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Saran2010-04-22 09:22:19
QUOTE (Nicholo @ Apr 22 2010, 06:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Unknown2010-04-22 09:28:39
So outdated! whip.gif

She says:

'That's huge!.'

now.

hide.gif I did not just post know that... ninja.gif
Unknown2010-04-23 00:37:05
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Renthur tells you, "Squeeze it."


Also
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Lendren tells you, "Oh, one other reason... girl bodies get to wear such nicer clothes!"


It's true. Dudes get boring clothing.
Razenth2010-04-23 04:08:42
(Market): Aloysha says, "Selling 10000 leather. Send tells."
Aloysha2010-04-23 05:06:28
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Talan has declared you a formal enemy of the Free Alliance of Glomdoring for this reason: 'We opened our market to our allies to assist them, not so this fool could buy it out.'.
Esano2010-04-23 05:38:24
Emperor Ladantine VII says, "Blast. The tried and true method of 'smash it until it ceases moving' has failed. I suppose you shall have to think of something else."

EDIT:

Great Southern Highway approaching Magnagora. (road). (lost: identical room titles found)
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A bulbous, razor-toothed goblin shark is here, slavering mindlessly.

Landsharks. We're censor.gif ed now.
ongaku2010-04-23 11:14:58
This happened at Lucan's wedding. I'm a pretty OC news checker...

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Shric Diluculo, Wedder says, "A case of true love indeed, regarding the city's
differences with one another, Lucan. Life really has a funny way of working
itself out... especially love and its illogical ways. With this token of
love..."

Shric Diluculo, Wedder holds the soul mate ring in the palm of his hand,
outstretched to both you and Kameen. Shric gently guides their hands so that
they are both touching the ring.

Shric Diluculo, Wedder says, "The declarations spoken just now..."

Shric Diluculo, Wedder says, "And the power invested in myself by Lord Lyreth,
the Sidereal Prince, I pronounce you both husband and husband."

POLITICS NEWS #1823
Date: 4/23/2010 at 3:47
From:
To : Everyone
Subj: Dekoven Family Change of Status

The Dekoven family has lost its status as a Great House.


I wasn't even part of that family anyway. I was there on a technicality that I'd married in and my character's wife suicided, and it didn't kick me out. D: I'm sorry Dekovens!

EDIT: o.O

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readlog magnagora

2010/04/23 00:30:02 - Merlaine stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.
2010/04/23 01:44:10 - Calias stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.
2010/04/23 05:51:58 - Callise quit the city.
2010/04/23 10:16:06 - Ingaku stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.

HONORS INGAKU

Prelude Ingaku (Male Loboshigaru).
He is 16 years old, having been born on the 15th of Urlachmar, 247 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Peasant in the Holy Grand Duchy of Magnagora.
He is currently enrolled as a Student in the College of Necromantic & Tainted
Research.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.


This is going to lead to a lot of mistells, I know it. dry.gif
Enero2010-04-23 17:53:41
This I found just hilarious:

Ryboi D'Varden has just filled the vacant position as Champion of Shofangi.

And this made me chuckle:

(ZXZ): Ilyarin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nothing like a good old drunk rape."
Lillie2010-04-23 23:33:57
has been cut down by a mutated tumbleweed.

I found that to be a funny visual.
Unknown2010-04-24 05:06:31
In the interest of getting us back on quotes-

Just standing at the flame when...

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A towering, clattering automaton clanks in noisily, scanning the surroundings with a rusty screech.
A towering, clattering automaton clanks in noisily, scanning the surroundings with a rusty screech.
A warning shriek issues from a towering, clattering automaton's innards before a scalding gout of steam shoots forth, blistering Dandera's skin.
A warning shriek issues from a towering, clattering automaton's innards before a scalding gout of steam shoots forth, blistering Dandera's skin.
A towering, clattering automaton says, "Alert! Alert! Abnormal levels of contamination detected. Proceeding to contain source of anomaly."
A towering, clattering automaton clanks into action, cables straining with a metallic squeal.
A towering, clattering automaton says, "Alert! Alert! Abnormal levels of contamination detected. Proceeding to contain source of anomaly."
A towering, clattering automaton clanks into action, cables straining with a metallic squeal.

