You bet. I ask fish to fly and birds to swim. That reminds me. Say hello to my friends.





They're not very talkative though.

(Also, if you don't like water, I've heard orange juice works wonders)

I don't even know. Just felt sad today.

Enforced haircuts. God I hate my school.

I don't see what the problem here is.

Can anyone tell PLEASE tell me why I can't log-in via the Lusternia website? I need to submit my artisanal entry yet I'm not able to log-on. Pleease

I FREAKIN HATE THAT GREGORI GUY AND THAT ALIANNA PERSON.



Hating on Billy Mays. Cruel, cruel people. Oh my gosh.

Go directly to your own page on the site and log in there. The URL will be http://www.lusternia.com/players.php?lookup=whatever your character's name is.

It always works for me when I can't log in anywhere else.

So my housemate and friend who has been trying for a job for maybe half the time I have, and putting about half the effort into it as I have has a job lined up.

Grump.

Around here there are kids with college degrees that can't get a job. You should be lucky that your friend can get one.

I've been searching for a job for literally years and haven't found anything that I could get reliable transport to (including walking). I might just join the military to fulfill my basic survival needs.

In before a crapstorm of "LOL DON'T JOIN THE ARMY LOL WARS ARE BAD LOL GUNS ARE BAD LOL I VOTED FOR OBAMA" by whiny liberal twits.

Some racist turd has been vandalizing the property of just the Asian folk in our neighborhood.

BUT OF COURSE, THE ASIAN FOLK HERE ARE SO FREAKING PASSIVE AND DON'T DO ABOUT IT.

It never happens when I am around and the mess is cleaned up by the time I find out about it, so it's hard to really report anything.

No no, I think the military would be great for you. May I suggest the Marines? Also, talking about your imaginary heavy firearm collection to your recruiter and drinking heavily immediately before the ASVAB both come highly recommended.

Do you actually read what you type?

I do. I imagine subtlety is lost on you. Pity.

Oh, I understand what you're trying to imply. It's just that your post is so incredibly stupid that it doesn't have much effect, if any.

Speaking of the military, I was targetted by two khaki-clad fellows for enlistment while walking through town today. Apparently, all the muscular men with skinheads milling around abouts were not army material, but the skinny boy with moptop hair and a bag from Waterstones seemed a worthy candidate. Doubtless they were struck by the steely glint in my eyes... or perhaps I simply look like the kind of person unemployable in a day-to-day kind of job? That said, this is less dissatisying than, uhm, curious.

Well, you get put on a rigorous training schedule and beefed up into an ultimate fighting machine, if you're a guy, at least.

Eh. Not a lot of the guys that live next door look all that muscled, in fact, quite a few are pudgy or very slim.

I am a guy, but in the loosest possible sense of the word, I assure you. I would've thought it preferable to target individuals with at least a modicum of muscle tone, however, rather than an individual whose physical appearance approximates a childs drawing of a stick man.

Might be looking for a coordinator. Being an officer doesn't require much muscle.