I need to take better care of myself.

Ribcage pain. Why does my ribcage hurt? I haven't been in any fights, or any physical activities lately.

Shiri:

What does that even mean...?!

Sure, he needs Energon to power himself up - but how do you think he maintains such a manly, no-nonsense voice? You've been robbed, man.

Kitten is back in surgery with the added bonus of an infection. :(

I just asked a person out on a date... hang-out... thing for the first time ever and this should probably usually be a rave except now I am freaking out because that means it'll get seen and read and oh god aaaaaaaaaaaaaa /trying not to vomit

Ytran:

I just asked a person out on a date... hang-out... thing for the first time ever and this should probably usually be a rave except now I am freaking out because that means it'll get seen and read and oh god aaaaaaaaaaaaaa /trying not to vomit

Relax, I believe in you. :D

I am incapable of relaxing in even the least stressful of times. I think I'm aiming right now for not having a heart attack. I put my odds at around 50/50.

EDIT: Other dissatisfaction: My foot is now asleep from sitting on it.

Hey, you're alright. Freaking out is better then bolting or failing to ask in the first place! CONFIDENCE!

You're braver than I am, good luck :D

Kialkarkea:

Hey, you're alright. Freaking out is better then bolting or failing to ask in the first place! CONFIDENCE!

That's what I'd been doing for the previous three months, so... >.>

My normally extra comfy pajama pants have nearly fallen off like ten times today. :mellow: Why? How? It's not like I lost a bunch of weight over the past week. What foul witchcraft is this?

You've gotten too sexy for your pants.

Razenth:

You've gotten too sexy for your pants.

This strikes me as an extremely unlikely scenario. :rolleyes:

The drawband/elastic on hem has gone bad?

Your dryer magically makes things GROW instead of shrink?

My dryer always liked melting/stretching elastic, so that could be it. I feel your pajama pain :wacko:

While you're at work, a fat guy is sneaking into your house and wearing your pajamas. This explains the stretching.

WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT STEALING THINGS >:|

... is what the hypothetical thief would say

I curse my father for giving me a sharp jaw. It is such a pain to shave. And people wonder why I look like a wolfman all the time.

I hate being one of the only people I know with a car, because I am constantly getting asked for rides. I was home from one such trip less than five minutes before someone else texted me.

Increased caffeine intake has caused coffee expenses to raise past acceptable levels. Trying to get myself back to a more reasonable amount per day is proving extremely difficult.

oh gawd i want another cup of coffee so baaadddd :(