Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Unknown2010-06-11 16:34:34
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(Ship): Ryboi says, "Most of Serenwilde is on this ship!"
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Currently, there are 12 Commune Members on this Plane and 10 on other Planes.
Siam2010-06-11 18:10:22
Death has been destroyed by a school of burning pyrinnes.
ongaku2010-06-11 18:11:14
Death has been destroyed by a school of burning pyrinnes.

<>: Feyrll (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Those pyinnes are impressive."

<>: You say, "They killed Death..."

<>: You say, "I didn't know death could die."

<>: Feyrll (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Would it qualify as suicide?"

<>: You say, "Good question."
Unknown2010-06-11 21:49:20
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( ): Ayisdra says, "But your wedding was ugly Leta."

( ): Ayisdra says, "With all the mistakes."

( ): Leta (from the Aetherways) says, "Yeah, you mean you?"

It made me giggle a little. Teehee.
Llesvelt2010-06-12 01:32:14
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(Time Tunnel): Lochlioc says, "I am close to losing my innocence... I would appreciate a mentor of some sort."


Ah, innuendo.
Meliana2010-06-12 02:59:51
Acrune reaches over and gives a cave bear a friendly noogie.
A cave bear lets out a blood-curdling scream.

"Eek!" Acrune shouts in fright.

You say to Acrune, "What did YOU do!"

Acrune, of the Armies of Light says, "I thought bears liked that!"

Acrune whimpers like a wounded puppy.

I <3 the Crune
Kaia2010-06-12 03:46:35
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Daj kneels gallantly and greets you with a kiss upon the hand.


Aww. This made me smile!
Lothringen2010-06-12 04:07:58
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(-): Esano says, "We need to use raisedead more."
(-): You say, "Wight army."
(-): Meir says, "The Wight Army always wins over the Wrong one. Wah-wah- waaaaah."


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Felicia2010-06-12 04:24:51
QUOTE (Kaia @ Jun 11 2010, 11:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Aww. This made me smile!


What? I hope you killed him afterward.

Just kidding! Improbably, Felicia is friends with Daj. I will force him to join the dark side at some point. suspicious.gif
ongaku2010-06-12 04:53:42
Daj goes around randomly making people see stars. >< Pissed the hell out of me, and scared the crap out of my poor little newbie Spiritsinger who knows nothing about illusions. sad.gif
Dynami2010-06-12 05:36:40
So Enyalida's(ig niece) wedding is coming to a close and....
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You consume a slice of sky-blue wedding cake leisurely, enjoying every bite.
You slowly consume a slice of sky-blue wedding cake, bite by delicious bite, alternating between plain forkfuls of those dipped in tart blueberry sauce. The moist, spongy cake is accented perfectly by the marzipan frosting, which melts in your mouth, the flavour of the blueberries a delicious accent to the otherwise sugary confection.

Dipping his hand into a shadow cauldron, Krellan pulls out a long shadow and releases it into the air. The room darkens with the churning darkness.
» Krellan released SHADOWS!

Eamon eats a kafe bean.

Ejei Kaii Ama'rua-Zayah says to you, "Bye Uncle!"

"What the...?" you say, looking puzzled.

Krellan Ysav'rai says, "I claim this beach Glomdoring's."

Krellan Ysav'rai says, "Oh hey cake."
Esano2010-06-12 06:01:57
During a domoth:
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(): Solanis says, "Fff."

(): Solanis says, "I changed toadcurse to plaugh when I was testing -.-."
Ixion2010-06-12 11:49:46
You give the decapitated head of Meliana to Fain, of the Red Masque.

Fain, of the Red Masque strokes the decapitated head of Meliana gently.

You say, "Some lopped off heads on the ground too, for you necromancers to nibble on."

Fain drops the decapitated head of Meliana.

The decapitataed head of Meliana shrieks in frustration.

The decapitataed head of Meliana says, "NoOOnoNOOOOOOOOooo."

The decapitataed head of Meliana says, "Where is my body?"

Sculptor of Minds, Marquis Ongaku n'Kylbar of the Ouroboros says to the decapitated head of Meliana, "I can tell you where it's not."
Ur'Marshal Ruiku i'Viani, Exarch of Malignity says, "Consumed most likely."
You say to the decapitated head of Meliana, "I'm sorry fish, but we lopped off your head. Your body is property of Lord Fain now."

smile.gif Gotta love Fain tidbits.
Kante2010-06-12 11:59:12
Edit: Oh wow...completely f#@$ed this up. I misread something.
Unknown2010-06-12 17:23:55
I don't get it.. How is that funny?
Sakr2010-06-12 17:29:11

Newbie tells you, ":censor: skein's a chick always thought it was a dude XD."

and later

Newbie tells you, "Btw my innocence is back."
Newbie tells you, "i'm still a virgin.tempting?"
Kaia2010-06-12 18:06:13
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Still creased from meticulous folding prior to wear, this pair of
panties appears crisp and clean. Cheerful tufts of lace grace the
waistband, which has been afforded extra room for girth and has been
sewn to sit comfortably several inches above the navel. The rear of the
piece has been similarly extended, bagging slightly when worn but
clearly intended to allow for the natural expansion of certain assets
with the passage of time. A small tag has been affixed to the inner seam
on the right side, allowing one to pen initials to ensure this lovely
garment is never mistaken as belonging to any but its rightful owner.
Embroidered on it are the words:
IF FOUND, RETURN TO PECTUS
It has 57 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 2 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Brewmaster Arix Carthan, the Pyroholic.
There is a flame-shaped sigil firmly attached.


I love when my designs are put to good use.
ongaku2010-06-13 00:15:48
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Jun 12 2010, 12:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't get it.. How is that funny?

Clearly you can't understand the subtle nuances of Magnagoran humour. I was highly amused at the decapitated head talking. happy.gif (Don't be mad at me Meliana, I still wub.gif you!)
Unknown2010-06-13 00:20:40
QUOTE (Ongaku Nil'Goeth @ Jun 12 2010, 05:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Clearly you can't understand the subtle nuances of Magnagoran humour. I was highly amused at the decapitated head talking. happy.gif (Don't be mad at me Meliana, I still wub.gif you!)


Nonon. Kante's, but he got rid of it.
ongaku2010-06-13 00:36:07
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Jun 12 2010, 07:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nonon. Kante's, but he got rid of it.

Oh.

...

Carry on then. smile.gif