Now I wanna log in and try to get my head decapitated so it can start menacing people! Except someone'll prolly just stick it on a stick and be done with it.

Celina, the Heartless says, "Okay this is going badly."

The icewall to the west suddenly melts as it is ignited from the opposite side.

A viciously barbed iron chain whips in from the west and wraps around Celina.
The chain around Celina tightens, and she is jerked off to the west.

Marsali Stormcrow says, "Look what I got!"

Marsali proudly shows off a snowbaby:
Barely a foot in length, this adorable snowbaby is a sight that would melt anyone's heart. Two large blue eyes capture your gaze, and a tiny little carrot nose completes his precious features. Two fluffy balls of snow make up his body, while four single little snowballs make up his arms and legs.

You say, "Cute until it melts!"

You nod your head at yourself.

Marsali Stormcrow shouts out,"Meep!" in a startled voice.

Marsali Stormcrow says, "I...didn't think about that."

Marsali Stormcrow bites her lip.

Marsali gives a horrified gasp.

Marsali Stormcrow says, "And its spring!"

You shudder violently as a chill ripples down your spine.

You say, "Poor innocent pile of snow."

Using your tongue and the roof of your mouth, you make a quiet clicking noise.

You say, "Murderess."

Looking downtrodden, Marsali sadly shakes her head at a snowbaby.

Marsali Stormcrow says, "I didn't do it!"

Marsali sniffles softly.

You pat Marsali in a friendly manner.

Marsali Stormcrow trudges to the south.

Marsali leaves to the south.

Marsali arrives from the south.

Marsali waves about a carrot energetically.

Marsali begins to weep uncontrollably.

Marsali leaves to the south.

(X): You say, "I think I'm going to head off to bed."

(X): Sidd says, "Man."

(X): Sidd says, "You go to bed so early."

(X): You say, "I do."

(X): You say, "I like my beauty sleep."

(X): Sidd says, "Ok Nienla."

(X): Sidd says, "When we throwdown with my grandma."

(X): Sidd says, "You're staying up later."

You give a crying baby to a mechanical dirigible. A mechanical dirigible takes a crying baby from you, grasping it delicately in its metallic claw

You say, "Deliver to Arte!"
A mechanical dirigible bobs up and down in the air as it offers a loud whir and hum and a single mechanical chirp. After a brief moment the humming intensifies as it slowly putters off.
With a loud yet playful whistle, a mechanical dirigible comes puttering in on currents of air, its metallic claw grasping a crying baby, which it quickly deposits in Arte's hands.

Phoebus points upwards.

You begin to flap your wings powerfully and rise quickly up into the firmament.
Flying above before the Matrix.
Banks of clouds roil about here. Arte Skyplume, Caller of Storms is here. He wields a delicate crystal staff in his left hand and an iron shield in his right.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, and northwest.

You tug urgently on Arte's sleeve.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

You say, "Gimme my baby.

Aloysha ascends to your level, beating his wings smoothly.


State Company Member Aloysha says, "Comrade?"

You say, "He's mindless."

You say, "Whenever he is up here, he is mindless."

(SUPER SECRET CLAN THAT PHOEBUS WHINED ABOUT): Phoebus says, "I'm gonna laugh when it drops out of his hands and falls."

You say to Phoebus, "I CAN FLY!"

You say, "Apparently.."

A crying baby comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'

Rodngar Naresni says, "Anyways, that sounds pretty funny, how do you mistake an armor-plated, sword-totign badass and ex-Pyromancer.."

Rodngar Naresni says, "For an Aquamancer?"

You say, "There was something fishy about him."

Rodngar grips his sides and chortles madly.

Shard Kialkarkea Diodorus, Wielder of the Hand says, "Krin is an idiot. This is public knowledge."

Rodngar Naresni says to you, "Yeah, he always has been kinda wishy-washy."

Rodngar Naresni says, "I'm sure Krin was just fishing for compliments."

Rodngar sucks thoughtfully on his teeth.

You say, "Krin just couldn't reel himself in."

Rodngar Naresni says, "Okay, you win."

Sage Aoife Naresni, Crimson Advisor says, "Perhaps Krin just felt he was floundering in the city."

You slap your thighs and guffaw like an old man.

Wigberht Fai'ame says, "He got to hooked up on the details here."

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Rodngar Naresni says, "Gaudiguch: united in comedic hatred for Krin for years to come."

Rodngar hums a happy tune.

Aoife's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Rodngar whistles appreciatively.

You say, "The tides were turning on Krin for a while now."

Rodngar Naresni says, "He had to find a way to tip the scales, I guess he just couldn't in time, eh?"

Shard Kialkarkea Diodorus, Wielder of the Hand says to Rodngar, "Look, we're up to the gills in fish puns. Can we just give it a rest?"

You say, "Krin must have been drowning in seamen when he was in Celest last to mistake people so easily for Aquamancers."

Rodngar Naresni says, "Ahahahaa."

You say, "Does I win?"

You wag your tail happily.

Aoife blinks.

Aoife gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

Dristig blinks.

Rodngar Naresni says to you, "I'd say so."

You give the world a thumbs up.

Rodngar Naresni says, "The mental image is nothing to be desired, though."

Wah wah wah I don't want to keep secrets

Yes we were being bullies again. We are ashamed. We shall repent. Please enjoy the humorous puns though.