Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Unknown2010-05-29 14:57:05
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname @ May 29 2010, 07:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is that an ambient?


Elyonne's zap.
Siam2010-05-29 17:56:14

Yirchi Tsivx says to you, "I call them elephants. They like... they're blue and... sound like frogs..."

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Rave for the admin!
Unknown2010-05-30 21:44:17
Was having issues getting someone to tell me information about the heather needed to prepare one of the meals for the waystations. And then...

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You say, "Heather!"
Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "The heather will crumble if you pick it by
hand."

You say, "Heather!"
Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "The heather will crumble if you pick it by
hand."

You exclaim, "Heather!"
Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "The heather will crumble if you pick it by
hand."

You say, "I can do this all day!"

You glance askance.

You suddenly get the inexplicable urge to ask Bheion about white heather.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say, "Tell me about white heather!"
Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "The heather will crumble if you pick it by
hand."

You say, "Oh noooooo."

You flop down onto the ground.

You say, "That was mean!"

That'll teach you to rely on inexplicable urges.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say, "Looks like I need a new life plan."

Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "You should ask me about herbs, you know."

You say, "Oh yeah?"

You say, "Herbs?"
Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "Who said I was a master of herblore? Well, it
is true."

Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "What is it you wish to know about herbs?"

Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "And white heather, you know."

You say, "I need to know how to pick the heather."

You say, "The white kind, eh."

You say, "That dang ol' white heather."
Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "I use this sickle to gather the white heather.
Here, you may borrow it."
Bheion, an aslaran mystic hands a sickle to you.

You kneel and raise your hands and then sink low to the ground before Bheion, an aslaran mystic, dealing obeisance.
Bheion, an aslaran mystic raises an eyebrow questioningly.

You thank Bheion, an aslaran mystic profusely.
Bheion, an aslaran mystic raises an eyebrow questioningly.

You skip merrily in circles around Bheion, an aslaran mystic.
Bheion, an aslaran mystic raises an eyebrow questioningly.


EDIT: More fun with heather!

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Bheion, an aslaran mystic tells you, "How is that sickle working, you know?"

You tell Bheion, an aslaran mystic, "Well, I appear to be sickle-inept. That or
this is the incorrect gigantic field of heather"

You glance askance.

Bheion, an aslaran mystic tells you, "What is stopping you from just GETting the heather, you know?"

get heather
I see no "heather" to take.

You tell Bheion, an aslaran mystic, "I don't see any, so, this must be the wrong place. But where else is there heather?"

You tell Bheion, an aslaran mystic, "I am SO bad at this oh my goodness"

Bheion, an aslaran mystic tells you, "Oh, some people just aren't herbalists,
you know."

You tell Bheion, an aslaran mystic, "Yeah, I'm one of those people by a pretty
big amount"

You tell Bheion, an aslaran mystic, "This I have learned today"

Bheion, an aslaran mystic tells you, "You want white heather, you know, not
brown heather."

You tell Bheion, an aslaran mystic, "Yeah, that would make sense. It's so dark,
I wasn't sure if it really wasn't white or if I was just crazy"

(a few minutes of me running around later)

Bheion, an aslaran mystic tells you, "You know, you should have found the
heather by now."

Bheion, an aslaran mystic tells you, "I could find it faster, you know."

Bheion, an aslaran mystic tells you, "Birds. They're silly, you know."

You tell Bheion, an aslaran mystic, "You know, like, the heather will crumble if you pick it by hand"

You tell Bheion, an aslaran mystic, "Did you know that? I don't know if you did"

Bheion, an aslaran mystic tells you, "The heather will crumble if you pick it by hand, you know."

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EDIT: Yes this continued on.

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"Ahah!" you exclaim triumphantly.

"Ahah!" you exclaim triumphantly.

"Ahah!" you exclaim triumphantly.

You scoop up a clump of heather.
The heather quickly crumbles beneath your clumsy fingers as you grab it.

use sickle
You have nothing to use.

You swear softly to yourself.

You say, "Heeey, funny story."

You say, "I lost your sickle?"
Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "One needs good tools to cut certain, more
fragile, herbs."

You say, "But I found the heather!"
Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "The heather will crumble if you pick it by
hand."

Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "The heather will crumble if you pick it by
hand."

You twitch spasmodically.

Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "The heather will crumble if you pick it by
hand."

Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "You should ask me about herbs, you know."

You say, "Ok, so, we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say, "I know the drill."

Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "And white heather, you know."

You say, "Asking you about herbs right now."
Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "Who said I was a master of herblore? Well, it
is true."

Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "The heather will crumble if you pick it by
hand."

A slight smile brushes across Bheion's features.
Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "What is it you wish to know about herbs?"

You say, "And now I'm asking you about white heather."
Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "I use this sickle to gather the white heather.
Here, you may borrow it."
Bheion, an aslaran mystic hands a sickle to you.

