Why were you wearing panties, you are a dude, right? At least I think you are...Damn it making people confused about genders is my job.

Fun with Market:

(Market): Kiradawea says, "Brewmeister. I needs it."

(Market): Sotsepmet says, "I would also appreciate the services of a
brewmeister."

(Market): Sadie says, "Likewise. Brewmeister, please!"

(Market): Rika says, "While you're waiting for an elusive brewmeister, have me
make shiny and pretty things for you."

(Market): You say, "Ya got a hammer?"

(Market): Phoebus says, "Who cares about any of that? The only thing that really
matters is making me a member of some tailoring cartels."

(Market): Phoebus says, "I mean, come on. Really."

(Market): Kiradawea says, "Tailoring cartels don't make chilled lemongrass tea."

(Market): You say, "They don't cut gems, neither."

(Market): Sadie says, "They don't produce parfait ice cream."

(Market): Chalcedony says, "To add to this mess, I'm still looking for an
enchanter of the elemental kind."

(Market): Sotsepmet says, "Neither do I, and you're welcome. Cook, looking for
work."

(Market): Hokuloa says, "People call you ugly? Have me paint a portrait of you
so you can see why!"

(Market): Zallafar says, "Have low esteem from being called ugly? Buy some of my
esteem to feel better."

(Market): Sotsepmet says, "And lots of icecream to drown out your woes in creamy
goodness."

(Market): You say, "Or ya could get a Beauty enchantment from me t'make yerself
prettier."

(Market): Phoebus says, "OR, you could make me a member of a tailoring cartel."

(Market): Sotsepmet says, "It's not worth it. I use sugar. Beautiful, beautiful
sugar. You want it. Give in."

(Market): Aerrow says, "Or buy herbs from me.... it wont make you pretty but
atleast you dont have to stay stupid."

(Market): You say, "There's some stupid that can't be fixed with herbs. But
buyin' enchantments from me's never stupid!"

(Market): Sotsepmet says, "Had enough of this competitive market? Buy some ale
and put your feet up!"

(Market): Kiradawea says, "Can't get good ale without proper malts, made from...
Brewmeisters. Buying a Brewmeister."

(Market): Aerrow says, "Obviously you have stupidity if you are buying grog from
sotsempmet so you should buy lots of marjoram."

(Market): Faymar says, "Selling galingale to cure your addictions. To the market
channel."

(Market): Aerrow says, "Hehe that wasnt that funny."

(Market): Phoebus says, "I am already beautiful, smart, and sweet. Put me into
some tailoring cartels."

(Market): Phoebus says, "Fer real, I'm losing it here."

(Market): Sotsepmet says, "Also looking for that particular elusive brewmeister,
so I can get enough people drunk to make then believe Phoebus."

(Market): You say, "You'll survive if yer not in a tailorin' cartel, butcha
might not without that Kingdom enchant from me!"

(Market): Sotsepmet says, "You might not survive some of my foods. Take the
risk, who wants to live forever?"

(Market): Aerrow says, "You know whats more important herbs to heal yourself
from when I hit you cause you bought a kingdom enchantment."

(Market): You say, "I can vouch fer Sotsepmet. 'Is cupcakes're delicious."

(Market): Sotsepmet says, "See?! Testimonials!"

(Market): Sotsepmet says, "Thats a history you can trust."

(Market): Faymar says, "Giving away chervil to cure your bleeding ears."

(Market): Aerrow says, "Umm you arnt even advertising you lose."

(Market): Aerrow says, "Mine."

(Market): You say, "A hundred twenty-six an' I ain't died from 'is cookin'
once."

(Market): You say, "All a th'... one times I ate it."

(Market): Sotsepmet says, "Don't hold that against me, Basin, I can still do
it."

(Market): Aerrow says, "Your using the market inappopriatly."

(Market): Sotsepmet says, "In short. Buy my food."

(Market): You say, "We're advertisin', sheesh. Buy Enchants by Ongaku!"

(Market): Aerrow says, "Save your money for herbs."

Sondayga arrives from the southwest.
A ball of light floats in from the southwest.

Sondayga reaches out and touches you.

Smiling happily, a faeling flutters out to the east.

Mnemosyne reaches out and touches you.
A faeling flutters in from the east.
A faeling flutters in from the east.
Sondayga leaves to the southwest.
A ball of light floats off to the southwest.

Smiling happily, a faeling flutters out to the east.

A faeling flutters in from the east.

