That free moonheart leaf seems suspicious... But I'll take the drama. Maybe trade it for cake.

Whoever Communemate is, they're a imbecile.

Bad grammar: Check. Leapt to faulty conclusions: Check. Outright refused to fact-check faulty conclusions: Check. Behaved in childish, melodramatic fashion: Check.

Or perhaps.. wait for it....


Novice, IE younger person who isn't as mentally advanced as some people think they are? Check.

If they're under the age of 14-15 in real life, then I concede the point... otherwise, I stand by my assessment. There are plenty of thirty-something-year-olds in this genre who behave in much the same way, so who's to say?

I'm not sure why you feel the need to take a stab at me for commenting on painfully ignorant behavior, but to each his own.

Timing is everything.

Not sure why you took offense at that. Not sure why you took a stab at someone you don't even really know. Not everyone can be as witty and intelligent as you are.

Moar quotes!

It could also be that this person didn't speak english as his first language and was doing the best he could and trying to be respectful. Not really cool to spout off a list of insults without knowing more than one quote

Whoever it is, they have a working knowledge of English sarcasm, and I don't think they were trying to be respectful:



He or she is basically saying: "Wow, thanks! You've been SO helpful. So helpful, in fact, that I won't trade with your shops from now on. Also, I don't want to talk to you anymore."

Additionally, the way that person writes (particularly his or her use of antiquated terms like "hence" or "aye") makes me doubtful that English isn't his or her first language. Even if it's not, I don't think that caliber of sarcasm and pettiness could occur accidentally.

I admit I was probably too harsh, but people who behave this way annoy me, and I'm not one to mince words or beat around the bush.

Thank you for psycho-analyzing him. Freud would be so proud. Can we continue to quotes?

Hence is not antiquated. Hence is a valid and proper use of english. Don't you go trying to push a perfectly good word into the closet of shame.

There is no way Freud would be proud. She didn't mention something having to do with penis.

What is it with everyone dragging up ESL all the time as if it magically gives a person the right to write horribly in a text game that is mostly centered around writing/typing? It certainly gives a reason for bad writing, but it doesn't really change the fact that whoever it is is still searing other people's eyeballs.

stop

Poor Svorai. The quest bugged out on her.

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "I leave to rest for this month."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "In rememberance of me, please remember to beat a
serf."

(Magnagora): Sotsepmet says, "Go well, marquis."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "An unwhipped serf if an unloved serf."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "So be sure to love you serfs long time."

(Magnagora): Feyrll says, "Bloody Nil, Jigan. Go rest."

(Magnagora): You say, "Genuine Geomancer Black Wyrm?"

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "And if there only happens to be one serf around,
string him up and beat him good."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "I'm informed serfs are chock full of delicious candy."

(Magnagora): Sotsepmet says, "They are not. Believe me. I've checked."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "And the pregnant ones have babies! It's like my
birthday!"

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "String up a child bearing serf, hit it a few times,
and a baby comes out!"

(Magnagora): Esano says, "I don't believe that's quite the way it works."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Sometimes, it's not a ripe baby."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "And that makes me sad."

(Magnagora): Tynghall says, "Nonsense! That sounds pureful scientific."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Because, try as you might, you simply can't shove it
back in and let it ripen more."

(Magnagora): Sotsepmet says, "It is a culinary art. The pregnant woman serves as
a slow cooker."

(Magnagora): You say, "Indeed Warlord! Jigan will write a textbook on serf
reproduction won't you?"

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Wait, why are we allowing serfs to breed again?"

(Magnagora): Sotsepmet says, "So that we may have plentiful supply of children."

(Magnagora): Sotsepmet says, "And thus labour."


(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Good gods man, you would honestly allow serfs to
breed? I mean, sure, slave labour. But...to allow them to have hope of a
pleasant evening?"

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "You sir, disgust me."

(Magnagora): Sotsepmet says, "It is a public spectacle. It involves knives and
the like. It's a great night out, sure, but not for those involved."

(Magnagora): Emeldia (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Am I the only person
that finds this amusing coming from Jigan?"

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Children these days, breeding serfs. I only use the
finest bred baby meat. Not some common rabble!"

(Magnagora): Emeldia (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "That's not quite
what your rep details."

(Magnagora): Sotsepmet says, "There are commoner babies or there are noble
babies."

(Magnagora): Sotsepmet says, "One is trash, the other, protected."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Look, I'll explain the birds and the bees to you since
you don't understand it. Every so often, two serfs get together and make a baby.
Now, such a thing is a sin against Magnagora. Therefore, we are to ensure the
babies do not come to full term."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "We call this "Happy party time with big sticks.""

(Magnagora): Esano says, "... Jigan, are you the reason Magnagora's working
class has been shrinking?"

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(Magnagora): Jigan says, "It's not like I keep a tally on my random murders."

(Magnagora): Sotsepmet says, "No? I do. I've a little book."

(Magnagora): Esano says, "I believe we had a talk about this, Sotsepmet."

That was a fun little exchange.

Not to dredge it back up, but this is not a novice, it's someone who's been around for a long while.