Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Siam2009-11-29 06:15:18
(Ship): Shuyin says, "It's okay guys, I am a professional."

In Shuyin we trust.
Llandros2009-11-30 01:41:07
Estarra's voice shatters the cosmic equilibrium, "After flipping me the bird several times, Hoku actually won the coin flip!"
Shaddus2009-11-30 06:15:41
Talking about Celina:
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Unblooded Kalin says, "She kind of scares me. Like in that way you dread being kissed by your gramma in front of your friends."
Kiradawea2009-11-30 15:37:02
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Upon the Starlit Eternity.
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A baby rat noses its way cautiously out of the shadows.

Rats are more epic than the average Lusternian!
Harkux2009-12-01 07:23:54
Gregori Mes'ard says, "My brother rides the short horsecart to work."
Siam2009-12-01 07:53:34
Where is old Morgpie, eh?""

-Kalikai wub.gif
Harkux2009-12-01 08:00:43
Serynwodenhillirim!
Gregori2009-12-01 08:05:44
(***): Caedwyn says, "Lisaera doesn't swallow?"
(***): Caedwyn says, "At least we know why Fain isn't nailing her anymore."
Kaia2009-12-02 01:02:48
You tell Ser Shuyin, Savant of Swords, "I am proud of my future husband. He did not die."

Literally .5 seconds later..

Shuyin has been cut down by a monstrous lobstrosity.

You tell Ser Shuyin, Savant of Swords, "......"
Nori2009-12-02 19:08:21

(Glomdoring): Sylvanis says, "Dark Tidings."
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(Glomdoring): Desitrus (from the Aetherways) says, "Bleakest black ebony greetings to you as well."
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(Glomdoring): Ishant says, "That's uplifting."
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(Glomdoring): Desitrus (from the Aetherways) says, "It wasn't supposed to be, it was supposed to linger on your soul like thick pick fort lingers between your teeth."
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(Glomdoring): Toracu says, "Very depressing, I like it."
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(Glomdoring): Desitrus (from the Aetherways) says, "Or without the astral insanity, thick pork fat."
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(Glomdoring): Ishant says, "I figured as much."
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You tell Daringly Dashing Desitrus, Destroyer of Dreamweavers, "Can't scare away my butterflies and rainbows!"
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Desitrus tells you, "I can, but it requires a full moon, two horses, a mammoth, and a raven's feather."

You tell Daringly Dashing Desitrus, Destroyer of Dreamweavers, "I understand the meaning of full moon, the horses, and the raven's feather, but.. why a mammoth?"
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Desitrus tells you, "Because Boosh would not like to be left out."
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Mihewi2009-12-02 21:03:04
Snagged from somebody's description...

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Though he looks human, to your surprise he looks exactly like a squirrel.


*head tilt*
Everiine2009-12-03 02:13:07
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Message #12 Sent by: (system)
12/01 03:09 "Aiyana has declared you a formal enemy of the Hartstone Guild for this reason: 'Was not supposed to be unenemied'."

Message #13 Sent by: (system)
12/01 03:09 "Aiyana has branded you an enemy of the Great Spirit of White Hart."

Message #14 Sent by: (system)
12/01 05:28 "Fern has declared that you are, hereafter, no longer a formal enemy of the Hartstone Guild."

Message #15 Sent by: (system)
12/01 05:28 "Fern has forgiven you of enemy status to the Great Spirit of White Hart."

Message #16 Sent by: (system)
12/01 05:37 "Aiyana has declared you a formal enemy of the Hartstone Guild for this reason: 'Since the Heiress decided, once again, to unenemy an enemy of the guild without discussing anything with the Triumverate, Everiine will, yet again, be enemied, as he is supposed to be.'."

Message #17 Sent by: (system)
12/01 05:37 "Aiyana has branded you an enemy of the Great Spirit of White Hart."

Message #18 Sent by: (system)
12/01 05:50 "Fern has declared that you are, hereafter, no longer a formal enemy of the Hartstone Guild."

