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by Shiri

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Unknown2009-12-13 18:42:09
QUOTE (Vendetta Morendo @ Dec 13 2009, 11:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I actually thought of the burger shop first. It's my favourite for junk food!

Everyone loves Five Guys. It's the best damn burger I've ever had.
Nori2009-12-13 22:01:59
(Shadowmaze): Marioja (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "How do i turn on the graphics?"
Arix2009-12-14 03:48:33
(Celest): Pectus (from the Aetherways) says, "I just saaid. Just staple people
together! After they've been stapled, we'll be a really wanted guild. Because
we'll be the only ones willing to take the staples out."
Lehki2009-12-14 04:56:41
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You greet Hive Queen Imhohet with a sincere smile.
Hive Queen Imhohet says, "What mischief are you up to, pathetic male?"

You say, "So rude."

Sarrasri greets Hive Queen Imhohet with a sincere smile.
Hive Queen Imhohet says, "Wonderful sister, what a pleasure to welcome you to our simple hive."

Seneschal Sarrasri Talnara, Arrow of the Hunt says, "Doesn't seem rude to me."

You stick out your tongue and say, "I mean, I'm the Honoured Companion."

Sarrasri snickers softly to herself.

Seneschal Sarrasri Talnara, Arrow of the Hunt says, "Still male."

You give a pained sigh.


Make keph/illithoid stuff epic quests, and make Hive Queens be nice to me please. ):
Arix2009-12-14 05:09:43
Eventru2009-12-14 05:10:17
QUOTE (Lehki @ Dec 13 2009, 11:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Make keph/illithoid stuff epic quests, and make Hive Queens be nice to me please. ):


Stop being a male, then!
Lehki2009-12-14 05:13:03
QUOTE (Eventru @ Dec 14 2009, 12:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Stop being a male, then!

I don't think a friendly hello is too much to ask for, you know, saving their entire race from enslavement. D:
Arix2009-12-14 05:13:30
If a person uses the bubble to genderbend, will the kephera respond accordingly?
Shaddus2009-12-14 05:21:46
QUOTE (Arix @ Dec 13 2009, 11:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If a person uses the bubble to genderbend, will the kephera respond accordingly?

I don't see why not, since you're then officially the other gender.
Dynami2009-12-14 05:23:15
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(Wishes): Narynth says, "Really, Celina is a snugglebunny."

I knew it!
Siam2009-12-14 08:38:35
The Portal of Fate flashes as Glomglom steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.
(Shadowmaze): Please welcome Glomglom who has just enrolled into the Shadowmaze to learn the ways of the Nekotai!
(Glomdoring): Please welcome Glomglom who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new commune member!

<>: You say, "Interesting."

(Shadowmaze): Shuyin says, "I like your name, it seems fitting."

(Shadowmaze): Narynth says, "Welcome, Glomglom. Please read CGHELP STINGS to begin your training."

(Shadowmaze): Narynth says, "If you have questions or require assistance, please use CGT (Your message here)."

(Shadowmaze): Narynth says, "Glory be to Glomglom."

(Shadowmaze): Narynth says, "I mean..Glomdoring."
Arix2009-12-14 09:12:16
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Doman!"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We brought you a present."

Eventru gives a pair of edible chocolate panties to Doman Salceto, The Mad
Prankster.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Er. Not those."

Doman Salceto, The Mad Prankster says, "Aww..."

Eventru reaches into the ether and pulls out a pair of edible chocolate
panties.

You blink.

Eventru gives a pair of gold and ivory panties to Doman Salceto, The Mad
Prankster.

Doman Salceto, The Mad Prankster says to Eventru, "Note."

Eventru pats Doman in a friendly manner.

Doman Salceto, The Mad Prankster says to Eventru, "You will never live down
owning chocolate panties."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "There."

Eventru gives Doman the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Eventru begins to wield a pair of edible chocolate panties in His left hand.

Doman Salceto, The Mad Prankster says, "Oh the stories to write."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Do you want to eat them?"

Doman Salceto, The Mad Prankster says to Eventru, "I'm not really hungry."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We stole them from Fain's private
collection."

Doman Salceto, The Mad Prankster says, "...why were you near fain's panties?"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Just to make unsavory mortals eat them."

Doman gives Eventru the once-over, eyeing Him suspiciously.

Eventru holds a pair of edible chocolate panties in one hand and displays it
for all to see, then suddenly tosses it into the air where it disappears from
sight. Eventru laughs madly as a pair of edible chocolate panties sticks out of
Doman's mouth, and he involuntarily swallows it.

Doman quickly devours a pair of edible chocolate panties.

Doman Salceto, The Mad Prankster says to Eventru, "This is all too convenient."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "That is what you get."

Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.
Unknown2009-12-14 09:24:49
Eventru has Crow abilities HE IS THE THIRTEENTH TRAITOR.
Arix2009-12-14 09:45:26
Yes he is Nibbles, yes he is
Gregori2009-12-14 16:38:11
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He is a burly tae'dae and He stands at a mere 7 feet tall looking brave yet within he is actually softhearted and kind, Covered from head to foot in thick white fur.                                                                   Upon his neck,arms,back,upper torso,and stomach you can see toned muscles, and an interesting swirl of brown on the right side of his chest.                           His thighs,calves,and buttocks also showing off fine toned muscles of great thickness, and on his behind you see a puff of a tail twitching slightly.                  His eyes are a deep blue with a sliver of green, grinning and yet soft and caring and ever watchful with two rectangles of Dark blue tattoed on his cheek near hisleft eye running downwards ending at the jaw representing Love and trust, also aBlack circle, like a big spot around his right eye representing warrior spirit.                                                                                   Upon his snout is a blueish-black nose, his face has a tough looking jawand slightly puffy cheeks along with a line of a pitch black running down his snout,meaning Bravery.                                                             Lips blue, Teeth sharp and white, Tongue blue.                                                 His ears are round and covered in fluffy white fur, the skin inside the ears isalso a blueish color, his paws and feet are also covered in thick white fur and his pads a blackish-blue hue. Always with a grin on his face most of the time and soft eyes ever watchful for either danger or of one in need.                                   He is a Tae'dae, Warrior of the Serengaurd. He is wearing a canvas backpack, a leather vest, a pair of leather leggings, a leather skullcap, and a pair of leather bracers.
Diamondais2009-12-14 17:55:21
Whoa, formatting.
Everiine2009-12-14 18:59:19
How do you even DO that?

AND HE MISSPELLED SERENGUARD murphy.gif !!
Unknown2009-12-14 19:08:12
Wait wait. The -first- problem you have with all of that is that he misspelled 'Serenguard?'
Tervic2009-12-14 19:09:59
QUOTE (Everiine @ Dec 14 2009, 10:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How do you even DO that?

AND HE MISSPELLED SERENGUARD murphy.gif !!


Silence, filthy Serengaurd.
Shaddus2009-12-14 19:44:27
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honours telperion
Archmage Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth (Male Demigod).
His motto: 'Lord Elostian! Wherefore are you, erudite?'


Can someone please explain to Telperion what "Wherefore" means?