Whores and Harlots galore!

by Reiha

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Reiha2009-07-15 04:01:13
To be honest, there's only ONE . And no, it's not me or Joli >:I (or Ishant)

At the aetherplex (someone else's log)
QUOTE
Walking loudly and duck-like on all four paws, Mischief, the Mutant Kitty marches in from the ether.

Ishant arrives from the ether.

A harlot saunters in from the north, her hips swaying enticingly.

Mischief, the Mutant Kitty flaps her wings and glides out happily to the ether.

A cone of sparkling light rises up around Ishant and whisks him away.

A lascivious harlot exclaims, "Reiha!"

A lascivious harlot snaps her fingers.

A lascivious harlot exclaims, "My old mentoress didn't even stop!

Telperion turns his back on a lascivious harlot and pointedly ignores her.

A lascivious harlot begins to weep uncontrollably.

Inside Kismet (my log)
QUOTE
A lascivious harlot yells, "Did Reiha come in here?"

You say, "...."

You say, "What?"

Ishant blinks.

You say, "Did you hear that?"

A lascivious harlot yells, "Reiha?"

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "Yes.."

A lascivious harlot yells, "Has anyone seen my old mentoress Reiha?"

You say, "Have I gone crazy?"

You yell, "I never mentored anybody, you skank."

A lascivious harlot yells, "Don't lie to me! You said you taught me everything
you knew!"

You tell Aesthete Joli, " censor.gif there's a harlot in my manse."

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "An old friend?"

Joli tells you, "...?"

Joli tells you, "Let me see."

You yell, "Then what's my mother's name?"

You sense the piercing eyes of Kismet looking upon you.

A lascivious harlot yells, "You are."

Joli tells you, "At the aetherplex."

You yell, "That makes no sense."

A lascivious harlot yells, "My paps said he hired you out of New Celest."

You tell Aesthete Joli, "In Kismet."

A lascivious harlot yells, "Come on now mums!"

You yell, "I'm asking what's MY mother's name, you dolt!"

*movement spam*

Ishant follows you out.
The door to the in slams shut.
Kismet Fulcrux.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. Filling the room
with its presence, an ebony chest adorned with taint wyrms has been placed on
the ground with its top lifted up. A majestic tapestry hangs here, upon which is
depicted an intricate clockwork of shining metals. Perched here is a bench of
silver entwined wires studded with moonstones. A statue of Reiha stands here,
memorializing her noble spirit. A marble archway stands here, elegantly arcing
up from ground to ceiling. Curving upwards to the ceiling, a bulky ramhead
gleams dully here. A circular brass astrolabe stands here atop a pedestal,
inscribed with a ring of degree markings. A sign here suggests you READ SIGN!
Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. A dracnari harlot stands here in
a seductive pose, flashing passerbys an alluring smile. Aesthete Joli is here.
She wields a worn lute in her left hand. You see a sign here instructing you to
use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. You see a sign here
instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading northeast, east, south, west, northwest, down (closed
door), and in (closed door).

"benchA424" a claw-foot bench of moonstone-studded silver wires
"tapestryA789" a glorious tapestry of turning gears
"chestA802" an ebony chest adorned with taint wyrms
"statue11725" a statue of Reiha
"archway95455" a marble archway
"ramhead99905" a bulky ramhead
"astrolabe101785" a brass astrolabe
"sign148998" a brightly-glowing sign
"key sigil74590" a key-shaped sigil
"harlot3130" a lascivious harlot
"mischief14698" Mischief, the Mutant Kitty
Number of objects: 11

Joli tilts her head curiously.

A lascivious harlot says, "Your mother's name?"

You say, "Indeed."

You see a lascivious harlot yell, "Nil do I know."

A lascivious harlot says, "Oh, you're right here."

You say, "Need to yell?!"
4726h, 4606m, 4606e, 5p, 19030en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-p harlot

This dracnari harlot's skimpy clothing leaves little of her curvaceous body to
the imagination. Her top is a strange arrangement of strategically placed palm
tree leaves and sheer lace, which barely covers her well-endowed chest. Lengths
of silk form her gauzy skirt that falls around her long legs. Less pronounced
than those of the average dracnari's, from a distance her tan scales could be
mistaken for the supple skin of a human. Her lips are fixed in a seductive pout,
and her glittering eyes signal that she would try anything once.
A lascivious harlot appears to lack strength.
She weighs about 120 pounds.
She is loyal to the Dracnari Desert Nomads.
You cannot see what a lascivious harlot is holding.

