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Kante2010-06-16 20:22:59
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Jun 16 2010, 03:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't get it.

Also, dark tidings is a nihilist thing.

Because it sounds so lame and "ZOMG I LUV DARKSTUFFS LIKE TWILIGHT".
Shaddus2010-06-16 20:30:05
QUOTE (Kante @ Jun 16 2010, 03:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because it sounds so lame and "ZOMG I LUV DARKSTUFFS LIKE TWILIGHT".

If you accuse me of liking Twilight again, I'll hunt you down and stab you in the eye with a toothbrush.
Unknown2010-06-16 20:34:14
QUOTE (Falcon @ Jun 16 2010, 02:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
can we let that die down a little bit please?


Nothing dies down completely in Lusternia. If it was posted/mention on the boards then it'll pop up in a year or two with everyone making comment on it. Gotta learn to live it with it and move on yo. Just don't do it again, or methinks twill be worse. wink.gif
Shaddus2010-06-16 20:46:27
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With bored insouciance, Safiyah i'Xiia terminates Toracu.
You see the death occur at the Aetherplex Chamber.


Lolpwnd.
Unknown2010-06-16 20:48:28
(Awesomeclan): Jigan says, "The recession hit Fain pretty hard."
Unknown2010-06-16 20:51:44
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Jun 16 2010, 04:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lolpwnd.

How do you die in a peaced room FULL of un-followable exits?
Arix2010-06-16 21:00:36
(Newbie): Toldar says, "How do I loot corpses?"

Kante2010-06-16 21:00:57
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Jun 16 2010, 04:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How do you die in a peaced room FULL of un-followable exits?

By pissing off the entirety of Magnagora and Fain.
Shaddus2010-06-16 21:02:25
Uh, that's Safiyah, Fain's second in command. He's like a mob version of Geb.
Unknown2010-06-16 21:18:57
Just cause it makes me giggle

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2010/06/16 20:35:09 - Tynghall kicked out Toracu.
2010/06/16 20:46:14 - Ruiku declared Toracu to be a formal enemy. Reason: A vile maggot not worthy of our attention.

Toracu has been viciously decapitated by Death Marshal Haiden, Sycophant of Flame.



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(CLAN): Haiden says, "Toracu tells you, "Now as I was trying to say before getting rudely interrupted. Jigan insulted me, then offered to make reparations. His offer was an even greater insult, and then he topped it off by hiring an city enemy to kill me for not accepting the insult. I questioned this and somehow managed to piss everyone off by asking. They kickde me out, enemied me, and I got angry and starting barkin out my anger.
Jigan2010-06-16 21:32:30
Apology Pie.

Jigan never apologies, the food is laced with poison to make you apologize to him before you die. "Oh God" is considered an apology. The only, only exception to the rule of not poisoning food, and even then, he never sells it. He delivers it.

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Arix2010-06-16 21:34:37
You can't poison pie
Jigan2010-06-16 21:35:33
QUOTE (Arix @ Jun 16 2010, 04:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You can't poison pie

Well, duh. That's why we poison merian t-bone steak.

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Psychology: No one trusts "Apology Steak" but everyone trusts pie. Therefore, Apology Pie is accepted more often than Apology Steak.
Shaddus2010-06-16 21:35:58
QUOTE (Arix @ Jun 16 2010, 04:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You can't poison pie

You've obviously never eaten Jigan's pie.
Arix2010-06-16 21:40:25
I mean you can't poison baking. You could cheat and make a pie in the delicacy category, but it would have to be special pie
Jigan2010-06-16 21:41:49
QUOTE (Arix @ Jun 16 2010, 04:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I mean you can't poison baking. You could cheat and make a pie in the delicacy category, but it would have to be special pie

So long as it contains a creature or special item, it can be made a delicacy, regardless of what it actually is.

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Unknown2010-06-16 21:53:16
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You carefully study a cooking recipe.
Item: Pie Type: Delicacies Org: Public
Ingredients: merian 1 fish 7 grain 4 eggs 6 spices 4
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: PIE
Appearance:
merian pie
Dropped:
A small pie sits on the ground, attracting insects.
Examined:
This is a small hand-pie covered in lattice-work. A mixture of shredded
fish meat and thinly cut sliced of Merian flesh mixed with egg fills the
soft, flaky crust.
Consume:
The pie is rich and flaky on your tongue as you consume it.
Smell:
This pie smells intensely of fish and savory spices.
Taste:
The flaky crust crumbles onto your tongue as the fishy odour pierces your taste buds.


All I'm sayin'.
Zallafar2010-06-17 00:01:33
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Lendren's log of Communemate not asking a question

It sounds like Communemate believed you had tells off.

Lendren2010-06-17 01:31:34
QUOTE (Zallafar @ Jun 16 2010, 08:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It sounds like Communemate believed you had tells off.

I didn't. And why wouldn't he say that, even if so? The real problem isn't what went wrong, it's the bizarrely, obstinately dumb way of refusing to handle it.
Sylphas2010-06-17 02:12:49
QUOTE (Lendren @ Jun 16 2010, 09:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I didn't. And why wouldn't he say that, even if so? The real problem isn't what went wrong, it's the bizarrely, obstinately dumb way of refusing to handle it.


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