Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Rael2010-04-25 00:16:50
catalogue subject OVERLY-DEMANDING-EASILY-INSULTED-THIN-FURRED-SULKING-OTTER
Placeus2010-04-25 01:02:07
QUOTE (Dynami @ Apr 25 2010, 06:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Psh, I wish. But I am sure there is a Lady GaGa emoticon somehwere here.... pokerface.gif (It's called pokerface)


Your pokerface, I can't read it. quickexit.gif
Arin2010-04-25 01:06:18
(Celest): You say, "Two orclachs are sitting on a bench by the Inner Sea. One
orclach asks, "Is the moon closer or is Magnagora?" and the other one
replies, "Well, can you -see- Magnagora from here?!""

A loud, heavy groan echoes across the aether.
Lillie2010-04-25 02:21:34
QUOTE
(Serenwilde): Toma (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Maybe the old cookie trail to a pit trap..."
Shaddus2010-04-25 04:25:33
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A ravenous, four-eyed dragon turtle has rent Mirami into ribbons of mutilated flesh.


Best deathsense ever.

EDIT:Almost.

QUOTE
Aerys has been consumed by a great blob of scabrous and viridescent tissue that has begun to fill the depths of the Inner Sea.
Mirami2010-04-25 04:31:50
Huh, that doesn't really match up with what I saw:

QUOTE
A ravenous, four-eyed dragon turtle opens her gigantic maw and a cone of superheated water rushes out, scalding you horribly.
You have been slain by a ravenous, four-eyed dragon turtle.
You become visible once more.
You come back into focus as the blur illusion vanishes.
The corpse of a ravenous, four-eyed dragon turtle falls out of your inventory.


Excellent deathsights, but at least they should match!

QUOTE (Idea for deathsight)
Mirami has been vaporized by a ravenous, four-eyed dragon turtle.
Unknown2010-04-25 04:51:27
QUOTE
Professor Gargle von Fixit sticks a finger in his ear and digs about, finally producing a lump of ear wax. With a furtive glance about, he sticks out his tongue and tentatively places it on the tip. Quickly, he pulls his tongue back in, chews, then swallows.

Professor Gargle von Fixit says, "As I vas saying. Great gnome mind - never seen zem before."
Kaalak2010-04-25 05:31:00
Re: Neerth Statue

QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Apr 20 2010, 08:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How have I never seen this?


Yeah I'm glad we finally got that through. I don't recall which admin I worked with (Older Terentia or Eventru) but we had to special order it and get all three guild leaders to approve it.

I thought it was a good idea to quietly put it somewhere and see who noticed it.

Neerth totally deserved it and was utterly surprised to see it.

Good times. ohyeah.gif
Siam2010-04-25 07:57:11
QUOTE (Rael @ Apr 25 2010, 08:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
catalogue subject OVERLY-DEMANDING-EASILY-INSULTED-THIN-FURRED-SULKING-OTTER


I miss Seothanis.
Kiradawea2010-04-25 11:35:05
QUOTE (Kaalak @ Apr 25 2010, 07:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Re: Neerth Statue



Yeah I'm glad we finally got that through. I don't recall which admin I worked with (Older Terentia or Eventru) but we had to special order it and get all three guild leaders to approve it.

I thought it was a good idea to quietly put it somewhere and see who noticed it.

Neerth totally deserved it and was utterly surprised to see it.

Good times. ohyeah.gif

That statue has been there a LOOOOONG time. Long before Eventru. It was around when I was just a wee newbie.
Nariah2010-04-25 13:50:47
QUOTE (Kaalak @ Apr 25 2010, 07:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Re: Neerth Statue



Yeah I'm glad we finally got that through. I don't recall which admin I worked with (Older Terentia or Eventru) but we had to special order it and get all three guild leaders to approve it.

I thought it was a good idea to quietly put it somewhere and see who noticed it.

Neerth totally deserved it and was utterly surprised to see it.

Good times. ohyeah.gif

whatthe.gif dazed.gif

Totally need a statue of myself in the Nihilists! quiet.gif suspicious.gif evil.gif
Unknown2010-04-25 15:25:48
QUOTE (Nariah @ Apr 25 2010, 09:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
whatthe.gif dazed.gif

Totally need a statue of myself in the Nihilists! quiet.gif suspicious.gif evil.gif

You HAVE been GM practically since I started playing...
ongaku2010-04-25 17:04:29
Zasha was trying to figure out IC if she could cure Ongaku's toxic shock...

