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by Shiri

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Unknown2010-06-15 12:56:01
Sadie Talnara says to Lendren, "Sadie has a surprise for you waiting at the oven, miss Lendren."

Looks like Lendren has been busy dazed.gif
Lendren2010-06-15 15:24:00
...I never saw that!

No surprise Sadie can have at an oven can be a good one. It'll probably be made of mangled blood-soaked baby rats and severed limbs, or something. So maybe it's just as well I didn't see it.
Sylandra2010-06-15 18:28:58
Leta swings a delicate crystal staff at a crying baby. Leta thumps him with little effect.
A crying baby's body judders with the final strike, and a dull snap echoes out as something vital inside him is irrevocably broken. His eyes roll up into his head and a lifeless corpse is all that falls.
A crying baby has been slain by Leta.


..............
My family simply can't have kids.
Leta2010-06-15 18:32:11
QUOTE (Sylandra @ Jun 15 2010, 11:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My family simply can't have kids.

Honestly, it should have seen it coming and evoked a pentagram. Sigh.
Fania2010-06-15 22:04:34
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(The Dawneye Tribe): Haiden says, "Okay, Fania?"
(The Dawneye Tribe): Haiden says, "Name all 5 supernals?"
(The Dawneye Tribe): You say, "Larry, Curley, Moe... Shemp."
(The Dawneye Tribe): Nawaimana says, "Elohora, Japhiel, Methrenton, Shakiniel and Raziela."
(The Dawneye Tribe): You say, "No, I'm pretty sure I'm right."
(The Dawneye Tribe): Haiden says, "..."
(The Dawneye Tribe): Knorrith says, "I thought it was Jason, Billy, Zack, Kimberly and Trini."
(The Dawneye Tribe): Nawaimana says, "Power Rangers."
(The Dawneye Tribe): You say, "Oh yeah, Knorrith got it!"

Doman2010-06-15 22:05:57
- Elostian > Announcement to all citizens: engaging in the reproduction of your species in the transcendental fulcrux ranks in the 'bad idea' category. All deities automatically notice all that happens in their fulcrux. Not to mention that some deities get testy concerning reproduction on what they consider their sacred ground. This concludes this public service announcement.
Ssaliss2010-06-15 22:10:02
QUOTE (Doman @ Jun 16 2010, 12:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
- Elostian > Announcement to all citizens: engaging in the reproduction of your species in the transcendental fulcrux ranks in the 'bad idea' category. All deities automatically notice all that happens in their fulcrux. Not to mention that some deities get testy concerning reproduction on what they consider their sacred ground. This concludes this public service announcement.

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Noola2010-06-15 22:11:01
QUOTE (Doman @ Jun 15 2010, 05:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
- Elostian > Announcement to all citizens: engaging in the reproduction of your species in the transcendental fulcrux ranks in the 'bad idea' category. All deities automatically notice all that happens in their fulcrux. Not to mention that some deities get testy concerning reproduction on what they consider their sacred ground. This concludes this public service announcement.



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Sylphas2010-06-15 22:11:51
I can say that that's the first time I've ever been asked by my Goddess to enemy people to the order until they submit essays on the proper use of fulcruxes.
Ileein2010-06-15 22:58:01
Oh, that disciplinary interview was fun, I assure you.
Shedrin2010-06-15 23:07:35
At least it's not Skyplumes giving Hallifax a bad name (this time).
Unknown2010-06-16 01:00:10
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Sylandra Skyplume, Whirlwind of Passion says, "I just fear I'm going to bore
people."

Sylandra gives a pained sigh.

Sylandra Skyplume, Whirlwind of Passion says, "I mean, it's a dance. It's not a
story, or a song, or whatever."

You say, "For everm person youh bore with your work, youh'll make another
happy."

Sylandra says, "Pssshhhh..."

You say, "Anb you should focus on the lattEr."

You say, "More so than the former."

Sylandra Skyplume, Whirlwind of Passion says, "But I'm a perfectionist, believe
it or not."

You say, "Because even if you bore evefyone and make jjust one person hapmy or
inspired, then it'y still a victory."

Sylandra Skyplume, Whirlwind of Passion says, "And people will say on their clan
aethers, wow we waited four years to ignore the whole thing."

Sylandra winks knowingly.

You roll your eyes.

Aeromage Javek says, "It's only really defeat if you don't even put it on."

Aeromage Javek says, "All that work for nothing!"

"Heh heh heh" Sylandra chuckles.

You incline your head politely to a plush doll of Cririk Adom.
A plush doll of Cririk Adom nods at you as he straightens his robes and surveys
his surroundings imperiously.

Sylandra Skyplume, Whirlwind of Passion says, "This is true."

A plush doll of Cririk Adom exclaims, "There's always a victory to be achieved!"
A plush doll of Cririk Adom turns his face slightly and stares into the distance for a brief moment.

Sylandra whistles appreciatively.

Sylandra Skyplume, Whirlwind of Passion says, "Nice timing."

You say, "See? Exactly the one I watted from him."

Aeromage Javek says, "That's surprisingly appropriate."

You say, "That really is what I was trying to get him to do."

The corners of Sylandra's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

You say, "Uo I feel like I have super powers right now."

Sylandra Skyplume, Whirlwind of Passion says, "No, dear, you're just drunk."

Sylandra gives you a peck on the cheek.

You say, "Oh."
Mirami2010-06-16 02:11:15
QUOTE
<>: Sissinn says, "You'll come back and the guildhall won't even be on fire this time!"


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Sylandra2010-06-16 03:36:24
QUOTE (Doman @ Jun 15 2010, 06:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
- Elostian > Announcement to all citizens: engaging in the reproduction of your species in the transcendental fulcrux ranks in the 'bad idea' category. All deities automatically notice all that happens in their fulcrux. Not to mention that some deities get testy concerning reproduction on what they consider their sacred ground. This concludes this public service announcement.

You can't make this stuff up, people. laugh.gif
Everiine2010-06-16 03:46:44
Who in their right mind would MudSex at a fulcrux? You might as well stamp IDIOT on your forehead...
Dugan2010-06-16 04:06:42
Lol. What a thing to walk in on ... mudsex.
Thul2010-06-16 04:39:26
As I understand it, it's not so much walking in on it as having it happen on your doorstep.

Or directly beside your right ear.
Sylphas2010-06-16 04:56:38
This is why we need fulcruxbixes. "(Order): Maylea says, "Free show guys, 'bix over!"" Shame them into submission with public humiliation!
Casilu2010-06-16 05:20:21
QUOTE (Sylphas @ Jun 15 2010, 09:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is why we need fulcruxbixes. "(Order): Maylea says, "Free show guys, 'bix over!"" Shame them into submission with public humiliation!


Two problems with that:


1. Some people find it exciting when they're being watched.

2. Some people want you to put them into submission.
Sylandra2010-06-16 05:24:41
QUOTE (Shedrin @ Jun 15 2010, 07:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
At least it's not Skyplumes giving Hallifax a bad name (this time).

Yeah, we just shove babies in Nexuses of power. Or, you know, swing our staff at them until they're dead.

We're just awesome.