You see a lascivious harlot yell, "My paps said I learned my lack of volume
control from you."

Aesthete Joli says to you, "She could be good for business."

Joli ponders a lascivious harlot thoughtfully, looking her up and down.

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says to Joli, "I think she more appeals to
my wife's sister."

You say, "She's too chubby."

You see a lascivious harlot shout, "Come one come all, one time affair! Mother
and daughter reunited to work together in the family profession!"


A lascivious harlot says, "I'm not chubby, just pregnant."

Pointing a thumb at Ishant, A lascivious harlot says, "It's his."

Joli blinks.

You stare implacably about yourself.

You exclaim, "...Ishant?!"

Ishant gives a lascivious harlot the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

A lascivious harlot glares angrily at you.

A lascivious harlot says, "Whatever his name is."

A lascivious harlot says, "I don't ask stupid questions."

A lascivious harlot says, "I just take the money and run."

You say to Ishant, "Did you impregnate this woman who thinks she's my daughter?"

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says to a lascivious harlot, "I've never
met you, least of all been in Celest."

A lascivious harlot exclaims, "Just like you taught me!"

Joli yawns suddenly and mightily.

Joli shakes her head.

A lascivious harlot says, "Paps wasn't a Celestian, just mums."

A lascivious harlot says, "Come on, woman! Quit playing games."

You sense the piercing eyes of Kismet looking upon you.

You say, "I don't know you, you damn whore."

Drae tells you, "You know, a lascivious harlot just walked into the Aetherplex
and called you her old mentoress while complaining that you didn't even stop. It
was so stunningly strange I thought I'd inform you."


You say, "And Kismet doesn't know you either."

A lascivious harlot exclaims, "You taught me everything I know!"

You say, "Kismet doesn't lie."

A lascivious harlot exclaims, "Fine! Forget you! I'm going back to my shop!"

A harlot tosses a sultry look over her shoulder before swaying out to the north.

Joli blinks.

Aesthete Joli says, "Wow."

You yell, "Wrong way."

Ishant blinks.

You say, "Wait."

You say, "My lounge?!"

A lascivious harlot yells, "Is it, really?1."

You say, "Is her shop?"

Joli begins to follow you.

You yell, "THAT'S NOT YOUR SHOP!"

There is a reinforced door in the way.
open door north

You open the reinforced door to the north.

Ishant follows you north.
Joli follows you north.
The door to the south slams shut.
Susurrus Lounge.
A pair of soft velvet drapes are pulled closed here. There are 2 mahogany
rockers here. A marble couch is here, white satin cushions placed upon it. A
wicker rocking chair sits comfortably here. Sparking with arcs of power, an
energy collector spirals up from the floor here. Lying flat on the ground is a
key-shaped sigil. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
4726h, 4606m, 4606e, 5p, 19026en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-IH

"chairA10" a wicker rocking chair
"couchA303" a marble couch
"chairA434" a mahogany rocker
"chairA435" a mahogany rocker
"drapesA574" some soft velvet drapes
"collector9456" an energy collector
"key sigil170868" a key-shaped sigil
"palm sigil158568" a palm sigil
"mischief14698" Mischief, the Mutant Kitty
Number of objects: 10

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "She shouldn't even have access."

You scratch your head in confusion.

*movement spam*

4726h, 4606m, 4606e, 5p, 19026en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-ih harlot

Number of matching objects: 0 (out of 10 total)

You say, "Where the nil did she go."

Joli ponders the situation.

A harlot saunters in from the north, her hips swaying enticingly.

A lascivious harlot says, "Excuse me, that'll be ten gold."

You say, "You're cheap."

A lascivious harlot says, "It's a no browsing shop."

A lascivious harlot exclaims, "That's what you said your rate was when you
started out!"

