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by Shiri

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Rika2010-04-10 22:36:25
(Hallifax): Elostian says, "I bristle with barely contained excitement."
Unknown2010-04-10 22:38:35
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Apr 10 2010, 04:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Celest): Eventru says, "Lawliet, hold still."
6540h, 4635m, 4506e, 10p, 19950en, 21225w esSixk-


A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory and gold into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.
6540h, 4635m, 4506e, 10p, 19950en, 21225w esSixk-


Eventru swings a really bleeding huge shovel at you. His weapon cuts through the air, missing you completely.
6540h, 4635m, 4506e, 10p, 19950en, 21225w esSixk-

stand
You stand straight up.
6540h, 4635m, 4506e, 10p, 19950en, 21225w esSixk-


(Celest): Inagin says, "It's right next to Celest."
6540h, 4635m, 4506e, 10p, 19950en, 21225w esSixk-


Eventru swings a really bleeding huge shovel at you. You are cut in the belly for a mere scratch.
A soft light momentarily surrounds you as the holy water protects you from harm.
apply health to gut
6141h, 4635m, 4506e, 10p, 19950en, 21225w esSixk-

You take out some healing potion and quickly rub it on your gut.
The deep damage in your gut completely heals.
6141h, 4635m, 4506e, 10p, 19950en, 21225w esSixk-


You bleed 18 health.
6123h, 4635m, 4506e, 10p, 19950en, 21225w esSixk-


You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
6123h, 4635m, 4506e, 10p, 19950en, 21225w esSixk-


Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "You get the Doman treatment!"
6123h, 4635m, 4506e, 10p, 19950en, 21225w esSixk-

point staff eventru
Your pitiful attack is frozen in its tracks by Eventru.
6123h, 4635m, 4506e, 10p, 19950en, 21225w esSixk-


Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.

Two things, one, the shovel amuses me.
Two, if Gods have perma-divine-fire, why bother making them un-attackable? I WANNA BLAST 'EM! D:<

You can attack a god, they just have to give permission first. Also, it's amusing that he "froze" a blast of freezing water.
Unknown2010-04-11 00:25:39
QUOTE
Swinging a really bleeding huge shovel in an underhand arc, Eventru strikes at you. Eventru slashes open your gut, and coils of bloody intestines spill out in a grotesque mass. You begin to feel lightheaded as the world darkens around you.
207h, 744m, 3666e, 10p, 14590en, 17024w exkdb<>-


The pain in your gut subsides as your innards regenerate.
apply regeneration to gut
207h, 744m, 3666e, 10p, 14590en, 17024w exkdb<>-

You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your gut.
207h, 744m, 3666e, 10p, 14590en, 17024w exkdb<>-


You may eat or smoke another herb.
207h, 744m, 3666e, 10p, 14590en, 17024w exkdb<>-


You may apply another salve to yourself.
207h, 744m, 3666e, 10p, 14590en, 17024w exkdb<>-


You fall to the ground as the last drops of life-giving blood drain out of your body.
You have been slain by Eventru.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.
» Kills: 0 Deaths: 1 (Eventru)


He's a 'Heeeaaleeer'
Unknown2010-04-11 00:54:22
You say to Pectus, "... I was branded a traitor."

You grumble angrily.

Lady Pectus Dawneye, The Celestial Nightingale says, "Oh?"

Lady Pectus Dawneye, The Celestial Nightingale says, "By whom?"

You say, "Of Gaudiguch..."

Lady Pectus Dawneye, The Celestial Nightingale says, "What happened?"

Pectus tilts her head and listens intently to you.

Ikkan stretches languidly.

You tell Lady Pectus Dawneye, The Celestial Nightingale, "... copulated with a Hallifaxian."

You cough softly.

Pectus coughs softly at you.

Ikkan blinks.

Lady Pectus Dawneye, The Celestial Nightingale says to you, "I do this because I love you, cousin."

You peer at Pectus unscrupulously.

Pectus cuffs you upside your head.

Pectus tells you, ">.> I told you to stay away from Doman."

---Few seconds later--- cookie.gif

You ask Pectus, "... have a cookie?"

Pectus ponders the situation.

Lady Pectus Dawneye, The Celestial Nightingale says to you, "Dunno. Will you copulate with that too?"

Pectus stares implacably at you. dots.gif
Unknown2010-04-11 01:39:44
Smart money says he'd find some friends and play "soggy cookie".
Llesvelt2010-04-11 01:52:36
QUOTE
(University): Yanone says, "Where is the transdimensional flux core?"
3002h, 2318m, 2730e, 9p ex-
(University): Daraius says, "It is also known as the primary generator."
3002h, 2318m, 2730e, 9p ex-
(University): Yanone says, "Where is the transdimensional flux core?"
3002h, 2318m, 2730e, 9p ex-


This made me laugh out loud.

