A cold, female voice speaks in an even tone, 'During your visit, please remember the laws of the city. Ignorance is no excuse - in fact, it is punishable by law. Please do not disturb the servants while they work, for they are bettering the city's advancement.'


I actually just noticed the middle part while giving a tour.

You say, "Our marriage shall be based off of bacon undies!"

propose to vanthan with 172279
You get down on one knee and, while holding forth a perplexing bra of crispy bacon, you declare your eternal love for Vanthan, and ask him to marry you.
Once married, your family name will become that of your spouse's.
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Vanthan, with a look of utter joy on his face, accepts your proposal of marriage.
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Lord General Raflein Dekoven says to Meliana, "Can our marriage be based off bacon?"
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Lord General Raflein Dekoven says to Meliana, "And bras?"
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Naralis rolls his eyes.
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Raflein looks at Meliana hopefully.
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Meliana gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
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Sir Vanthan Tregon says, "I feel strangely dirty now."
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Raflein chuckles long and heartily at Vanthan.
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say to van At least it wasn't the bacon panties?
You say to Vanthan, "At least it wasn't the bacon panties?"
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Lord General Raflein Dekoven says to you, "I am so sorry for you."
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A cold, female voice speaks in an even tone, 'During your visit, please remember the laws of the city. Ignorance is no excuse - in fact, it is punishable by law. Please do not disturb the servants while they work, for they are bettering the city's advancement.'


I actually just noticed the middle part while giving a tour.

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Citizen Rank Position CT
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Nihmriel Alderwoman City Minister On
Saran Freeman City Minister On
Arel Alderman City Minister On
Ileein Alderman City Minister On
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Currently, there are 4 Citizens on this Plane and 1 on other Planes.

Sorry, why's that second bit quoteable? I must be missing something...

A gnome beater tells you, "Do you want a commemorative iron vial?"

A hard-shelled, many-legged cave-fisher tells you, "A delicate iris hates Shaddus."

Damn insanity, getting my hopes up.

Edit:


Screw those flowers.

You give the corpse of a stout penguin to Bulstrode Whitlock.
Bulstrode Whitlock shrieks in frustration.
Bulstrode Whitlock says, "You been killin my pengins, Aeral? Why, I..."
You nod your head sagely.
Bulstrode Whitlock skis up to you, and seizing you with two broad, white furred
arms, squeezes you in a painful, bone-crushing bearhug.
A wry smile spreads across your face.
You whisper soothing words to Bulstrode Whitlock.
Bulstrode Whitlock beats you brutally with his ski-poles, then kicks you in the
shin with a ski for good measure.

A large grey seal stares miserably up at you with huge, liquid eyes, and lets
out a simple pitiful bark. Overcome by pathos and self-loathing, you fall to
your knees, weeping and cursing yourself, and howling with pain.

It was the first thing I noticed when I came up to the city! It should be incorporated into things somehow.

ETA:

(Market): Kialkarkea says, "Please refrain from misusing the market. Jewler for Hire."

Kialkarkea has just made it on my sh!tlist.

Because she misspelled jeweler or because she's possibly involved in the lucrative business of trading Jews?

For telling me to "Please refrain from misusing the marketing channel".

If an admin tells me, that's fine; they're the admin. But when players do it, I have the sudden urge to knock their teeth out.

HELP HALLMONITORS

HELP METAMONITORS.

HELP METAMETAMONITORS