QUOTE
Mystagogue Zasha Mak'Reya, Keeper of the Black Tomes says, "Lets see..."

Zasha takes a deck of Tarot cards from a leather backpack.

Zasha takes a deck of Tarot cards from a leather backpack.

Zasha takes a deck of Tarot cards from a leather backpack.

Zasha takes a deck of Tarot cards from a leather backpack.

Zasha takes a deck of Tarot cards from a leather backpack.

Zasha takes a deck of Tarot cards from a leather backpack.

Zasha takes a deck of Tarot cards from a leather backpack.

Zasha takes a deck of Tarot cards from a leather backpack.

Zasha takes a deck of Tarot cards from a leather backpack.

Zasha takes a deck of Tarot cards from a leather backpack.

Zasha shuffles one tarot card with the image of the Healer out of her deck.

You blink.

You say, "Damn."

You say, "That's a lotta decks."

Tyrad, Protector of the Stones says, "I just heard that wrong."
Unknown2010-04-25 18:23:41
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Force Commander Incabulos Oubliette, the Indigo Eschaton says, "Oh. Flowers."

Incabulos slips into a pink carnation.

Incabulos slips into a yellow lily.

Incabulos slips into a yellow lily.

Incabulos slips into a tiger lily.

Incabulos slips into a vibrant sunflower.

Incabulos slips into a purple tulip.

Incabulos slips into a vibrant sunflower.

Incabulos slips into a delicate iris.

Incabulos slips into a cool tulip of dusk.

Incabulos slips into a yellow lily.

Incabulos slips into a cool tulip of dusk.

Incabulos slips into a striped orchid.

Incabulos slips into a bunch of yellow freesias.

Incabulos slips into a bright yellow rose.

Incabulos slips into a yellow lily.

Incabulos slips into a tiger lily.

Incabulos slips into a delicate iris.

Incabulos slips into a twilight blue rose.

Incabulos slips into a striped orchid.

Incabulos slips into a vibrant sunflower.

Incabulos slips into a bunch of yellow freesias.

Incabulos slips into a cluster of snapdragons.

Incabulos slips into a warm tulip of dawn.

Incabulos slips into a brilliant white rose.

Incabulos slips into a delicate iris.

Incabulos slips into a brilliant white rose.

Incabulos slips into a cool tulip of dusk.

Incabulos slips into a tiger lily.

Incabulos slips into a midnight black rose.

Incabulos slips into a bunch of yellow freesias.

Incabulos slips into a twilight blue rose.

Incabulos slips into a twilight blue rose.

Incabulos slips into a warm tulip of dawn.

Incabulos slips into a striped orchid.

Incabulos slips into a purple tulip.

Incabulos slips into a tiger lily.

Incabulos slips into a vibrant sunflower.

Incabulos slips into a pink carnation.

Incabulos slips into a brilliant white rose.

Incabulos slips into a twilight blue rose.

Incabulos slips into a pink carnation.

Incabulos slips into a midnight black rose.

Incabulos slips into a cool tulip of dusk.

Incabulos slips into a delicate iris.

Incabulos slips into a cluster of snapdragons.

Incabulos slips into a midnight black rose.

Leta blinks.

Incabulos dances about in utter glee.

You say, "Dear lord."

Ennoea blinks.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Force Commander Incabulos Oubliette, the Indigo Eschaton laughingly says, "I
feel pretty."
Lawliet2010-04-25 19:12:42
Re: Flower Power.

Wow...
Sylphas2010-04-25 19:34:00
It's just not as pretty without the exotic Maylean flowers.
Aerotan2010-04-25 19:51:47
Is he pretending to be a shrub or something..? Wearing that many flowers, he should be allowed to RUSTLE...
Unknown2010-04-25 23:08:58
QUOTE
Derrial, the grand lyrebird snarls at you as you approach.


twitch.gif Since when can birds snarl?
Unknown2010-04-25 23:12:27
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Apr 25 2010, 07:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
twitch.gif Since when can birds snarl?


Probably around the same time birds learned to grin and smile!
Arix2010-04-25 23:46:36
Someone powerful says, "The Facility has finished its investigation into the
criminal activity that led to the dumping of toxic waste in the oceans within
the Basin of Life."
Professor Gargle von Fixit exclaims, "That screwdriver's a special one, an
emergency tool for all of our expeditionary crews - it'll take you to the
Facility. Just... Just don't get in the way there, alright? There's important
business going on!"

Captain Girda Starhopper says, "The Facility has finished its investigation
into the criminal activity that led to the dumping of toxic waste in the oceans
within the Basin of Life."