Message #19 Sent by: (system)
12/01 05:51 "Fern has forgiven you of enemy status to the Great Spirit of White Hart."

Message #20 Sent by: (system)
12/01 06:01 "Aiyana has declared you a formal enemy of the Hartstone Guild for this reason:

Message #21 Sent by: (system)
12/01 06:01 "Aiyana has branded you an enemy of the Great Spirit of White Hart."

Message #22 Sent by: (system)
12/01 06:06 "Fern has declared that you are, hereafter, no longer a formal enemy of the Hartstone Guild."

Message #23 Sent by: (system)
12/01 06:06 "Fern has forgiven you of enemy status to the Great Spirit of White Hart."

Message #28 Sent by: (system)
12/01 09:17 "Fern has declared you a formal enemy of the Hartstone Guild for this reason: 'My temper has blinded me to the fact that I did not go through the proper channels.'."

Message #29 Sent by: (system)
12/01 09:17 "Fern has branded you an enemy of the Great Spirit of White Hart."

Message #30 Sent by: Fern
12/01 09:18 "Please forgive me, I have made a spectacle of this whole situation."


Sheesh, my internet crashes for one day, and the Drama Llama invades again! biggrin.gif

Nori2009-12-03 08:22:30

(*): Tervic says, "What's this?"
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(*): Tervic says, "Er, mis."
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(*): Narynth says, "This is the *. We use it for combat and such."
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(*): Celina says, "And the occasional tea party Shuyin hosts."
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(*): Tervic says, "Yes, I know."
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(*): Tervic says, "Tea party? Nobody ever told me about those."
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(*): You say, "Ooh! Tea party?"
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(*): Tervic says, "Clearly I'm not loved."
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(*): Celina says, "Well, yes. He likes to dress up and prefers if you call him Mr. Perriwinkle during these parties though."
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(*): Saaga says, "Oh but dear Tervic, you are."
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(*): Tervic says, "Ah. I'll remember this for the future."
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(*): Talan says, "Shuyin, is this true?"
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(*): Shuyin says, "I've no idea."
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(*): Shuyin says, "But let's move on!"
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(*): Celina says, "His sunflower dress really shows off his legs."
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Kaia2009-12-03 08:24:46
Merik is abused. Again.
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(*): You say, "Merik, we just voted you out of the clan."
(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "Anything else happen."
(*): You say, "Say your goodbyes."
(*): Nienla says, "It's true."
(*): Merik says, "Ok, bye."
(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "What an emo."
(*): Saaga says, "Uh oh!"
(*): You say, "Yes, Merik is quite the emo."
(*): Merik says, "(see, Narynth is such a b****)"
(*): Shuyin says, "Narynth calls you Meriqq when you're not logged in."
(*): You say, "Someone pooka Merik to emote slits his wrists."
(*): You say, "I do not."
(*): Merik says, "It's ok, I wouldn't expect anything nice or polite out of Narynth."
(*): You say, "Now Shuy is being inflammatory."
(*): You say, "What?!"
(*): You say, "I'm nice sometimes."
(*): Merik says, "I'm bout to start killing pookas."
(*): Merik says, "Knock it off."
(*): Tervic says, "I hate pookas."
(*): You say, "ROFL."
(*): Celina says, "You order a pooka bound in shadows entity to manipulate Merik. Merik slits his wrists."
(*): You say, "<3 whomever did that."
(*): Merik says, "Yes, ***** hilarious."
(*): You say, "Okay Celina."
(*): Merik says, "Now knock it off."
(*): Celina says, "You order a pooka bound in shadows entity to manipulate Merik. Merik bleeds all over the ground."
(*): You say, "You have proven yourself worthy."
(*): Nienla says, "*pooka Merik*."
(*): Celina says, "You order a pooka bound in shadows entity to manipulate Merik. Merik paints his fingernails black and broods in a corner."
Unknown2009-12-03 21:57:23
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.....powerful legs and an eye-catching butt.......His tail swishes haughtily, and his eyes are hooded, like one who is convinced that he is the most awesome thing in the Basin


