Hopefully Lusternia will never resort to THIS tactic

by Unknown

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Unknown2009-07-12 23:01:25
I figured this would be funny to show people since Lusternia uses the "Freemium" model.

A blogger I regularly read for technical stuff was talking about the strange ad campaign for Evony, which is a Civ like clone. Take a look at the blog entry and look how--for lack of a better term, "desperate" the ads became.

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/001286.html

Xavius2009-07-12 23:10:28
QUOTE
After you join, they tell you in their FAQ:
How do I get my queen?
There is no queen in this game, the ad you saw is for marketing purposes and seems to be highly effective by the number of times this question has come up.


Maybe someone could get Luciden to restart Le Jardin, and then Lusternia could start advertising like that. Apparently, it works better than TMS!
Furien2009-07-12 23:25:27
I've been seeing some of those ads around myself..wtf?
Shaddus2009-07-12 23:35:59
QUOTE (Phred @ Jul 12 2009, 06:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I figured this would be funny to show people since Lusternia uses the "Freemium" model.

A blogger I regularly read for technical stuff was talking about the strange ad campaign for Evony, which is a Civ like clone. Take a look at the blog entry and look how--for lack of a better term, "desperate" the ads became.

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/001286.html

I tried playing that, the game itself was censor.gif-tarded.
Celina2009-07-12 23:44:50
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Jul 12 2009, 06:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I tried playing that, the game itself was censor.gif-tarded.


I knew you were a sucker for discreet boobs
Shaddus2009-07-12 23:49:02
QUOTE (Celina @ Jul 12 2009, 06:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I knew you were a sucker for discreet boobs

Of course, what self-respecting guy isn't?
Furien2009-07-12 23:54:29
The gay ones with at least a shred of dignity.
Shaddus2009-07-12 23:57:40
QUOTE (Furien @ Jul 12 2009, 06:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The gay ones with at least a shred of dignity.

You aren't interested in boobs anyway.
Eventru2009-07-13 00:17:38
I'm waiting for an Ialie-esque masterpiece, complete with MS-Paint block-brushed boobs and stick-figure form, to be posted here with the scraggly text, 'YOU TOO CAN LOVE LISAERA!', while a red-masked stick-man is in the back grabbing himself.

I really have been, for the past hour, and I'm upset I haven't seen it yet.
Unknown2009-07-13 00:46:57
I just wanted to mention that the Imperian forums have ads at the top of them.

One of the more common ads is for this game. XD

I'm not really sure why the Imperian forums have ads, I don't think any other IRE ones do. Maybe they are more strapped for cash.
Xavius2009-07-13 01:04:04
QUOTE (Eventru @ Jul 12 2009, 07:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm waiting for an Ialie-esque masterpiece, complete with MS-Paint block-brushed boobs and stick-figure form, to be posted here with the scraggly text, 'YOU TOO CAN LOVE LISAERA!', while a red-masked stick-man is in the back grabbing himself.

I really have been, for the past hour, and I'm upset I haven't seen it yet.




Ask, and ye shall receive.
Unknown2009-07-13 08:33:11
Like LoL... XD

I tried Evony, but the ad I saw was the angry guy with the sword... I've seen the others, but I haven't seen the last one with the boobs... XD

Evony's just like every other browser game concerning civilization... like Travian, Tribal Wars, etc...

Except this one has boobs... rolleyes.gif

Edit: And if I remember right, a God wears a red mask... suspicious.gif
Reiha2009-07-13 15:19:43
I was playing this because my fiance was tongue.gif Never saw the ads before. It was fun at first, but now I'm getting ganked six times in a row, all in one day, by the same person. It's pointless... I don't have time to build up anything.
Yiro2009-07-13 15:30:31
Yeah, I joined because my brother wanted me to. Its actually fun but unless you make friends with everybody possibly in existance...you get owned. I spent a month building cities, defenses, armies, etc. Gone in a day - censor.gif that!
Unknown2009-07-14 09:00:16
LOL WOT? wtf.gif

There's a new ad, just this chick looking slut-ish at you flashing cleavage with the old 'Start your empire my Lord' thing...
Fania2009-07-14 16:42:17
Yeah... Even with the cleavage, I don't think this would really work for us:


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Celina2009-07-14 17:08:18
I think Lusternia's next ad should be Estarra's cleavage (or maybe Viravain since nerds dig emo/goth girls) with LUST (ernia) above it.

Or maybe Fain shirtless (or Morgfyre, he was a looker) for our players of another persuasion.
Everiine2009-07-14 17:35:27
Fania, that's amazing!! roflmao.gif
Richter2009-07-14 18:26:39
I too shamefully clicked on the discreet boobs. sad.gif
Unknown2009-07-14 21:41:18
I looked at it, went Lolwut, and continued on browsing. Eventually I got bored with the ads, so I put em on my block list.