You say, "And now I am going to get that heather and never have to think about
it again!"

You say, "Except, you know."

You say, "In my nightmares."

Bheion, an aslaran mystic says, "The heather will crumble if you pick it by
hand."

Bheion, an aslaran mystic nods his head sagely.

You whisper, "Oh wait! I don't sleep anymore!"

You say, "I win!"

You smooth back your hair. Damn you're cool.

Bheion, an aslaran mystic tells you, "The heather will crumble if you pick it by hand, you know."

You tell Bheion, an aslaran mystic, "No escape"

I am very amused.

EDIT: My final one on this heather ordeal, I promise.

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You peer at Joric Blande unscrupulously.
Joric Blande says, "I'd offer you some stew but I'm all out of ingredients and
I'm not sure I can get them myself."

You give a sprig of white heather to Joric Blande.
Joric Blande says, "The white heather adds a very delicate flavour to the stew."
Joric Blande hands you a few coins.

Joric Blande drops the heather into a small ceramic container on the counter.

Joric Blande says, "Excellent dear! Everything I need to feed all the tired
travelers."
Joric Blande scrapes cuts of meat from his cutting board into a already boiling
pot of water.

Joric Blande starts to whistle as the water in the pot grows thick from the
meat. With a happy smile he drops in different vegetables and herbs, including
the white heather.

Joric Blande turns down the flame on the stove and takes a wooden bowl off of a
shelf. He quicky ladles stew into the bowl and takes a small taste of it for
himself.

Joric Blande says, "Here we go, a bowl of stew for Sako."
Joric Blande hands the bowl of stew to you.

You tap your fingers together and murmur, "Excellent..."

You ring the bell and the sound loudly resonates for a sizable distance.

A carriage pulled by two dashros arrives here from the east.

The carriage comes to an abrupt halt. A male dracnari steps down from the front
seat of the carriage and opens up the passenger compartment door.

give stew to sako
You hold no "stew".

You say, "I...what?"

(My inventory has no stew, but the heather is back! So I try this again...)

You give a sprig of white heather to Joric Blande.
Joric Blande says, "The white heather adds a very delicate flavour to the stew."
Joric Blande hands you a few coins.

Joric Blande drops the heather into a small ceramic container on the counter.

Joric Blande says, "I still need five kestrel and three sheep for the stew."

You say, "Wait, what?"

(I go back outside, confused.)

Sako Tleem shuts the passenger compartment door and takes the front seat of the
carriage as he prepares to lead the dashros onward.

A carriage pulled by two dashros continues on to the west.

You say, "W-wait, what?"

You laughingly say, "Oh no!"

(Back inside...)

You say, "Ok...what do you need."

You give a pained sigh.

You say, "Stew."
Joric Blande says, "Hmm, I'm going to need some kestrels for meat."

You say, "Uh huh."

You say, "Kestrels eh."
Joric Blande says, "You'd be suprised but the kestrels in the moors make
excellent meat for stew. Three of them is usually enough to make a batch of
stew. They're just tough to catch, try looking in the skies."

You say, "There are kestrels in the moors?"
Joric Blande says, "You'd be suprised but the kestrels in the moors make
excellent meat for stew. Three of them is usually enough to make a batch of
stew. They're just tough to catch, try looking in the skies."

(Didn't know because everything but the heather had been gotten by Leta, who had given up on ever getting any of it.)

You say, "Oh."

You say, "In the skyyyy."

You say, "Right, right."

(I leave to go get kestrels, but before I can...)

A bowl of moors stew flies in and hits you on the head, accompanied by the angry shouts of Joric Blande.

"Eek!" you shout in fright.

You yell, "Thank you!"
Lillie2010-05-31 00:40:24
Not a Lusternian quote in the usual sense, but a quote about Lusternia.

QUOTE
Me:
And I'd play a lot more if the Nihilists weren't so DEAD.
I know!
DARKCHANT RAISEDEAD NIHILISTS! Genius!
She says:
YOU DID IT
YOU'RE A GENIUS
Dynami2010-05-31 01:54:29
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Nicholo wiggles his fingers, and then turns into a statue.

(The Dawneye Tribe): Nicholo says, "... I just got hard?"

(The Dawneye Tribe): Nicholo says, "Marble-hard. *sagenod*."

(The Dawneye Tribe): You say, "..."

(The Dawneye Tribe): Nicholo says, "Is that Glamour even useful, if you even LOOK it dispells."

(The Dawneye Tribe): You say, "It is."

(The Dawneye Tribe): You say, "Puts you out of phase."

(The Dawneye Tribe): You say, "So no one can touch you."

(The Dawneye Tribe): Nicholo says, "... what the hell is the point of being hard when nobody can touch you!"