Smiling happily, a faeling flutters out to the east.

nature flow mnemo
You shed faeling form and flow as a spirit through the verdant leaves, embracing the physical once more and arrive at outer circle.
Outer circle.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Covered in bone armour, a red fox stands here, cautiously listening to the surroundings. A willowisp bobs about in the air here. Silver-Winged Mnemosyne is here, shrouded. High Wiccan Sondayga, of a Spider Moon is here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a metal treebark shield in his right.
You see exits leading north, southeast (open door), and southwest.
scratch
You scratch your head in confusion.

Mnemosyne rolls on the floor, laughing.

You have recovered equilibrium.

Sondayga rolls on the floor, laughing.

wha
Blinking perplexedly, you emit a confused "Wha?"

Mnemosyne points accusingly at Sondayga.

erm
You look up into the air for divine inspiration.

A beam of moonlight comes down from the sky and bathes you in light.

Sondayga reaches out and touches you.

invokehart sond
You gently place your hand upon Sondayga's forehead, invoking the White Hart to grant him wisdom and truth. His eyes close momentarily, and an emerald halo flickers about his head.

invokehart mnemo
You gently place your hand upon Mnemosyne's forehead, invoking the White Hart to grant her wisdom and truth. Her eyes close momentarily, and an emerald halo flickers about her head.

sagenod
You nod your head sagely.

Faymar dances down a moonbeam and alights gently on the ground.

Faymar gives you a respectful salute.

Mnemosyne rolls on the floor, laughing.

Faymar gives the world a smart salute.

invokehart faymar
You gently place your hand upon Faymar's forehead, invoking the White Hart to grant him wisdom and truth. His eyes close momentarily, and an emerald halo flickers about his head.

Faymar leaves to the southwest.

Sondayga's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

hum
You hum a happy tune.

bye
You wave and say "Goodbye!"

fly
You begin to flap your wings powerfully and rise quickly up into the firmament.
Flying above outer circle.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky.
You see exits leading north, southeast (open door), and southwest.

The wind catches you and blows you southwest.
Flying above outer circle.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky.
You see exits leading northeast, east, southwest, and northwest (open door).

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

g 2 gold from letter
You get 2 gold sovereigns from a magically-preserved letter.

nature flow mnemosyne
You shed faeling form and flow as a spirit through the verdant leaves, embracing the physical once more and arrive at outer circle.
Flying above outer circle.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky.
You see exits leading north, southeast (open door), and southwest.

You have recovered equilibrium.

drop 1 gold
You drop some gold sovereigns.

drop 1 gold
You drop a gold sovereign.

n
Flying above outer circle.
The area is bathed with sterling light as an aura of warmth and wellness emanates from a healing shrine of Lisaera nearby. The stars twinkle in the clear night sky.
You see exits leading north, east (open door), south, and west (open door).

n
Flying above eastern square.
The area is bathed with sterling light as an aura of warmth and wellness emanates from a healing shrine of Lisaera nearby. The stars twinkle in the clear night sky.
You see exits leading northeast (open door), south, west (open door), and northwest.

I didn't know (until you mentioned it) that they were Tolkien's elves. I did a Google Search of Star, Light, Fantasy (Celest anyone?) and that was amongst the results I found. I liked the sound of it and so put them together.

Fancy that!

Wonder why nobody has mentioned it in the at least a year since I got it...

As an afterthought though, wish it was stopped at the customisation process...

You lift a hand languidly and send a moonbeam to Nejii.

You gently rise into the air and dance along a moonbeam to Nejii.
Kyare follows you ether.

Raising your hand in greeting, you say "Hi!"

You say, "Hit it."

Kyare raises his hand in greeting and says "Hi!"

In the trees above outer circle.

"Ummmm," Nejii says uncertainly.

Nejii Talnara, Heir to Kiakoda says, "Oh, hi."

Nejii Talnara, Heir to Kiakoda says, "No ceremony or anything?"

You say, "Nah."

Nejii Talnara, Heir to Kiakoda says, "Congratulations!"

She has taken the hand of Kyare Kalas in marriage.

A sudden gust of wind catches you and blows you out of the tree.
You scream as you feel the force of the landing break both your legs.

(PS: I'm supposed to be a Talnara, what the hell kind of monkey wrench is this. /issue me)

(PS: I'm supposed to be a Talnara, what the hell kind of monkey wrench is this. /issue me)

If both couples have family names, the person who proposes will be the primary
spouse and the secondary spouse will take his or her partner's family name.

There's your monkey wrench!