Reminiscent of Orlachmar, you cannot help but scream out, "Hoooooo!"
You swing a smooth, guardless katana at a towering, clattering automaton. You cut him with a light wound.
Aliod swings a rapier of demonic steel at a towering, clattering automaton. Aliod cuts him with a light wound.
Aliod swings a rapier of demonic steel at a towering, clattering automaton. Aliod cuts him with a light wound.
*fight spam here*

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Before the Eternal Flame.
*room spam here*

(House of Shadows): Lekius says, "Wtf was that?"

Aliod Feyranti says to you, "What the Nil was that?"

A wry smile spreads across your face.

You say to Aliod, "It's not that easy, being green."
Ardmore2010-04-24 13:30:34
>.> Did you just quote yourself?
Lendren2010-04-24 14:02:38
I've been teasing Chalcedony for not making that joke.
Jazella2010-04-24 16:21:59

<>: Placeus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I managed to lose my robes in the revolt today."

<>: You say, "So THATS how Celest won..."

<>: Placeus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Was very embarassing preaching about the light to orcs, wearing nothing but a zealous expression."

<>: Placeus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It was soon after that that Halli pulled out."


Oh so many ways to take this...
Dynami2010-04-24 18:46:50
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readlog celest
2010/04/24 07:13:56 - Lukaret is now known as Gaga.

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Aoife2010-04-24 19:04:45
QUOTE (Dynami @ Apr 24 2010, 02:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Oh man. I demand to know if it comes with a crazy hairstyle and/or kermit dress.
chalraes2010-04-24 19:18:45
QUOTE (Enero @ Apr 23 2010, 05:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This I found just hilarious:

Ryboi D'Varden has just filled the vacant position as Champion of Shofangi.


Yeah, well... We only have 5 active members, and only three of them are combatants at this time. Ryboi just happened to be the best one not in a leadership position already, and able to contest.

Also, found this to be somewhat amusing:
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Message #306 Sent by: Ryboi
04/24 19:01 "If you go for Gm we would be the ultimate team!"

Ryboi has just left you message #307.

readmsg 307
Message #307 Sent by: Ryboi
04/24 19:02 "We would work in perfect harmony!"

msg ryboi Stop. You're making it sound gay
You sent the following message to Ryboi: Stop. You're making it sound gay
Ryboi would like you to know that: Urazial died to the martial prowess of Sibuna Ryboi D'Varden, The
Impatient Monk.

readmsg 308
Message #308 Sent by: Ryboi
04/24 19:02 "Haha. It would be quite cool though. I would love to be GM one gay."
Dynami2010-04-24 19:39:01
QUOTE (Aoife @ Apr 24 2010, 03:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh man. I demand to know if it comes with a crazy hairstyle and/or kermit dress.

Psh, I wish. But I am sure there is a Lady GaGa emoticon somehwere here.... pokerface.gif (It's called pokerface)
Unknown2010-04-24 20:46:35
QUOTE (Chalraes @ Apr 24 2010, 02:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
readmsg 307
Message #307 Sent by: Ryboi
04/24 19:02 "We would work in perfect harmony!"


Alllwaaays I wanna be with you, and make believe with you and live in harmony, harmony, harmony.....



<.< I'm sorry that just for some reason reminded me of it.
Unknown2010-04-24 21:39:23
QUOTE (Sarvasti @ Apr 24 2010, 04:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Alllwaaays I wanna be with you, and make believe with you and live in harmony, harmony, harmony.....



<.< I'm sorry that just for some reason reminded me of it.


...-runs off to play Robot Unicorn Attack-
Unknown2010-04-24 23:06:10
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Lawliet tells you, "Sorry, was killing mutant turtles..."


YOU KILLED LEONARDO!