I slamed my hand towards someone when they were pissing me off because I thought for a second that I could actually use Incinerate on them. I was sadly dissapointed

The PK rules in the real world suck.

Did you just forget to declare them?

A bit late, but thanks to Narsrim and Munsia my monitor is now cracked. That's how I know I play too much. :P

I read most of these and the first thought that goes through my head is "wtf?? Do any of you seek mental help? Seriously, they have pills for this sort of thing."

And then you remember you create alts and also play too much

At least I don't try and "portal exit" when I leave my house or "incinerate someone by slamming my fist at them". I have the mental facilities to separate reality from fantasy.

I mean dreaming in text is one thing, but seriously, some of the things you people do is classic psych ward material.

thats like judging people that like certain fetishes...not your place

No, no it's not.

You've been looking in my porn collection, haven't you?

Nope, just been in the communities where noone has the right to judge anyway.

Yeah but then you have to realize most of these people are putting on an show to try to be cool around their peers on the Interwebs.

Or maybe we could spend our time doing less pointless things like trolling forums.

Midgets aren't a fetish, they're a lifestyle choice.

You know you're bored when you amuse yourself by going to your forum profile, then clicking the name of the most recent visitor to that page, then clicking the most recent visitor to that page, and repeating until you get stuck in a loop.

Darn, I only got through like, four people before it looped on me.

I only got 3. =/

Its fun to view your profiles now as you form loops yourself after doing this.

I view one of you, that leads to X, which leads to you, which leads to me.

By explaining the game Tervic broke the game!

I wake up in the morning and my first thought is usually, "I wonder if my design in X cartel is accepted or not!"

I'm a sad little man.