Even though it was just a unfortunate double-message by Yanone.
Llesvelt2010-04-11 01:59:37
QUOTE
You tell Nicholo Nightshade, "Do not worry, Comrade. I am sure everyone here
will grow to accept you over time, if that is what you are worrying about. If
not, I apologize for my presumptions."
3002h, 2318m, 2730e, 9p ex-
(Clutter Between)
Nicholo tells you, "... will there be a cow forcing me to smoke weed?"
3002h, 2318m, 2730e, 9p ex-
tell nicholo Of course not, that would be stupid.
You tell Nicholo Nightshade, "Of course not, that would be stupid."
Unknown2010-04-11 02:24:43
A sick kephera child stomps on his own foot.
: The test subject is afflicted with masochism. Look at HELP CURELIST to see how he may be cured by an herb!

You remove 1 coltsfoot, bringing the total in the rift to 610.

You give a plug of coltsfoot to a sick kephera child.
A sick kephera child pops a plug of coltsfoot into a little pipe, lights it, and puffs on it intently.

... underage smoking in Hallifax...
Llesvelt2010-04-11 04:37:07
(The Shavatt Collective): Nihmriel says, "Hello."
2992h, 2568m, 2730e, 9p ex-
(The Shavatt Collective): Ileein says, "Greetings, Mother!"
2992h, 2568m, 2730e, 9p ex-
(The Shavatt Collective): Ileein says, "I found a friend."
2992h, 2568m, 2730e, 9p ex-
(The Shavatt Collective): Nihmriel says, "Congratulations."
2992h, 2568m, 2730e, 9p ex-
(The Shavatt Collective): Ileein says, "...You don't have to sound so surprised!"
2992h, 2568m, 2730e, 9p ex-
Ameryth2010-04-11 05:57:16
(Magnagora): Winnae says, "Farewell Puissant Engine, Winnae will return stronger than ever."

(Magnagora): Malarious says, "You had better."

(Magnagora): Malarious says, "I expect you to not die next time."
ongaku2010-04-11 08:34:57
QUOTE (Nicholo @ Apr 10 2010, 07:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You say to Pectus, "... I was branded a traitor."

You grumble angrily.

Lady Pectus Dawneye, The Celestial Nightingale says, "Oh?"

Lady Pectus Dawneye, The Celestial Nightingale says, "By whom?"

You say, "Of Gaudiguch..."

Lady Pectus Dawneye, The Celestial Nightingale says, "What happened?"

Pectus tilts her head and listens intently to you.

Ikkan stretches languidly.

You tell Lady Pectus Dawneye, The Celestial Nightingale, "... copulated with a Hallifaxian."

You cough softly.

Pectus coughs softly at you.

Ikkan blinks.

Lady Pectus Dawneye, The Celestial Nightingale says to you, "I do this because I love you, cousin."

You peer at Pectus unscrupulously.

Pectus cuffs you upside your head.

Pectus tells you, ">.> I told you to stay away from Doman."

---Few seconds later--- cookie.gif

You ask Pectus, "... have a cookie?"

Pectus ponders the situation.

Lady Pectus Dawneye, The Celestial Nightingale says to you, "Dunno. Will you copulate with that too?"

Pectus stares implacably at you. dots.gif

You work fast, Nicholo. And here I thought you two were just chatting when I noticed him in your bedroom.
Diamondais2010-04-11 15:45:13
On the topic of cookies with ears:

shift figment ameryth Little spider cookies with ears dance merrily past you
With a wave of your hand, you embed a figment of your own imagination into the mind of Ameryth.
....
You say to Ameryth, "Hope you enjoyed the cookie's show!"

Left and a few minutes later:

(House of Shadows): Sadie says, "Lol Mieari."

(House of Shadows): Sadie says, "(Serenwilde): Ameryth says, "Be on the lookout for little cookie spiders with ears. They're fond of dancing.""
Shyshaeia2010-04-11 17:37:07
Kalaneya has been overcome by the immense electrical force of a floating urn.

Rajakumari Silvanos Lunarose says, "Ooo someone died on astral."

Corporal Ushaara, First Deputy Chairman says, "She "urned" it."
Casilu2010-04-11 21:39:58
Rika says, "Who needs underwear."
Rika2010-04-11 21:40:24
QUOTE (casilu @ Apr 12 2010, 09:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Rika says, "Who needs underwear."


That was to this!

Casilu says, "We clearly need Sentinel underwear."

D:
Unknown2010-04-12 01:23:25
Goats are freaks..
You grope a shaggy war goat with black, leathery wings lewdly.
A shaggy war goat with black, leathery wings licks you.
ongaku2010-04-12 01:27:19
QUOTE (Ruiku @ Apr 11 2010, 08:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Goats are freaks..
You grope a shaggy war goat with black, leathery wings lewdly.
A shaggy war goat with black, leathery wings licks you.

I think you're the freak, Ruiku, seeing as you started it. XD
Unknown2010-04-12 01:34:20
I cannot be blamed for what the heart desires.
Shyshaeia2010-04-12 01:48:46
QUOTE
Trooper Winnae, Ops Initiate (Male Undead Tae'dae).
He is 35 years old, having been born on the 15th of Roarkian, 226 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
....
He has been bloodbonded to a small shrubbery for 6 months.


That just sounds so funny!
ongaku2010-04-12 01:53:44
QUOTE (Shyshaeia @ Apr 11 2010, 08:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That just sounds so funny!

O.O Munsia got shrubbed?? What'd she do?? (... that might be a redundant inquiry... >.>)