(Hallifax): You say, "Should anyone be interested, a performance of my ballet will be occuring tomorrow in the Opera House. Should dancing bore you, you know where not to be."

You hum innocently to yourself.

Daraius peers at you unscrupulously.

You say, "Humor relaxes me."

(Hallifax): Daraius says, "The Ministry of Cultural Affairs expects all good citizens have a healthy interest in the performing arts."

(Hallifax): Arte (from the Aetherways) says, "Those lacking sufficient appreciation for the arts may be volunteered for enrollment in reeducation seminars."

(Hallifax): Arte (from the Aetherways) says, "This is not something you want."

Instructor Daraius Shavatt says to you, "You will have a captive audience."

--

Arte, I love you.

AND THEN HE WAS LATE. WAY TO GO.

AND THEN HE WAS LATE. WAY TO GO.

WH4T K1ND 0F P3RS0N W0ULD D0 S0M3TH1NG L1K3 TH4T?

And so were you. Way to go. *peer*

(Also, GC doesn't replace O with 0. She only uses 3=E, 4=A, and 1=I.)

(Disciples of Klangratch): Shuyin says, "Krellan here, I am a doucheface and
stripharvest sparkle."

Malicia had had the clan on secret up until 1 second before that, so someone might have bought it...

This muscular goat is a strong, muscled creature with a dirty, knotted fleece and ragged bat wings. Yellow eyes gleam slow-witted above her protruding snout, and a straggly beard hangs about her chin. Snuffling consumptively, the goat chews down on the bit of the reins with her jaw line twitching, covered in filthy bits of wiry hair, drool soaked and stained. A worn leather saddle has been fitted securely beneath the goat's shoulders, and barbed stirrups dangle from it. She is called 'Tardgoat.'
A muscular war goat with ragged bat wings appears to lack strength.
She weighs about 1062 pounds.
Her feedbag is getting low, and she shows signs of malnourishment.
She is loyal to Siam.
You cannot see what a muscular war goat with ragged bat wings is holding.

Rasping in a slightly femanine gibber, Urth Izter, Instrument of the Fates says, "Gate!"

Urth Izter, Instrument of the Fates says, "Izter has gate!"

Rasping in a slightly femanine gibber, Urth Izter, Instrument of the Fates says, "Izter will be powerful bigfear in basin."

Rasping in a slightly femanine gibber, Urth Izter, Instrument of the Fates says, "Izter will burn down bigtrees and swimmin wheelcity's tinypool."

Warlord Esano Koicei, Scion of the Shattered Earth says, "I look forward to watching that."

Urth Izter, Instrument of the Fates says, "Will Taint Everythin and snatch hope from puny lighters."

Izter gibbers insanely.

Izter bibbles insanely.

Rasping in a slightly femanine gibber, Urth Izter, Instrument of the Fates says, "Izter will see ashes rain from sky and blue fish feasted upon by demons. Izter will be destroyer and black fire for taintcity."

Urth Izter, Instrument of the Fates says, "Tinypool will flow black, and wheelcity will know bigfear."

Izter begins frothing at the mouth, ranting and raving like a madman.

Rasping in a slightly femanine gibber, Urth Izter, Instrument of the Fates says, "Izter will taint sky itself and basin will be plunged into eternal darkness."

Urth Izter, Instrument of the Fates says, "Izter swears it.... no hope for the lighters..."

Izter cackles hellishly.

Izter gibbers insanely.

Izter bibbles insanely.

Urth Izter, Instrument of the Fates says, "Down with Pool! Down with the Wheelcity!"

Izter begins frothing at the mouth, ranting and raving like a madman.

Urth Izter, Instrument of the Fates says, "Izter will showyew. When Izter is great power, she will break them!"