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Unknown2009-11-23 06:25:31
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(Market): Ranadae says, "Seeking a tailor."

You tell Director Ranadae d'Murani, Epicurean Ripost, "Yes?"

Ranadae tells you, "I love you too, dear."

Ranadae tells you, "Hrm."

Ranadae tells you, "You weren't supposed to hear that."

Ranadae tells you, "Forget it immediately and come mend my clothing."

You tell Director Ranadae d'Murani, Epicurean Ripost, "If my being a tailor qualifies me as being loved and a dear to you..."
Ranadae tells you, "It does."
Fern2009-11-23 23:19:17
Fitzcamlin tells you, "I am so glad I was not fated to be a Blacktalon. I'm not sure I can stomach locusts. Though, I suppose the act of having to vomit them forth implies that being able to stomach them isn't entirely necessary."

I love this guy.
Esano2009-11-24 04:53:34
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(College): Shlurk says, "Effervescent? What am I, a soft drink?"
Shaddus2009-11-24 05:27:30
Get done bashing on astral, and I decide I need better robes. I head to the Aetherport to check the shops...

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Antechamber in the Necropolis.
You see exits leading northeast, northwest, down, and in.
4720h, 4380m, 2795e, 10p, esilrxkb<>-{d}|Safe||Mana: 9|
in
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--- the Portals of Magnagora ----- 1:-3:0 ---
The Portals of Magnagora.
A painting of a wight is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. There is an aetherways portal here.
You see a single exit leading out.
4720h, 4379m, 2795e, 10p, esilrxkb<>-{d}|Safe||Mana: -1|
portal enter wyrm
You portal to The Aether Wyrm.
This room has not been mapped.
Heart of the Wyrm.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading north, southeast, down (closed door), and in (open door).
4720h, 4376m, 2795e, 10p, esilrxkb<>-{d}|Safe||Mana: -3|
wares robe
The Aether Wyrm launches into the aetherways.
4720h, 4375m, 2795e, 10p, esilrxkb<>-{d}|Safe||Mana: -1|
Proprietor: The Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Guardian of the Flame.
--------(Item)-------(Description)----------------------------(Stock)-(Price)-
4720h, 4374m, 2795e, 10p, esilrxkb<>-{d}|Safe||Mana: -1|
qw
Callise, Ixchilgal, Nikel, Shaddus, Zada.
(*) Currently, there are 5 Lusternians on this Plane and 85 on other Planes.
4720h, 4372m, 2795e, 10p, esilrxkb<>-{d}|Safe||Mana: -2|
A school of burning pyrinnes twists about itself in the aether, creating a churning sheet of aetheric energy that flies out towards The Aether Wyrm, narrowly missing.


Ooops?
Unknown2009-11-24 10:01:02
To introduce you to what is going on here without having you read a long conversation, Iytha and I were discussing the concept of Ascendants. I was struck by the seeming disparity between how easily a shard, being a tiny fraction of a Divine, is elevated so highly by Vernal Ascension (in the long run, the rather small expenditure of a million power, especially if doing so would give the power of a Vernal God) when the Threshold Abyss is no longer in play. Lord Elostian had just made a rather good point about how allowing a shard to reach the Immanidivinus is a rather massive change to them in the first place. Hilarity ensues.


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(Urynmal eya Llanitha): You say, "Good point. It's just to my mind it would be like one flake off one of my scales suddenly gaining power rivaling my own for about 100 gold pieces."
3653h, 3324m, 2946e, 10p, 15835en, 14890w ex-


(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Elostian says, "Do you gain your power from one-hundred gold pieces?"
3653h, 3324m, 2946e, 10p, 15835en, 14890w ex-


(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Iytha says, "That example be possible to do, given the proper proceedures. And assuming that we kill the original you first, as occurs with splintering."
3653h, 3324m, 2946e, 10p, 15835en, 14890w ex-


(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Iytha says, "Could be an experiment in that."
3653h, 3324m, 2946e, 10p, 15835en, 14890w ex-


Reality reels violently and a scream of utter anguish echoes through the aether.
The will of Elostian descends on the vicinity and you have a short moment to register your predicament before reality begins to churn wildly and opens up to reveal the utter emptiness of the Void. You reel on the edge of infinity for the briefest of an instant while parts of your body are stripped away and disappear into the blackness, causing you to scream in agony. Suddenly the rift closes again, saving you from certain death.
sip health
1827h, 1662m, 1473e, 10p, 15835en, 14890w ex-

You take a drink from a ruby vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2433h, 1662m, 1473e, 10p, 15835en, 14890w ex-


You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
sip mana
2433h, 1662m, 1473e, 10p, 15835en, 14890w ex-

You take a drink from a sapphire vial.
Your mind feels stronger and more alert.
2433h, 2140m, 1473e, 10p, 15835en, 14890w ex-


You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
sip health
2433h, 2140m, 1473e, 10p, 15835en, 14890w ex-

You take a drink from a ruby vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
3061h, 2140m, 1473e, 10p, 15835en, 14890w ex-


You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
sip mana
3061h, 2140m, 1473e, 10p, 15835en, 14890w ex-

You take a drink from a sapphire vial.
Your mind feels stronger and more alert.
3061h, 2746m, 1473e, 10p, 15835en, 14890w ex-


(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Elostian says, "Oh, I am sorry, am I getting ahead of Myself again?"