Pointing your staff at a lascivious harlot, icy water erupts forth and pounds
into her body. A lascivious harlot gasps from the shock of the cold water, the
very breath knocked out of her.

A harlot tosses a sultry look over her shoulder before swaying out to the north.

*movement spam*

"Grrrrrr," you say.

Joli tilts her head curiously.

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "Maybe if we ignore her she'll go
away."

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "Or set up shop."

You say, "I'm going to sell her corpse."

A lascivious harlot runs up and tickles your sides.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Aesthete Joli says, "She apparently has super powers."

A lascivious harlot runs up and tickles your sides.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Pointing your staff at a lascivious harlot, icy water erupts forth and pounds
into her body. A lascivious harlot gasps from the shock of the cold water, the
very breath knocked out of her.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
No longer able to stand the brutal force of the icy waters, a lascivious harlot
struggles for one last breath before succumbing to death.
You have slain a lascivious harlot.
You are branded an enemy of the Dracnari Desert Nomads.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a lascivious harlot.

You say, "..."

Joli gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say, "Damn it, I'm an enemy if the Nomads now."

You say, "I killed their whore."

Aesthete Joli says, "At least she isn't in your house anymore."

Ishant nods his head emphatically.

You exclaim, "Oh god I have to hide the body!"

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "I'm not sure how she even got here."

Ishant ponders the situation.

You give the corpse of a lascivious harlot to King of the Night, Ishant
Nightshade.

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "We could return her body, but under
the floorboards works for me."

You say, "Eat it! Turn it into bird barf!"

Joli ponders the situation.

Ishant nods his head emphatically.

Aesthete Joli says, "I could take it?"

With your mighty index finger extended, you poke Ishant.

Joli tells you, "Ah, I'll stay.. At least this is entertaining.. Thought about
putting it into the pool."

Realizing you just killed the dirtiest harlot in the camp, the Nomads forgive
your enemy status.


You exclaim, "Stuff her corpse into the chest!"

Ishant gives the corpse of a lascivious harlot to Aesthete Joli.

You point off into the wild blue yonder.

Joli gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Joli leaves to the ether.

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "Ooh, jad no idea Joli was so old."

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "Had.."

You exclaim, "Rude!"

Ishant nods his head emphatically.

Joli tells you, "Well.. at least now you can tell people you killed a hooker
without paying her."

LINK TO PART THREE, HOPEFULLY THE LAST!
Richter2009-07-15 04:06:18
Lusternia has turned into GTA!
Joli2009-07-15 04:11:20
I tried to offer her, but she poofed.. Hopefully all the whore blood will wash out of my pack.
Reiha2009-07-15 04:11:44
I think I see the person (who was behind the harlot) reading this thread

*peers at Eventru*
Unknown2009-07-15 04:13:18
roflmao.gif

Bwaha... thank you for that...
Ardmore2009-07-15 04:27:37
10 gold you say?

I lol'd so hard at: Pointing a thumb at Ishant, A lascivious harlot says, "It's his."
Unknown2009-07-15 06:26:41
QUOTE (Richter @ Jul 15 2009, 04:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lusternia has turned into GTA!


It really did make me want to go play that after I read the log.
Unknown2009-07-15 08:55:59
Ooh, I have another unborn sibling? biggrin.gif

Wait, LoL Wot? I'm the son of a whore?! whatthe.gif
Siam2009-07-15 10:13:22
freaked.gif
Ronny2009-07-15 11:45:21
This is one of the best logs I've read in recent times.
Reiha2009-07-15 13:51:53
QUOTE (Nicholo @ Jul 15 2009, 01:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ooh, I have another unborn sibling? biggrin.gif

Wait, LoL Wot? I'm the son of a whore?! whatthe.gif

That unborn sibling of yours was kind of violently aborted...

