Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Kante2010-06-29 17:23:40
honours lekius
Grand Cipher Lekius Disati Grand Cipher (Male Elfen).

Wut?
Unknown2010-06-29 17:30:21
QUOTE (Kante @ Jun 29 2010, 01:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
honours lekius
Grand Cipher Lekius Disati Grand Cipher (Male Elfen).

Wut?

He REALLY wants you to get the point.
Dude's grand cipher y'know.
Lekius2010-06-29 18:30:00
QUOTE (Kante @ Jun 29 2010, 10:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
honours lekius
Grand Cipher Lekius Disati Grand Cipher (Male Elfen).

Wut?


I was tired!
Luciden2010-06-29 18:45:51
(Market): You say, "Private entertainer for hire."
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Someone tells you, "Do you juggle?"
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You tell Someone, "Depends what you want juggled."
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Someone tells you, "Balls?"
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Someone tells you, "Er.."
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Someone tells you, "Not balls."
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Someone tells you, "Nevermind."

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Eldanien2010-06-29 18:57:34
Not sure if this was quoted yet, but I found it funny.

Ensign Fritz Moonpie exclaims, "Welcome aboard the Starhopper! Please to speak to the Captain!"
Ensign Fritz Moonpie gives you a respectful salute.

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"portal63107" a bright, glowing portal
"fritz83798" Ensign Fritz Moonpie
"painting150500" a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of an iron door
Number of objects: 3

probe 150500
The door is crafted from beautifully shaped wrought iron bars. To add this door to an exit, ATTACH DOOR .
It has 202 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 37 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Pesukaru Argentas, 'coon of Verse.
Shaddus2010-06-29 19:00:49
QUOTE (Eldanien @ Jun 29 2010, 01:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not sure if this was quoted yet, but I found it funny.

Ensign Fritz Moonpie exclaims, "Welcome aboard the Starhopper! Please to speak to the Captain!"
Ensign Fritz Moonpie gives you a respectful salute.

ih
"portal63107" a bright, glowing portal
"fritz83798" Ensign Fritz Moonpie
"painting150500" a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of an iron door
Number of objects: 3

probe 150500
The door is crafted from beautifully shaped wrought iron bars. To add this door to an exit, ATTACH DOOR .
It has 202 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 37 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Pesukaru Argentas, 'coon of Verse.

You saw nothing. NOTHING I SAY.
Shaddus2010-06-29 19:17:14
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Shaped like the pointed, furry snout of a racoon, this small item fits over the wearer's nose neatly. Brindled fur covers the nose except for the very tip, a moist black bit of flesh.
It weighs 5 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Pesukaru Argentas, 'coon of Verse.


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You drop a softly furred raccoon nose.


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The centre of Nautilus Pompilus at Voluta Diadema. (road).
A golden light flows outward from a shield shrine of Terentia nearby. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Picturesque ash trees rise to either side of the avenue, their wide branches providing cool shade to the street. Two statuettes of shells have been set here, one a gleaming trumpet shell which opens eastward, and the other a colourful and patterned nautilus. The road itself is patterned as a nautilus, with mosaic bands of stone and shell starting in a small spiral and then swirling out to the southeast. A statue of Zixen stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. A platinum eye sigil is here. A softly furred raccoon nose rests on the ground here, inquisitively pointed into the air.
Ileein2010-06-29 19:28:59
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The Oneiroi, Administrators of Fate say in unison, "Have fun!"

The Oneiroi, Administrators of Fate say in unison, "Take care of my babies."

Oneiroi gives the Turquoise Sphere of Flux Transmutation a compassionate hug.

The Oneiroi, Administrators of Fate say in unison to the Turquoise Sphere of Flux Transmutation, "You be a good boy-girl-thing and not blow censor.gif up."


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Vathael2010-06-29 19:29:41
Oh so we don't have to have ridiculous pig noses anymore?
Rodngar2010-06-29 19:46:00
While sort of idling writing a clanhelp:

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Someone powerful says, "Your orb should work, Rodngar."

"Oooooooooh!" you say, eyes wide with wonder.

You say, "Are you sure? It's time?!"

In a deep voice, Someone powerful says, "It is time."

You say, "AWESOME!"

You clasp the Shifting Orb of Illumination and feel power surge through you. A shimmering gateway ripples into being, out of which emerges the Inveiglora of Gnostoratu.

"Oooooooooh!" you say, eyes wide with wonder.
Unknown2010-06-29 19:51:38
So what's it do.
Lendren2010-06-29 20:09:43
QUOTE (Vathael @ Jun 29 2010, 02:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh so we don't have to have ridiculous pig noses anymore?

Most people do. I customized mine, and now everyone else has to follow suit! smile.gif
Unknown2010-06-29 20:16:04
QUOTE (Lendren @ Jun 29 2010, 03:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Most people do. I customized mine, and now everyone else has to follow suit! smile.gif


I want to see someone with a custom mechanical gnomish nose, with the goggles to go with it.
Sylphas2010-06-29 20:45:10
QUOTE (Lendren @ Jun 29 2010, 04:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Most people do. I customized mine, and now everyone else has to follow suit! smile.gif


You customize EVERYTHING though. tongue.gif
Noola2010-06-29 20:47:50
I need to start customizing some of my things. chin.gif
Lendren2010-06-29 20:50:28
QUOTE (Sylphas @ Jun 29 2010, 04:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You customize EVERYTHING though. tongue.gif

I've only customized about a quarter of my artifacts! (Well, more if you count sorcelglassing artifact vials, but that doesn't really count.)
Razenth2010-06-29 22:14:50
I inspired Shaddus to do it.

Although, if I go aslaran, I'll need to configure it to be a human nose...
Ikkan2010-06-29 23:15:55
Flarya taps her fingers together and murmurs, "Excellent..."
You tilt your head curiously at Flarya.
Rajakumari Flarya Shanthine, Kitten-like Mystic says, "Things are underwear."
Unknown2010-06-29 23:34:32
QUOTE (Lendren @ Jun 29 2010, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Most people do. I customized mine, and now everyone else has to follow suit! smile.gif


Is the scenting message also customized? No snorting, etc.?
Ayisdra2010-06-29 23:43:42
QUOTE (Ileein @ Jun 29 2010, 03:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Turquoise Sphere of Flux Transmutation thingy


What is this? the Mandala?