I like how Aloysha immediately looked at that site

I know right? I didn't look even after it was revealed to be real (and well, why wouldn't it be, with a name like that?)

The Ur'Guard are big brother.

THOSE IDEA STEALING MOTHER- S.

Instructor Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Why is your boyfriend carrying around a dead virgin?"

EMERGENCY EDIT:

Right, because 'collectivism' and 'ministry of peace' aren't ripping off anything

Not that I've read before.

Audiobooks count.

Ew, Audiobooks.

It's probably good that you are not aware of communism and haven't read/heard 1984 then, I suppose

Also, Azula on robe design

(Adiks): Azula says, "Put nipple tassles."

Viy made me a nekai design that is sweet and awesome, removed the bits that weren't relevant.

(Dead Horse): Akui says, "You realize what this means, right?"
(Dead Horse): Viynain says, "?"
(Dead Horse): Akui says, "Something very relevant."
(Dead Horse): Akui says, "Viynain has Queer Eye for the Monk Dy."

You swing a feral wolf fang shofa at a hulking green weevil. You cut him, opening up deep lacerations.
The blade shears through a hulking green weevil's body, coming clean through the other side with a strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he collapses to the ground.
You have slain a hulking green weevil.
A small quantity of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

Telperion blinks.

You remove 1 coal, bringing the total in the rift to 1952.

You put a piece of coal into an oven.

You light an oven, and work the bellows until the flames burn hotly.

Searching for wood, a giant red weevil wanders into view.

At home in the kitchen, you have no trouble whipping up a toasted weevil sandwich in the oven. There is enough for four portions.

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "You're not going to cook that, are you."

Sylphas peers about himself unscrupulously.

You swing a feral wolf fang shofa at a giant red weevil. You cut him with a light wound.

Looking slightly worried at the situation Telperion quickly hides behind Sylphas.

Its long proboscis detecting some tasty wood, a giant red weevil scuttles out of view.
You swing a feral wolf fang shofa at a giant red weevil. You cut him, leaving a messy gash.

You tilt your head curiously.

High Priest Sylphas Talnara whispers to Telperion, "She makes rat pie, too."

You swing a feral wolf fang shofa at a giant red weevil. You cut him, opening up deep lacerations.
The blade shears through a giant red weevil's body, coming clean through the other side with a strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he collapses to the ground.
You have slain a giant red weevil.

Telperion waves goodbye.

Sylphas waves goodbye at Telperion.

You exclaim, "Wait!"

You pick up the corpse of a hulking green weevil.

At home in the kitchen, you have no trouble whipping up a toasted weevil sandwich in the oven. There is enough for six portions.

You pick up 10 toasted weevil sandwiches from an oven.

You say, "Won't you try some?"

Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth says, "I uh..."

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "I'm a vegetarian, sorry."

Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth says, "I don't eat bugs."

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "As of, uh, about a minute ago."

You say, "They're really tasty!"

Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth turns pale.

Finally! Although, for good taste, you should really only use fat weevils.

Sadie, Ongaku would eat all of those! Sylphas has horrible taste! Acorns are overrated. ><

Weevil juice.

Only real birds eat bugs, not trills.

That's a torture instrument of the salty-sour variety.

Raving Laenaya, Gentlewoman at Heart says, "Instead of saying he had stepped from the portal of fate... he was shat out the mystic hole."

Winnae would like you to know that: Puissant Winnae, he's a hero, gonna chop Glom-do-ring down to zero, gonna mooove, all the lumber, place it in Halli, burn and suffer.


I added a capital H to 'Halli'. <3 Winnae.

Rofl, I sent a message to Winnae once and got that, then sent him another message saying "OMG I love your return message!" XD