You display the hookers but hide the whiskey?

You ever hang someone with a raspberry bootlace and not had it snap? I'm proud of my handiwork.

You sound like me old roommate back in 08.

As long as he kicks them under the couch before they start to go rancid.

I prefer the term "ripe".

Or perhaps, you might even say...FERMENTED! >8O

The true meaning of all the empty bottles, discovered. I'm on to your illicit hooker-liquor operation, sir.

And I want in.

Illicit? You think the cops ain't getting a cut of harlot hooch? You think the mayor ain't partakin' of Uncle Jack's "Lady of the Night" liquor? This goes deeper than you could dream, Phoebus. You try and blackmail me... I drink you next.

(also it's funny that this is still more hygienic than just having sex with one of 'em)

Ugh, LibreOffice Base just crashed on me. I NEED MICROSOFT ACCESS! I guess I'll have to go home in a few weeks and get my copy of Office 2000. Lol.

Sometimes I worry people are going to notice that beneath all the outrageous goofiness and overconfidence I'm actually almost constantly terrified and depressed, and call me out on it.

And.......I killed my database again. Libreoffice sucks

They're denser than you think.

Probably they're too terrified and depressed underneath to notice. After all, you didn't notice it in them, right?

To the a**holes who made the apartment building fire alarm go off at 1:20am this morning:

I know that it is really inconvenient sometimes to walk outside to your patio to smoke your cigarette. And I suppose it was quite chilly last night. I wouldn't want you to catch a cold while enjoying your smoke break. I certainly understand why you wouldn't smoke inside your apartment, as that would make everything smell horrible. However, deciding to smoke in the hallway of our building was probably not the smartest idea you have ever had. I'm pretty sure you would have had to be right next to or under one of the fire detectors in order to pull this off. Again, not one of your smartest ideas. But its fine. I didn't really mind getting woken up by bright flashing lights and an alarm that sounds like (I imagine) what one would hear if we were notified that an atomic bomb was headed our way. Really. As long as you could enjoy your cigarette in the comfort and warmth of the building without making your own apartment stink.

With much Love,
Jenny

^---------- Yeah, what she said.

Much hate,

Chris

Fun fact: When I lived in the dorms, someone set off the fire alarm at 3 am. Then, the RAs and whoever else didn't like our speed in getting out of the building, so they did a drill a few hours later.

Lol, when I lived in the dorms, we had idiots set off the alarms a few times. It became almost a meaningless occurence, so heaven forbid there actually was a fire. It got to the point where I didn't even stop what I was doing......


Although i've been guilty of setting off the alarm intentionally in our house to wake up roommates, but that's usually at 10 am and they are still asleep... bwahahahahah

Instability reaching dangerous levels as the stress continues to pile on. Standby for potential "completely losing it".

>_< Meep.

The world is cruel. I drove home through a neighborhood full of lit rooms and porch lights and repaired power lines, only to find that my house is still in the dark.