And your adoptive mother isn't nono.gif
Veyrzhul2009-07-15 14:19:20
Really awesome clap_1.gif
QUOTE
You see a lascivious harlot yell, "My paps said I learned my lack of volume control from you."
roflmao.gif
Unknown2009-07-15 14:46:39
This was amazing.
Reiha2009-07-16 02:27:56
Updated (someone else's log). It's a bit short tongue.gif
Fania2009-07-16 02:51:19
That's too funny! Wonder if there will be more harlots like this one in the future?
Aenea2009-07-16 09:34:25
Gigglefit.
Very nice. tongue.gif
Arel2009-07-16 14:46:00
The dracnari harlot is an old favourite. I remember her during some even where we needed to get a cactus or a flower or something that didn't grow during the current season, so we had to find someone in the nomad camp with the flower. The harlot tried sexing me up.
Unknown2009-07-17 07:25:17
DAMN IT WE GOT KIDNAPPED... blackeye.gif
Reiha2009-07-18 02:12:54
It's a bit long. Spam/tells/clans/Jozen edited out.

QUOTE
You say to Nicholo, "Son, meet mother's old and first mentor."

Thrusting its fist defiantly into the air, a toy gingerbread man shouts "Power
to the Pastries!"

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets says, "To pectus squeeze
yours."

Nicholo begins to follow you.

Sipelus inclines his head politely to Nicholo.

Nicholo peers about himself unscrupulously.

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets asks you, "Whom?"

Reiha gestures towards Sipelus.

You say to Sipelus, "My son, Nicholo."

Nicholo bows respectfully to Sipelus.

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets smiles and says, "Good
morning."

Sipelus says, "Good morning to you as well."

You give a toy penguin to Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's
Secrets.

Nicholo's eyes twinkle enchantingly.

You give a toy snowman to Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's
Secrets.

Nicholo puts a toy gingerbread man into a silver backpack.

Sipelus says, "And who might your lord father be then, young man?"

You reach over and ruffle Nicholo's hair fondly.

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets smiles and says,
"Ishant."

Nicholo grins mischievously at you.

(Market): You say, "Still have a few toys left if anybody wants them."

Sipelus says to you, "New man? Name doesn't ring a bell."

You say, "He's fairly young. King of the Shadowdancers."

Nicholo takes a toy gingerbread man from a silver backpack.

Sipelus says, "What happened to your love for Magnagora then?"

A young woman enters from the north.

A harlot exclaims, "Reiha?!"

A harlot exclaims, "Auntie Reiha!"


Nicholo blinks.

You say, "Noooooo."

You say, "GODS NO."

Pectus blinks.

Pectus gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Nicholo snickers softly to himself.

Hips swaying, the young woman leaves to the north.

A young woman enters from the north.

You say, "I am not your aunt, I am not your rela..."

A harlot exclaims, "Oh I haven't seen you in forever!"

You say, "We've never met."

Nicholo blinks.

You say, "Now, begone."

Sipelus says, "You're well known, eh?"

A harlot exclaims, "Yes we have!"

A harlot says, "You trained me in the ways of harlotry."

You say, "Where?"

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets asks a harlot, "You are
my cousin?"

A harlot says, "Along with your daughter."

A harlot says, "Are you her son?"

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets says, "Yes..."

You say, "I don't have a daughter."

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says to you, "Gods, Lord Eventru
must love you."

A harlot exclaims, "Then I guess I am!"

You say, "Other than Serena."

A harlot exclaims, "Yes you do!"

Sipelus says, "Begone, harlot."

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets exclaims, "Cousin!"

Nicholo gives a harlot a compassionate hug.

A harlot exclaims, "Cousin!"

You exclaim, "No!"

You say, "Nicholo!"

Nicholo blinks.

Jozen arrives from the ether.

You glare angrily at Nicholo.

Sipelus's eyes sparkle with amusement.

A harlot hugs ^nicholo tightly, rubbing and grinding up against him.

You say, "Not family!"

Stepping away defensively, Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's
Secrets asks, "Yes?"

A harlot exclaims, "I am too!"

You slap a harlot on the cheek.

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician smiles impishly and says to you, "I
have another cousin then, Auntie?"

Pectus takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on her skin.

A harlot says, "You're going to be a Grandmother soon, you know."

You say to a harlot, "Don't you dare touch my son."

Sipelus points accusingly at Pectus.

A harlot says, "My cousin, your daughter, is pregnant."

Sipelus says, "You're HER aunt?"

A harlot says, "She said it was some Queen of the Night's."

You angrily say, "No!"