..it made me laugh too much.
Unknown2009-12-04 02:24:21
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(*): Shuyin says, "??"
(*): Nienla says, "Hi Shuyin."
(*): Shuyin says, "What."
(*): You say, "Shuyin, you're wearing a thong now. A Wyrden Thong of Carcer."
(*): Shuyin says, "How do I work it."
(*): Narynth says, "Rofl."
(*): Merik says, "Bad ried."
(*): Narynth says, "Snap the band a few times, you'll figure it out, Shuy."
(*): Nienla says, "You have to pelvic thrust, Shuyin."
(*): Nienla says, "With your hands on your waist."
(*): Talan says, "Wear thong, hipthrust."
(*): Nienla says, "And the thong will activate."
(*): Narynth says, "It will glow a bright pink."
(*): Nienla says, "And try as they might, they will not be able to run from the thong."
(*): Merik says, "It's a good thing I don't know what Shuyin actually looks like, or this would be disturbing."
(*): Ragniliff (from the Aetherways) says, "Shuyin thrusts his hips wildly at Romero, and blue shafts of light cover all exits as a disco ball descends from the heavens."
Arix2009-12-04 09:49:45
(Glomdoring): Carmine says, "Did we lose the map recently?"
(Glomdoring): Narynth says, "Yes."
(Glomdoring): Talan says, "Just a moment ago."
(Glomdoring): Shuyin says, "It will be retrieved as soon as things quiet
down."
(Glomdoring): Talan says, "Thank you, we all do appreciate it."
(Glomdoring): Carmine says, "Yes, thank you!"
(Glomdoring): Talan says, "Except for maybe Celina, I heard her say it
looked shabby."
(Glomdoring): Talan says, "But the rest of us, yes."
(Glomdoring): Celina says, "What."
(Glomdoring): Narynth says, "Celina is hardly in the position to talk of
things looking shabby, I think!"
(Glomdoring): Narynth says, "Oh goodness, pardon that."
(Glomdoring): Celina says, "Silence or I'll throw you out of your nest,
bird brain."
(Glomdoring): Talan says, "Clearly she is simply complementing a
resemblance to her mother."
(Glomdoring): Celina says, "My brother was a gorgeous woman, I'll have
you know."
(Glomdoring): Celina says, "Er."
(Glomdoring): Celina says, "Oh dear."
(Glomdoring): Celina says, "Mother."
(Glomdoring): Veroryn says, "Wow. That's awkward."
(Glomdoring): Nori says, "I hope your bro-mother doesn't find out."
(Glomdoring): Talan says, "I was referring to 'bird brain'. Given your
Regent is a trill, I am choosing to assume it was only a polite thing
you just said."
(Glomdoring): Narynth says, "Of course it was. Celina is nothing but
complementary toward our lovely, unaesthetically impaired family."
(Glomdoring): Celina says, "Sure, compliment. Whatever gets me in less
trouble."
(Glomdoring): Veroryn says, "If we are tying to avoid trouble, I'd
suggest silence on all parties or our Regent'll kick us all out."
(Glomdoring): Talan says, "Probably not."
(Glomdoring): Veroryn says, "Note the 'probably'!"
(Glomdoring): Talan says, "I do like the title, and rely on your hard
effort to sate this vanity."
(Glomdoring): Talan says, "Though I suppose Seneschal would suit as well.
Just so long as we do not go back to this horrible 'Marshall'"
Jael2009-12-04 20:39:17
Aois-Dana Kalas Llandros, Cacophony Incarnate says, "You turned me into a dirty old man."

You say, "I did nothing of the sort!"

"Hmph!" you snort.

Llandros becomes overwhelmed by it all and faints.

Aois-Dana Kalas Llandros, Cacophony Incarnate says, "Ow!, my hip!"
Seraku2009-12-05 02:42:08
Congarulations to Golgothura of Lusternia who won 500 credits in the twitter contest!
Unknown2009-12-05 06:05:24
(Newbie): * says, "Am I supposed to see an ethereal forest superimposed in the Darwin Caverns?"