony.
Zap2(Area) - You hear the sigh of a bow string as a crackling green arrow pierces the sky.
Shout - A flash of silvery moonlight precedes the soft sound of crystalline chimes as the voice of Sarrasri echoes, "Blah."

I wish to become a Demigod if for no other reason than to have one of these .

The very manly, male voice of the ever-masculine Everiine echoes across the firmament, "Blah."

That's what I see yours as being, Ev.

Your Custom Zap (Approved):
1 = What you see: "A noble phoenix of magnificent scarlet forms from your spirit, rising above you and shooting out a double helix of amber and sapphire energy, before retreating back into your spirit."
3 = What people in your room see: "The faint form of a noble phoenix of magnificent scarlet rises above $=(caster$) and shoots out a double helix of amber and sapphire energy, dispersing as quickly as it had manifested."
1t = What your target sees: "A double helix of amber and sapphire energy flies in and strikes you, leaving you with a feeling of a pair of eyes, coloured like the beam, staring at you."
3t = What people in your targets room see: "You see a double helix of amber and sapphire energy fly in and strike $=(target$), $=(lhis$) eyes widened and body frozen for a moment."
Area = What everyone in the same area sees: "You see a noble phoenix of magnificent scarlet rise up in the area, followed by a double helix of amber and sapphire energy shooting through the sky."

Shout : A soothing warmth overcomes you as Rika whispers across the aethers, "Blah."

"tranquil hiss" ? Somehow that seems mutually exclusive

Haven't you ever listened to the beach? There is obvious hissing going on. It's not a snake hiss.

You people need to get out more.

Your Custom Zap (Approved):
1 = What you see: "Your eyes turn to livid orbs of black as you summon a vein
of black fire, lashing it across the firmament to strike $=(target$) with the
scourge of your wrath. With a cocky smirk, you watch the trailing soot as it
dissipates into the atmosphere."
3 = What people in your room see: "$+(caster$)'s eyes turn to livid orbs of
black as $=(he$) summons a vein of black fire, lashing it across the firmament.
With a cocky smirk, $=(he$) watches the trailing soot as it dissipates into the
atmosphere."
1t = What your target sees: "A venomous vein of black fire maims the
firmament, trailing a helix of soot in its wake. Your head snaps back as the
fiery scourge cleaves into your throat, sucking the breath from your being."
3t = What people in your targets room see: "A venomous vein of black fire
maims the firmament, trailing a helix of soot in its wake. $+(target$)'s head
snaps back as the fiery scourge cleaves into $=(lhis$) throat, sucking the
breath from $=(lhis$) being."
Area = What everyone in the same area sees: "A venomous vein of black fire
cleaves the firmament, trailing a helix of soot in its wake."

Shout: Sepulchral whispers seethe across the Basin as the voice of Ser Vathael rumbles, "Blah."

Now, Aison, I told you that before you even used that shout!

See?! I WAS RIGHT!

You were right that you need to get out more and go hang out at the beach and get rid of that pasty paleness of Geektoid?

I agree!!

Jack:
Zap - A malodorous stench suddenly blankets the area with noxious, all-encompassing scope. You can only scream in a combination of horror and repulsion as a gigantic turd spears you through the chest, $=(caster$)'s name crudely carved into it.
Zap 2(Area) - A gigantic phallus-shaped turd streaks across the firmament, leaving a foul stench in its wake.
Shout - Gray waves of madness wash over you as the high-pitched voice of Jack pierces the aetherwaves to titter, "Blah blah blah."

the issue isn't so much as what an actual beach sounds like, but more along the lines of what imagery your words conjure (sp?)

It's... called... use your imagination.

I think of a beach with water when I read it. So there.

I think of a snake with sunglasses on, in a hammock.

EDIT: hssss wonder what's on tv hssssss

JAACK that's rofl, but NOOO. D:

I am not defending myself against someone who gets off on RPing about fetuses dying!

Give me your zaps and shouts! I updated it.

Good lord I should probably update my zap.

Lucky folks on the hill. Someday..!

*starry-eyed*

DEFLECTION

Plus, I was caught off guard by that particular line of RP myself. Certainly wasn't my idea!

From a song/poem I know, I believe you want "a tranquil rush/crash?"



hiss makes a Sssssssssssssssss sound.
Oceans make a sssssssssssshhhhhhh sound

I'm not very good with words myself, but I do live next to a beach!

You people are merciless.

Daganev Treeripper, Merciless Chieftain