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets says to Pectus, "We have
a cousin..."

A masked viscanti arrives from the out.

You say, "King of the Night's and your cousin is dead."

A harlot exclaims, "What?!"

You say, "For unknown reasons."

A harlot exclaims, "But but!"

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says to Nicholo, "She's just like
Miriamele.."

A harlot exclaims, "She was going to give up harlotry to raise her child with
its father!"

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets asks Pectus, "Who?"

Finger extended, Pectus pokes a harlot.

A harlot says, "That's fifty gold hun."

A harlot says, "Price goes up from there."

Pectus giggles happily.

A masked viscanti snickers softly to himself.

A harlot tugs urgently on your sleeve.

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says to a harlot, "Trust me, you
aren't worth five."

A harlot says, "Where's your daughter?"

A harlot gives Pectus the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

You say, "I have no daughter."

A harlot says, "Are we related?"

Sipelus says to you, "Glad to see your day's going great then."

A harlot exclaims, "You do too!"

You say to a harlot, "Pectus is my niece."

A harlot ponders Pectus thoughtfully, looking her up and down.

You say to a harlot, "And you are not family."

"Shh!" Jinx says to you, putting a finger to his lips.

A harlot says, "Another cousin?"

You say, "No."

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets says, "So she is..."

A harlot exclaims, "I am too!"

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets asks, "Not my cousin?"

You ask Nicholo, "Would I lie to you, son?"

A harlot exclaims, "I'm Jaskata's child!"

Jinx blinks.

Pectus blinks.

"Ewwwwwwwww!" says Pectus in disgust.

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets says, "Not q--."

A harlot exclaims, "With Miriamele!"

You ask, "....what?"

Jinx's eye twitches in a rather strange manner.

Sipelus's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets exclaims, "EW!"

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets asks, "Hers?"

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says, "Auntieee.."

Looking slightly worried at the situation Pectus quickly hides behind you.

Nicholo shudders violently.

Jinx gags and sputters.

Looking slightly worried at the situation Nicholo quickly hides behind you.

A harlot exclaims, "Auntie Reirei!"

Sipelus says, "That's a name I haven't heard in a while. Jaskata...."

A harlot exclaims, "You taught me how to be a harlot!"

A harlot exclaims, "You taught me everything I know!"

You ask, "Sipelus, can you 'look the other way' for a moment?"

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says to you, "I wanted a sister, but
not one like Jaskata!"

A wry smile spreads across Sipelus's face.

Grinning coyly, A harlot says, "Well, what I didn't learn on the job."

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets says, "I do not want a
Jaskata..."

Jinx strokes Pectus's head in consolation.

Sipelus says, "I always look the other way."

Pointing your staff at a harlot, icy water erupts forth and pounds into her
body. A harlot gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath knocked
out of her.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
No longer able to stand the brutal force of the icy waters, a harlot struggles
for one last breath before succumbing to death.
You have slain a harlot.
A few golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.

Nicholo suddenly scoops up the corpse of a harlot.

Finger extended, Pectus pokes some gold sovereigns.

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says, "Yaaay?"

Pectus blinks.

You say, "Well then."

Nicholo tilts his head curiously.

You say, "How is everyone?"

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says, "You still use Aqua powers?"

Nicholo peers at the corpse of a harlot unscrupulously.

You say, "No."

You say, "You never saw that."

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets asks, "Saw what?"

A masked viscanti says, "Saw what?"

A masked viscanti peers about himself unscrupulously.

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says, "Saw what?"

A cone of sparkling light rises up around Jozen and whisks him away.

Aquamage Jinx Dawneye, Geyser of Insight says, "Sorry, I was looking at
someone's tail."

You say, "No whore was murdered here."

Aquamage Jinx Dawneye, Geyser of Insight says, "Saw what now?"

Sipelus says, "Oh, never seen anything. Except some small killing."

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician smiles and says to Jinx, "Dirty old
man."

A travel worn man approaches you from the north, a look of hope appearing on his
face.

A wanderer says, "Excuse me."


Aquamage Jinx Dawneye, Geyser of Insight says to Pectus, "What?"

