Five bucks says it's Winnae again

(Disciples of Klangratch): Veyrzhul says, "Wow."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Veyrzhul says, "QUIT PALADINS."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Veyrzhul says, "QUIT CELEST."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Veyrzhul says, "And ack."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Veyrzhul says, "I actually left Celest Damn Mushclient."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "... rofl?"

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Did you really ..."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Veyrzhul says, "Yea, I wrote it seperated by a semicolon."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Veyrzhul says, "So it did the first half of what I wanted to say here and then had me quit celest."

^

Veyrzhul Val'Andra, of the Armies of Light (Male Demigod).
He is 68 years old, having been born on the 2nd of Roarkian, 198 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 20th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Commoner in the Commonwealth of New Celest.

Feels bad Bro. If I could favor you I would.

People never learn-- that's about the fourth person I've seen do that AND post it here on the forums so that others will learn from their mistake.

To clarify, it should be Tardsgoat.

Ba-dum-tch.

Ardmore made me doublepost!

EDIT:

Aramel is drafted into Glomdoring.

(Glomdoring): Solanis says, "Dark Tidings, Aramel."

Slowly but surely.

(Magnagora): Jigan (from the Aetherways) says, "Terentia holds a special place
on my bed, Thalkros. I'm still working on the chains to keep her there."

Jigan tells you, "Technically, it's not rape if it's a tomato, right?"

You tell Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking, "Technically."

Jigan tells you, "Oh good. I was worried there a moment."

(Market): Jigan says, "Selling tomato soup. Transcendant cook for hire, armed with a spatula."

Jigan is my hero

You lucky little fink! An iron ticket materializes in your hand!
You gain the honour of Saviour to the Gnomes!

WHAT TREACHERY IS THIS

Wildfire Sivas Zayah, Dreamer of Flames screams, "DO ME!!!!!!!!"

Wildfire Sivas Zayah, Dreamer of Flames screams, "DO ME!!!!!!!!"



IWASN'TINVOLVEDIT'SNOTMYFAULT.

(Celest): You say, "Can someone sew me grannie panties?"

(Celest): Arin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "..."

(Celest): Arin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Can I watch?"

(Celest): You say, "Its importanting."

(Celest): You say, "Important rather."

(Celest): Tanwen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "...why would you want grannie panties?"

(Celest): You say, "The thread goes over and under Arin, its not too exciting."

(Celest): Syridean (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I will hesitantly say I can, but they're DREADFULLY unflattering...and a little uncomfortable."

(Celest): Arin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I am so hyperventilating right now."

You tell Aqua Magister Syridean Dawneye, Herald of the Tides, "How much per?"

Syridean tells you, "Six cloth and your dignity."

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The Starweaver Tailoring Cartel.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. An elegantly crafted pale green lounge chair rests here. Prominently in this tailoring workshop rests a bench that holds an assortment of tools for sewing, haberdashery and cobbling. Aqua Magister Syridean Dawneye, Herald of the Tides is here.
You see a single exit leading north.

You beam broadly.

You give a group of 12 spools of cloth to Aqua Magister Syridean Dawneye, Herald of the Tides.

You say, "Just two please."

Syridean carefully cuts, assembles, and stitches together a pair of voluminous granny panties.

Syridean carefully cuts, assembles, and stitches together a pair of voluminous granny panties.

Syridean gives a pair of golden panties to you.

Syridean gives a pair of voluminous granny panties to you.

Syridean thrusts his palm towards his forehead and hits it with a resounding *smack*!

Aqua Magister Syridean Dawneye, Herald of the Tides says, "I need the first back."

Aqua Magister Syridean Dawneye, Herald of the Tides says, "Those are mine."

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(Herpderp): Viynain says, "Celina makes me sound like a fart glitter and barf rainbows."

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Upon discussing the overpowerness of Dirgibles

(Herpderp): Esano (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Dirigible owned."

(Herpderp): Krellan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Dirigiboned is better."

look panties
Still creased from meticulous folding prior to wear, this pair of
panties appears crisp and clean. Cheerful tufts of lace grace the
waistband, which has been afforded extra room for girth and has been
sewn to sit comfortably several inches above the navel. The rear of the
piece has been similarly extended, bagging slightly when worn but
clearly intended to allow for the natural expansion of certain assets
with the passage of time. A small tag has been affixed to the inner seam
on the right side, allowing one to pen initials to ensure this lovely
garment is never mistaken as belonging to any but its rightful owner.
Embroidered on it are the words:
IF FOUND, RETURN TO PECTUS

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....rofl.

Pectus, a question. How did you know you would wind up losing your panties at the aetherplex?

I didn't. It was Arix's stupid joke that I'm thoroughly sick of

They've been there for a while, not sure it's even the first time they've been quoted.

Three of the best things I have ever heard/seen:


(*): Fania says, "I think my husband would be upset if I went
out into the world wearing sexy underwear and throwing them onto the floor in
random public places."


(*): ***** says, "I'm a girl, kiss my ****."


You pat a jade dragon turtle with a spiky tail in a friendly manner.
A jade dragon turtle with a spiky tail gestures rudely.

I love Auralian, she's so moody. It's like the more mindoru I give her, the more she realizes how cruelly I mistreat her. Hehe.