(The Dawneye Tribe): Nicholo says, "Wait, that sounded wrong..."
Sakr2010-05-31 02:14:57
(Aeromancers): You say, "Someone say a joke."
(Aeromancers): Phoebus says, "A joke."
(Aeromancers): Phoebus says, "Feel free to harm me for that."
(Aeromancers): Sylandra says, "Oh, I can only think of ones other people have heard."
(Aeromancers): You say, "Hmmm."
(Aeromancers): You say, "A Gaudi, mag, seren, and a glom walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Whats this, a joke?""
(Aeromancers): Xaldrin says, "That was horrible."
(Aeromancers): Javek says, "What do you call a faeling psionic who has escaped from custody?"
(Aeromancers): You say, "What?"
(Aeromancers): Javek says, "A small medium at large!"
(Aeromancers): Sylandra says, "Haha, wow."
(Aeromancers): Xanfinro says, "What do you call a Seren druid in Stagform after he sips love potion?"
(Aeromancers): You say, "What?"
(Aeromancers): Phoebus says, "Erm."
(Aeromancers): Xaldrin says, "This does not bode well."
(Aeromancers): Xanfinro says, "Horny."
(Aeromancers): Phoebus says, "I saw that coming and prepared for it."
(Aeromancers): Phoebus says, "Pre-emptive wince!"
gt how do you torture a glom?
(Aeromancers): You say, "How do you torture a glom?"
(Aeromancers): Sylandra says, "Smile?"
(Aeromancers): You say, "Put him in a room with no corners."
(Aeromancers): Shedrin says, "It seems the quality of jokes in Hallifax is inferior to the quality of it's poetry."
(Aeromancers): Sylandra says, "Oh dear."
(Aeromancers): You say, "True."
(Aeromancers): Xaldrin says, "Shocker."
(Aeromancers): Sylandra says, "That's no good."
(Aeromancers): Phoebus says, "All approaching humor with a lab coat and tweezers."
(Aeromancers): Sylandra says, "What do you call Shedrin when he's tangoing at the Matrix?"
(Aeromancers): You say, "What?"
(Aeromancers): Sylandra says, "An imposter."
(Aeromancers): Shedrin says, "I commission someone to research humour."
(Aeromancers): Javek says, "That seems like an extremely broad subject."
(Aeromancers): Sylandra says, "But that's so dry, humor should be spontaneous."
(Aeromancers): Phoebus says, "Like I said: lab coat and tweezers."
(Aeromancers): Xaldrin says, "It is obviously an indulgence in irony, or some egregiously misrepresented fact."
(Aeromancers): Shedrin says, "I do not understand. How can humour be "dry" when it is an abstract concept?"
(Aeromancers): Xaldrin says, "Or, in some cases, stating the obvious in a certian tone, thus evoking humour."
(Aeromancers): Alef says, "Should it? For what reason should humour be spontaneous?"
(Aeromancers): Xaldrin says, "Randomness is rather spontaneous."
(Aeromancers): Xaldrin says, "And randomness is..."
(Aeromancers): Javek says, "Spontaneity helps ensure that humor will be fresh, since the same joke told repeatedly has rapidly diminishing returns."
(Aeromancers): Xaldrin says, "Asinine."
(Aeromancers): Xaldrin says, "Asinine comments can be seen as helarity if used in the correct context."
(Aeromancers): Javek says, "Also, spontaneous jokes tend to bear more relevance to the immediate situation, so can require more wit and are thusly frequently more appreciated than prepared humor."
(Aeromancers): Xaldrin says, "That was my next comment, wit."
(Aeromancers): Alef says, "So, if I were to prepare a joke. Obessing over the details, and changing it over time, without telling a joke. Reaching perfection before telling it. It is not funny?"
(Aeromancers): Sylandra says, "Goodness, this discussion is so dry!"
(Aeromancers): Shedrin says, "I am starting a personal scholarly contest on the topic "Humour in Hallifax"."
(Aeromancers): Xaldrin says, "If one wittily beleaguers a person, it can be seen as humour."
(Aeromancers): Javek says, "If you do not tell the joke, we won't have the chance to examine it to determine whether or not it is humor."
(Aeromancers): Javek says, "Humorous, rather."
(Aeromancers): Shedrin says, "I have a joke for the assessment of the guild."
(Aeromancers): Xaldrin says, "Mixed up words can also be seen as witty, or humorous."
(Aeromancers): You say, "Humor though is to be taken at different point of views. You have to remember this."
(Aeromancers): Xanfinro says, "What do you call a trill who lost a fight with a bonecrusher?"
(Aeromancers): You say, "What?"
(Aeromancers): Xanfinro says, "Bird-brained."
(Aeromancers): Shedrin says, "Knock knock."
(Aeromancers): Xaldrin says, "My foremost point proven."
(Aeromancers): Sylandra says, "Drumroll, please."
(Aeromancers): Javek says, "That's exactly why you have to tell the joke. A single point of view is insufficient."
(Aeromancers): Shedrin says, "*ahem* Knock, knock."
(Aeromancers): You say, "Yes, but there are some jokes that a single point of view is sufficient to say it's asinine."
(Aeromancers): Javek says, "Who's... there?"
(Aeromancers): You say, "Who's there?"
(Aeromancers): Shedrin says, "Me."
(Aeromancers): You say, "Who's me?"
(Aeromancers): Xanfinro says, "Hi Shedrin."
(Aeromancers): Xaldrin says, "Farcical comments, such as stating something out of context in an ironic fashion is also humour."
(Aeromancers): Shedrin says, "Me telling a joke."
(Aeromancers): You say, "What did the sea do to the passing trill?"
(Aeromancers): You say, "It waved."
(Aeromancers): Phoebus says, "Also, with deadpan you can essentially make people laugh at anything!"
(Aeromancers): Sylandra says, "...oh dear, I'm losing hope in you all."
Rael2010-05-31 03:18:49
QUOTE
With mounting horror, you see Vadi slowly lift a gargantuan foot up over you and
then bring it crashing down upon your back, cracking your ribs painfully.
A black shadow materialises in the air before Vadi and then quickly strikes you.
Your back breaks under the weight of a heavy foot, smashing your vital organs to
pulp. Unable to withstand the pressure, you die an ignoble toady death.
You have been slain by Vadi.
With a sudden lurch, the world around you becomes a blur as your body stretches
and lengthens into its familiar mugwump shape. Your time as a toad has ended,
though the troublesome craving for flies lingers