A wanderer says, "Did you see where my sister went?"

Pectus hides a grin behind her hand.

Jinx thrusts his palm towards his forehead and hits it with a resounding
*smack*!

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets asks, "What does she
look like?"

Sipelus says, "Let me guess."

A masked viscanti hums a happy tune.

Nicholo tilts his head curiously at a wanderer.

You say, "No."

A wanderer says, "Blonde."

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets says, "Hrm.."

You say, "We saw no blonde woman."

A wanderer says, "Bit obnoxious."

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets says, "Blue eyes,
big..."

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets says, "Yes..."

A wanderer says, "Yea, big knockers."

Sipelus nods his head at Nicholo.

Nicholo coughs softly.

A dejected travelers leaves to the north, giving you a final pleading look.

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician buries her head against Jinx's
shoulder to hide her laughter.

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets says, "Yes, bluntly."

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets says, "I believe..."

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets says, "She ran into a
wall, they were in the way."

Sipelus says, "Can one month pass without one of you idiots murdering someone?"

A wry smile spreads across Sipelus's face.

Aquamage Jinx Dawneye, Geyser of Insight looks up into the sky and tries not to
grin.

Peering at his chest, Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets
says, "They would prove to be quite the visual impediment.."

Pectus's exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and she falls into a deep
sleep.

A travel worn man approaches you from the north, a look of hope appearing on his
face.

A dejected travelers leaves to the north, giving you a final pleading look.

Pectus opens her eyes and yawns mightily.

You rub your temples in frustration.

With a charming flourish, a masked viscanti bows down deeply. As he rises up
slowly, you are stunned by how much more captivating he has become.

Jinx gives Pectus a peck on the cheek.

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says to you, "I do believe Lord
Eventru is prissy at you this month."

Aquamage Jinx Dawneye, Geyser of Insight says to Pectus, "You need sleep."

Shaking her head at Jinx, Pectus says "Nope."

A travel worn man approaches you from the north, a look of hope appearing on his
face.

Jinx looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

A wanderer says, "Anyways."

A wanderer says, "We were looking for our aunt."

Sipelus says, "Yeh, anyways."

A wanderer says, "Some tawdry whore named Reiha?"

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets asks, "My mother?"

Nicholo blinks.

A wanderer says, "Old saggard looking thing, by now."

Defensively raising his hands, Jinx backs away from the situation slowly.

Nicholo peers at you unscrupulously.

A wanderer says, "Been on the job a long time."

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says to you, "Have at, Auntie."

Sipelus says, "There you are wrong, my good man."

In a fury of righteous anger, you slap a wanderer really hard across the face.
Serves the bitch right!

A wanderer says, "Ooh, do you know here?"

A wanderer exclaims, "Er, her!"

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets says, "Well, she is my
mother..."

You say, "We do not know a Reiha, no."

A wanderer says, "S'pose to be a kind woman, if a bit... homely."

Jinx snickers softly to himself.

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets exclaims to you, "Are
you silly, that is you, mother!"

A wanderer says, "Reiha's your mother?"

A wanderer gives Nicholo the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Sipelus says, "Go away old man, lest you want to lose your life as well."

Nicholo nods his head affirmatively at a wanderer.

To Reiha, A wanderer says, "Are you Reiha?"

You frown and say to Nicholo, "I don't know you."

Nicholo gives the corpse of a harlot to A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged
Musician.

You say, "No."

A masked viscanti's exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and he falls into a
deep sleep.

Nicholo gives you a horrified gasp.

A wanderer says, "Is that boy daft in the head?"

A cone of sparkling light rises up around Placeus and whisks him away.

A wanderer points accusingly at Nicholo.

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says to a wanderer, "Oh. Is this
yours?"

Pectus proudly shows off the corpse of a harlot:
This beautiful young woman is in her early twenties. She has long, slightly
tangled blond hair and large blue eyes. Her bosoms nearly explode forth from the
top of her recklessly low-cut dress.

Nicholo tilts his head curiously.

A wanderer gives a horrified gasp.

A wanderer settles down in a corner to sleep.

A wanderer exclaims, "MY SISTER!"

