D'oh. ANYWAY...

Get. Off. That. . Cut your goddamn fingers off if that's what it takes. I spent the past year watching a close friend of mine cave into himself thanks to it. If anything in this world is pure evil, it's that junk. Get serious or throw yourself off of a bridge and spare your family the trauma of watching you turn into the seared husk of a human being.

Huff, huff, huff.

I had to get up early today to do an interview for the overseas program, I'm still in the running for going to the UK but I also had to work like immediately afterwards. I'm tired, I'm sore and I still have an assignment to do for midnight. I'll feel better when it's done and I've had a shower.

3:08 AM and still hungover. The pounding head, dry mouth and acidic burps are as persistent as they are annoying, but I maintain that it was worth it, on the basis of me dancing like a tit to L.A Woman. Mr Mo-jo Riiiisiiiin'

I have no job, I'm not going to college, I don't have a driver's license and I have no idea what to do with my life. Really beginning to wish I was back in High School instead of "real life."

I have been suffering from a terribly upset stomach, fever and whatnot for the last day and a half - two days. A related rave: I can actually stand up and stay that way today.

Join the armed services.

Barely manage to clear out 7 Dark Brotherhood assassins in Old Mournhould, Intervention away to offload their 10s upon 10s of thousands of gold worth of loot, Recall back in... to all the dead assassins respawned right near me who make quick work of me .

EDIT/ADDITION: And the ridiculous Clone Wars retcon to everything Mandalorian makes baby Jesus cry.

I had pretty much decided I wasn't going to compete in Harmony, despite spending quite a while preparing for it, for the same reasons I haven't been participating in all the seals this year, but I was still holding the possibility open -- maybe I'd just jump in to draw off heat from other people, for instance. 6:04pm: Avechna starts the game. 6:05pm: Power goes out to this whole area due to high winds. 7:09pm: Power comes back on. (Though it had a few more brief aftershock-outages later.) Glad I hadn't intended to participate since I got no choice! The timing was funny though.

As much as my father would like me to go in (Air Force in particular), I really don't have an interested in doing so. Though it would be a good way to tide be over til I did find something. Honestly though they don't have anything in particular that I'd like to go in as, unless they have a mounted division. I'd totally be game for being a groom.

Sharp stabbing pain in my stomach. Grrrr. I didn't order this!

I have not been perceptibly sick with anything, whatsoever, in more than two years now. This isn't a bad thing in and of itself, but I do miss the feeling, and more so the refreshing, almost surreal sense of relief that follows.

And I'll second Sar...vasti(I always think "Saraswati")'s rant.

Drink water. You might not have a hangover if you kept hydrated before hand.

Dear low-flying helicopter apparently circling over my neighborhood:

Please go away. It is impossible to sleep with your presence loudly zooming around overhead. You have been here since at least 6am and it's starting to get old.

Going to wikipedia and forgetting why I was going there in the first place.

Sorry, it's a police chopper looking for me.

Well I hope they found you, because it didn't stop until 7, and then started up again as I was leaving for work.

I got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday. There was pain afterwards, more from where he stuck me with the needle then the actual tooth extraction.

Instead of loosing wisdom I've gained a little:

*I've learned that Dentists numb your pain in the office because they don't want to watch you writhe in pain, knowing full well you will be in great pain after you leave their office.

*Furthermore the Pharmacist likes to see you in pain. They work slowly when you give them your prescription for pain killers.

*As a bonus I learned that Astroglide^tm must be placed next to acne medication for obvious reasons.

Some things I'd love to understand but probably never will:

*Why the phone rings the second I sit on the toilet, or log on to Lusty.

*Why my keys always end up in my left hand coat pocket when I'm right handed.

*Why my cat lays on my legs five minutes before I get up in the morning.

I guess there are some things I will never know.

I read this and thought "What do Lusternia Astrologers have to do with RL medicine?"

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I am left wondering what the context of this is. My mind has come up with various amusing possibilities.