(*): Ardmore (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Don't you watch
Jamie Oliver?!"

(*): Ardmore (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Gosh."

(*): You say, "Wut."

(*): Ardmore (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "French fries do
not count as a vegetable!"

(*): You say, "Do so ._."

(*): Ardmore (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Not if they're
deep fried!"

(*): Talan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What about freedom
fries?"

(*): Ardmore (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oven fries I will
accept."

(*): You say, "Scoff."

(*): Tuck (from the Aetherways) says, "I take Viy's side on this."

(*): Thul (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Macaroni and cheese
is a vegetable."

(*): Ardmore (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Lol Thul."

(*): You say, "..."

(*): You say, "Rofl."

Darn it! I got enemied for doing their jobs for them.

Inagin has declared you a formal enemy of the Righteous Principality of New Celest for this reason: 'Putting globes of essence into the Pool so Holy Emanations would attack Magnagora. (Yes, this is weird. Was during Xion Initiative/hai'Gloh era.)'.

Crabapple Susie says:
"learn 15 knighthook from halpo
You do not know the skill of Knighthook."
-- it's times like these I want to give up
Tanner says:
Knighthook. Is that like a Knight-pirate? Sir Blackbeard?

Shric tells you, "//I look like Michael Jackson."

-
(Newbie): Jesse says, "Calling shric."

Atheron tells you, "Follow me. I'm Atheron the Explorer! Screw Dora."

Hall of the Celestines.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A marble bust of a flat-faced dracnari sits upon a bookshelf here, gazing down serenely. Archangel Torana, Professor of Theology floats here, her beatific form limned with holy fire.
You see exits leading north and east.

"statue43461" a small marble bust
"torana61269" Archangel Torana
Number of objects: 2

probe statue
Cut from a block of sparkling white marble, this handsome bust of a dracnari appears almost lifelike, his large blood-ruby eyes twinkling with mischief. Uniquely, his face has no nose, instead sloping down to a long horizontal mouth, curved up into a serene smile. A soft topaz luminescence seems to emanate from the bust, illuminating scrollwork in the marble beneath. It reads, 'Head Librarian Neerth, Patriarch of Japhiel' in curved golden script.
It weighs about 3000 pounds.


honours neerth
Neerth (Male Dracnari).
He is 146 years old, having been born on the 4th of Dvarsh, 116 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is an Earl in the Righteous Principality of New Celest.
He is a Valleyrunner in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Empyreal Academy.
He is a member of the clan called 'The Ecclesiarchy of Celestia.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'Don't rely on others giving you fire - breathe your own.'
He is deemed a Minstrel by the Bardic Council of Vesteran Honours.
He is accounted Narrator among literary writers.
He is accounted Intellectual among scholars.
He is considered to be approximately 6005% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

Shric's eyes fill with battle rage as he screams out, "LYRELICIOUS!"

How have I never seen this?

2010/04/21 01:20:27 - Unitos set an unenemying fine of 75000 gold for Ardmore.
2010/04/21 03:01:20 - Noelle stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.
2010/04/21 07:18:44 - Jinx set an unenemying fine of 50000 gold for Callise.
2010/04/21 07:33:57 - Jinx revoked the unenemying fine for Callise.
2010/04/21 10:30:57 - Kiracian stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.
2010/04/21 10:59:28 - Ririn stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.
2010/04/21 14:36:48 - Shric appointed Nydekion as an aide to the Minister of Power.
2010/04/21 17:28:10 - Credits: +5000. Reason: Citizen purchase.

2010/04/21 17:28:10 - Credits: +5000. Reason: Citizen purchase.