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets asks, "She ran into... a
wall?"

A wanderer slowly wakens, looking fit and refreshed.

A wanderer exclaims, "Poor woman!"

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says, "She died the way she lived.
Annoyingly."

A masked viscanti struggles and gibbers in his sleep, stretching out his hand as
if reaching for something untouchable.

A wanderer says, "Turned the wrong trick probably."

Nicholo nods his head sagely.

A wanderer grunts noncommitally.

Obviously dreaming of running, A masked viscanti twitches in his sleep.

A wanderer says, "Takes after her aunt."

Sipelus says, "Go away. I cannot protect you, you bloody idiot, do you
understand that? Leave, or they'll kill you and everyone will pretend not to
have seen it."

A wanderer says, "Reiha's probably dead."

A masked viscanti rolls around on the ground, drools slightly and suddenly
begins to shiver.

You say, "She is."

A wanderer says, "How terrible. Catch something?"

Nicholo scratches his head in confusion.

A wanderer says, "Go home with the wrong man?"

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says, "No, that was your sister."

You say, "She was killed by virgins on Astral."

A wanderer says, "Reiha was?"

You say, "Yes, now go away."

A wanderer says, "I suppose that's justice."

A wanderer says, "A tramp murdered by virgins."


You twitch spasmodically.

A wanderer shrugs helplessly.

Pectus giggles happily.

Jinx looks about himself suspiciously.

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says to Jinx, "Broken, hun?"

A wanderer says, "Oh well. I won't bother collecting her body for the family
plot."

Aquamage Jinx Dawneye, Geyser of Insight says, "Oh, bloody Nil."

A wanderer says, "Wouldn't want her to poison the soil."

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says, "Neeaat. Can I give it to the
Mags?"

A wanderer waves goodbye.

You say, "To wander she was no relative of yours."

A wanderer says, "Ya'll enjoyn youeselves."

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

A wanderer says, "Oh, Reiha was."

You say, "Bye!"

A wanderer says, "Definitely."

You say, "And no."

Jinx shyly nuzzles Pectus, before placing a soft kiss on her cheek.
Pectus inches bashfully over to Jinx and nuzzles him tenderly.

A wanderer says, "Yep."

A dejected travelers leaves to the out, giving you a final pleading look.

Sipelus says, "Reiha."

You say, "She was a Treia, a Kalas, a ri`Tou."

You frown and say, "Not -your- family."

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician smiles broadly and says to Jinx,
"Look! I have my very own harlot!"

Pectus waves about the corpse of a harlot energetically.

Pectus shifts her eyes suspiciously from side to side.

You shout "Oi!" at the top of your voice.

Sipelus says to you, "I will have words with you. Alone."

Aquamage Jinx Dawneye, Geyser of Insight whispers to Pectus, "Careful, I'm sure
she has social diseases."

A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory
and gold into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.


A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says, "Eww.."

A wry smile spreads across Eventru's face.

Pectus curtseys respectfully before Eventru.

Nichoda looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

Nicholo blinks.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says to you, "Are you ready to return to the
Light?"

Nicholo tilts his head curiously at Eventru.

Pectus grabs protectively at the corpse of a harlot.

Jinx bows respectfully to Eventru.

You cease wielding a coral staff in your right hand.
wield staff

You put a coral staff into a parafilament purse.

Nicholo grabs protectively at you.

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says, "She's mineee.."

Nicholo vigorously shakes his head in adamant disagreement.

Nichoda murmurs softly to himself.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Or shall We continue sending wayward whores
and wanderers looking for you on misinformation."

Sipelus says, "My Lord, she hasn't been read for a hundred years, now."

"Shh!" Jinx says to Pectus, putting a finger to his lips.

A wry smile spreads across Sipelus's face.

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says to Jinx, "But I want to keep
the harlot.."

You say to Sipelus, "You've missed much!"

Sipelus says, "Did I now?"

You say to Eventru, "My family in Glomdoring would hunt me down if I left."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "She was a member of Our Order not long
ago."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says to you, "Celest will protect you."

Aquamage Jinx Dawneye, Geyser of Insight whispers to Pectus, "We'll discuss it
in a bit, hun."

