Jigan tells you, "Judging by your reaction, you're intimidated by my sausages."
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(Aquamancers): Jinx says, "Greetings Aquamancers."
4376h, 5359m, 5738e, 10p esSix-
Jigan tells you, "It's just like how you eat an elephant. One bite at a time, lad."

The Pool of Stars.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An enormously wide circular pool, as dark as the night sky, glitters softly between the columns. A statue of Unitos stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. His form suffused with soft light, the Keeper of the Pool of Stars stands here attentively. The resplendent figure of an archangel rises up from the ground, her golden wings furled protectively over a small figure cradled in her arms. A golden retriever is here, panting quietly to himself. There are 9 cows here. Pausing to rest, a dwarven pilgrim looks off into the distance. You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, and up (open door).

Veyrzhul bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Veyrzhul bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Veyrzhul bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Veyrzhul bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Veyrzhul bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.

Veyrzhul peers at a cow unscrupulously.
A cow lets out a loud, long 'MOOOOOOOOOOO!'

EDIT:

Archmage Jinx Dawneye, Mystical Maelstrom says, "Only you can prevent mooving violations."

Cows are perfect for pvp just set them up in a few rooms adjacent and they''ll be bumping around like crazey.

(Hallifax): You say, "Hmm... how about a simple math question, instead?"
(Hallifax): Aloysha says, "Certainly."
(Hallifax): You say, "If ax*x + bx +c = 0, what is x?"
(Hallifax): You say, "Simple quadratics, just for fun."
(Hallifax): Phoebus says, "Fun...right..."
(Hallifax): You say, "Don't forget to show your working!"
(Hallifax): Aeleon says, "-b + or - the sqrt(b*b - 4ac)/2a."
(Hallifax): You say, "Well done."
(Hallifax): You say, "I would have also accepted (-b +/- d)/2a = x where d*d = (b*b - 4ac)"
(Hallifax): Aeleon says, "Heh."

You people never want me to have an alt in Hallifax, do you? Math = Noola kryptonite.

Every time they start talking about math, my brain kind of shuts off...but I loooove Hallifax. So much.

Psh, at least you only have quadratics. Mirami gave me an annoying calculus problem I still haven't managed to solve.

EDIT: Any help appreciated, if you want me to post it.

Senator Casilu, The Minister of Peace says, "We clearly need to provoke the rift."

Casilu flips the bird at a stable temporal rift.

You choke back a laugh as Doman releases a painfully accurate kick to a stable temporal rift's shin in retribution for its behaviour.

Ensign Danzen urinates on the rift.

Doman gives Danzen the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Casilu thrusts her palm towards her forehead and hits it with a resounding *smack*!

Doman Salceto, Harmonic Visionary says to Danzen, "Yeah, no."

(Serenwilde): Lillie says, "Heehee...I'm safe in my tree!"

(Serenwilde): Hecton says, "They like climbing Lillie."

(Serenwilde): Aerys says, "They climb trees, Lilli."

(Serenwilde): Lillie says, "Darn! I fell out anyway..."