catchfly
Lashing out with your long tongue, you ensnare a nearby fly. Quickly capturing
it in your mouth, you end its life with one hard bite. Yummy!


QUOTE
a masked vernal ascendant, your mentor, has left Lusternia.
Unknown2010-05-31 05:43:58
QUOTE
Nicholo tells you, "// Let's have some fun, Lyreth is sick. I wanna take a ride on 'ventru's discostick..."

Nicholo tells you, "// Let's play a Starhymn, play a Starhymn if you want love or you want fame, are you in the game..."
Unknown2010-05-31 05:49:37
@_@ Jinto mentioned the staff and Dynami spoke and I remember his Lady Gaga addiction and Telephone was playing on the TV! D:
Lyreth2010-05-31 05:50:23
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Dynami2010-05-31 05:54:04
QUOTE (Nicholo @ May 31 2010, 01:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
@_@ Jinto mentioned the staff and Dynami spoke and I remember his Lady Gaga addiction and Telephone was playing on the TV! D:

My work here is done. content.gif
Unknown2010-05-31 05:56:44
QUOTE (Dynami @ May 31 2010, 01:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My job here is done. content.gif

He's a freeeeeeak. And his music is terrible too!
Lyreth2010-05-31 05:59:59
More quotes, please.
Aloysha2010-05-31 07:13:16
(!!!): Uki (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It's like the Energizer Bunny :censored: me with jumper cables and injected me in the :censored: with Red Bull -dances-."
Unknown2010-05-31 07:15:02
QUOTE (Aloysha @ May 31 2010, 03:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(!!!): Uki (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It's like the Energizer Bunny :censored: me with jumper cables and injected me in the :censored: with Red Bull -dances-."

The censors make that sound way worse than it really was rolleyes.gif
Nariah2010-05-31 07:17:23
QUOTE (Lillie @ May 31 2010, 02:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not a Lusternian quote in the usual sense, but a quote about Lusternia.

Stay tuned for when I'm done writing my MA thesis! suspicious.gif
Uki2010-05-31 07:19:08
QUOTE (Aloysha @ May 31 2010, 03:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(!!!): Uki (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It's like the Energizer Bunny :censored: me with jumper cables and injected me in the :censored: with Red Bull -dances-."


I'm innocent I swear. Silly censors, making me sound bad XD
Ikkan2010-05-31 08:11:19
(): Pectus says, "I need golds.."
(): Tsumadine (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I does too..."
(): Pectus says, "Oh wait :3 I have 10k in the shop from selling head."

ongaku2010-05-31 08:15:52
QUOTE (Nariah @ May 31 2010, 02:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Stay tuned for when I'm done writing my MA thesis! suspicious.gif

Will you be coming back then??

I misses you! crying.gif

... wow, you know, 2 years ago, I never would've thought I'd say that. dazed.gif
Nariah2010-05-31 08:21:02
1/2 more days and I'm back to terrorise the innocents (furrikin)! WAHA!