Eventru nods His head sagely.

Nicholo grabs protectively at you.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Well. Munsia will."

Sipelus says, "I have family in Glomdoring."

Jinx nudges Pectus suggestively.

Pectus rolls her eyes at Jinx and splurts, "Pfffft."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Her bite's as rabid as her bark."

You frown and say to Eventru, "Am I supposed to feel safe?"

You say, "True."
Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets says to you, "She'll sit
on us..."

You say, "But she'd rather kill me first."

Nicholo whimpers like a wounded puppy.

Pectus tells you, "Except she'll give you rabbbieeesss."

You stick your tongue out and say 'Ack.'

You nod your head at Nicholo.

Nichoda glances askance at Nicholo.

You begin to wield a fickle finger of fate in your left hand.

Eventru nods His head sagely.

Pectus tells you, "What else do you think that white stuff in her mouth is?
Certainly not something male."

Sipelus says, "She is a drifter, my Lord, never one to be put in her place by
divine hands."

Jinx looks about himself suspiciously.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We can put her in her place."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "All the way on a small rock on the Astral
Plane."

Sipelus says, "I do not doubt that."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Far from the rest of the Plane."

Eventru gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

You peer at a transplanar cubix unscrupulously.

Sipelus says, "Yet her heart is her own, I fear."

Pectus ponders the situation.

Eventru begins to wield a spear of golden steel in His left hand.

Eventru ponders the situation.

Nichoda looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "That can be resolved."

A wry smile spreads across Sipelus's face.

Sipelus says, "I've been through this a thousand times."

You reach out through your bond with Mischief, the Mutant Kitty and summon her
from the stables. You sense her answering your call.

Sipelus says, "Not her fleshy heart, my Lord."

You say, "Lord Eventru, did you send Sipelus after me?"

You say, "I was wondering why he was being unusually nice."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says to you, "No. Should We have?"

Eventru begins to wield a vibrant sunflower in His right hand.

Eventru points a vibrant sunflower at you.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We shall collect your heart and head with
this flower if We must."

You say, "It looks rather frail."

Sipelus says, "And what good would that do, my Lord?"

Jinx gives Pectus a peck on the cheek.

Eventru shrugs helplessly.

A look of determination crosses the sleeping face of Pectus.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Dry them for Our mantle?"

Pectus opens her eyes and yawns mightily.

Pectus stands up and stretches her arms out wide.

Eventru wildly jabs a vibrant sunflower at you, and you smoothly step away from
the blow. He stumbles forward as He fails to strike you.

Aquamage Jinx Dawneye, Geyser of Insight says to Pectus, "You ok?"

Eventru wildly jabs a vibrant sunflower at you, and you smoothly step away from
the blow. He stumbles forward as He fails to strike you.

Eventru wildly jabs a vibrant sunflower at you. You are pricked in the gut and
bleed slightly.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Frail?"

Nicholo scratches his head in confusion.

In agony, you say, "My guts!"

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says, "My flowers are weapons?
Lovely.."

Pectus presses her fingertips together, arching them slightly. An eerie grin
lights across her face as she murmurs softly, "Sooon..."

You to leave your prey be for a moment."

Eventru ponders the situation.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Right now?"

Sipelus shrugs helplessly.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Very well."

On a floating rock amidst the astral currents.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. There is an aetherways portal
here.
There are no obvious exits.
Exits?
You are transported by the power of the Divine.

Nicholo suddenly appears, looking bewildered.

You look up into the air for divine inspiration.

A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory
and gold into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Keep her company?"

Pectus giggles happily.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We need to go speak with Sipelus."

Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets says, "Where in the..."

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says to you, "How hard did the
flower hit for anyway?"

You say, "Cubix!"

You make a beckoning motion to no one in particular.

You say, "Half my health."

Nicholo begins to follow you.

You say, "More than half."

Pectus begins to follow you.

The cubix failed.
Unknown2009-07-18 02:53:53
I like that day... I got to kill Narsrim and get kidnapped by Eventru... wub.gif Not sure if that's a good thing, but... I'll take it. jumpfire.gif



'WHEN HARLOTS GO "REIHA!" :Part 2'