Thus, boys and girls, we learn that seeking empirical evidence on a theory one may hold is not always the best choice for one's health.
Xenthos2009-11-25 01:26:42
(The Shadow Court): Shuyin (from the Shadowvale Arena) says, "Rad garghoul now."
7695h, 7911m, 6662e, 10p, 25145en, 26660w elrxk<>-
(The Shadow Court): Shuyin (from the Shadowvale Arena) says, "Wisp garghoul now."

That poor garghoul does not know what waits for it in the Shadowvale Arena. sad.gif
Unknown2009-11-25 02:31:07
QUOTE (munsia @ Nov 22 2009, 04:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He is a nimble faeling and a strong Male figure muscle bound, and big standing about 6'2 showing he has a good amount of strength in him.

Isn't that Krin?

Also! Just so I don't get in trouble.
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Moralis tells you, "Is the F word Fain?"
Moralis tells you, "Cause that'd be just plain narsty."
Moralis tells you, "Missssssss."


shocked.gif Don't wannnaaa know the context.

Eventru2009-11-25 23:48:56
Keep it on topic, kids. Please don't make me pull this thread over.
Unknown2009-11-26 01:08:13
You lucky little snugglypop! An iron ticket materializes in your hand! freaked.gif
You lucky little puppy! An iron ticket materializes in your hand!
You lucky little cookie! An iron ticket materializes in your hand!
Unknown2009-11-26 06:01:55
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You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick mixed vegetable spring rolls.
The vegetables are fresh and the sauce is perfect, not too sweet.
It is a healthy meal and is poisoned for instant death.


Lovely to know the oxymorons are still alive and well.
Jael2009-11-26 15:57:38
Prior to this, I hear he's visiting the Demon Lords. So I head up to Nil, tell him about some of them, and point out that Gorgthulhu will probably eat him if he does anything dumb. I leave, and shortly after:

Shlurk tells you, "So Lord Gorgulu' s all "Plague!" And I'm all "Lich!""

...two minutes later...

Shlurk tells you, "Ow. I'm not sure grovelling to Lord Gorgulu was such a good idea."

You tell Kyoodai Shlurk, Apprentice of the Way, "..."

Shlurk tells you, "He was all "Tentacles!" And I was all "Dying!""
Kiradawea2009-11-26 23:49:37
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Tell kiradawea See you around.
Talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity.

Yeah... I did. I really am crazy.
Mirami2009-11-27 05:32:40
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Eliron tells you, "I come from a creepy forest where the hedges are equal-opportunity attackers and try to strangle old and young alike. Will you trade with me?"



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Merik2009-11-27 09:18:19
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A sparkling wind blows in from the south.

Oh hey I think this is a manifestation or something, let's target it to find out!

You attempt the Kata form of bashing.
You lose 2 momentum.
A Manifestation of the Dreaming ducks under an iron nekai as you take a swing at him.
Slashing viciously at a Manifestation of the Dreaming, you rend him with an iron nekai.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
You twist and aim a kick at a Manifestation of the Dreaming, but he jumps back and out of the way.
Your momentum increases.

You lack the ability to initiate a new form with any limbs off balance.
6043h, 5646m, 7027e, 10p, 23841en, 26140w, 2mo exk-
A Manifestation of the Dreaming surrounds you with a sparkling whirlwind that scours your skin.
You twist aside, deflecting part of the attack.
4786h, 5646m, 7027e, 10p, 23841en, 26140w, 2mo exk-

Oh ok not too bad I can do thi

5143h, 5646m, 7027e, 10p, 23809en, 26140w, 4mo exk-
A Manifestation of the Dreaming momentarily solidifies into a ball of blinding white light, which envelops you in a blaze of excruciating fire that pierces your mind with thousands of tiny needles.
1533h, 5646m, 7027e, 10p, 23809en, 26140w, 4mo exk-

OH GOD RUN AWAY ABORT ABORT
Munsia2009-11-27 21:48:24
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Squeezing between cargo crates.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water.
There are no obvious exits.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.


You spread your arms wide, and the air between your hands begins to warp and twist as you bore a hole through the fabric of the planes, seeking to ascend to the Divine Havens.



You have recovered equilibrium.



A beatific cherub giggles and squeals before hugging you.
A beatific cherub exclaims, "I love you, Munsia!"



A beatific cherub giggles and squeals before hugging you.
A beatific cherub exclaims, "I love you, Munsia!"


and after returning to continue complaining...
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You calmly step through a twisting archway of white gold and emerald vines, the shroud of golden light enveloping you. Your vision is filled with swirling ribbons and whorls of ivory and liquid light, while the whole of your being is drenched and enraptured in a salubrious warmth. Suddenly you emerge onto an island of golden sand midst an aquamarine sea, the rich, dawn-coloured sky looming overhead.
The Fulcrux of Eventru.
A large, bare-chested man fashioned of ivory and gold rests upon a marble throne here, His imperious gaze set out across the sands. A twisting archway of white gold wreathed in emerald vines rests at one end of the island, its surface shrouded with the same light as the sky. Thesia Cylys, the white tiger prowls here quietly.
You see a single exit leading through a twisting archway of white gold wreathed in emerald vines.
5410h, 6600m, 5700e, 10p, 24892en, 30900w esSilrkd<>-


You have recovered balance on all limbs.
5410h, 6600m, 5700e, 10p, 24900en, 30900w esSilrxkd<>-

Your order is obeyed.
Thesia Cylys, the white tiger obediently falls into line behind you.
5410h, 6600m, 5700e, 10p, 24900en, 30900w esSilrxkd<>-


A beatific cherub giggles and squeals before hugging you.
A beatific cherub exclaims, "I love you, Munsia!"
5410h, 6600m, 5700e, 10p, 24900en, 30900w esSilrxkd<>-


A beatific cherub giggles and squeals before hugging you.
A beatific cherub exclaims, "I love you, Munsia!"
5410h, 6600m, 5700e, 10p, 24900en, 30900w esSilrxkd<>-


A beatific cherub giggles and squeals before hugging you.
A beatific cherub exclaims, "I love you, Munsia!"


^x50.....HELP SPAM buddy.



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A chamber of golden sand and warm light.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land.
You see exits leading north, east, and south.



and thus Eventru wins by default.....removing his entrance!
Dynami2009-11-28 00:29:27
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Razenth tells you, "Communes are hax >:(."


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Kaia2009-11-28 06:43:06
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Celina Thorneye, the Heartless says to you, "You interrupted me, you uncultured swine."

You grunt a bit and then let out a loud 'OINK!' at Celina.

You say, "I wasn't aware you spoke a second language...or even a first, for that matter."

You say, "Your type are prone to rutting grunts and flapping your fat around."

Celina Thorneye, the Heartless says to you, "I'd bitchslap you to Celestia, but frankly it is more of a sport to chase around rats than your gimpy rear end."

Celina Thorneye, the Heartless says to you, "I've had heartburn that was a bigger challenge than you."

You say, "Your poor diet and constipation have little to do with me. When you are unbound, perhaps you will find you can lift your leg high enough to make good on your threat and at least attempt to kick me..elsewhere."

You say, "Until then, I recommend fish oil and a good deal of squatting."
Lawliet2009-11-28 12:12:22
(Ship): Ayden says, "Karibidean."


(Ship): Kiradawea says, "Joy.."


(Ship): You say, "Ah, marvelous."


(Ship): Ayden says, "Just keep it in the shockwaves."


(Ship): You say, "Wont be as bad this time."


Stormscape reels as a vortex karibidean shreds deep rends through her hull.
Stormscape suddenly collapses on herself!
Stormscape has been destroyed by a vortex karibidean.
Glevich has died in the imploded wreckage of Stormscape.
Margus has died in the imploded wreckage of Stormscape.
Ikkan has died in the imploded wreckage of Stormscape.
Ayden has died in the imploded wreckage of Stormscape.
Kiradawea has died in the imploded wreckage of Stormscape.
Stormscape implodes and your body is instantly torn apart by the unstable reality of the Aetherways.
You have been slain by misadventure.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.
» Kills: 0 Deaths: 4 (misadventure)





Made me giggle, seeing as I said it wouldn't be as bad only half a second before we died tongue.gif
Asin2009-11-28 19:33:58
EPIC

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Celina has been slain in the Klangratch Tournies by Haruspex Azoth Nae'blis.
5043h, 4998m, 4467e, 10p, 20410en, 22974w esSilrxkdb-

Celina Thorneye, the Heartless has stopped her own heart, killing herself instantly.
You see the death occur at the spectator stands of the Klangratch Tournies.
5043h, 4998m, 4467e, 10p, 20410en, 22974w esSilrxkdb-


laugh.gif
Unknown2009-11-29 02:54:40
Deven tells you, "Ok then next time w fight i will just sit outside your meld untill we time out."

You tell Dilettante Deven, "Alright, then you'll just never learn how to fight."

Deven tells you, "And you will?"

You tell Dilettante Deven, "Apparently I already do."

Deven tells you, "Heh heh heh apperently you do not in a real fight you would have to set your meld while someone attacked you."

Deven tells you, "And not just sit inside the center of a demesne and do nothing."

*headscratch*