I guessed who Ixion was earlier today when I hopped on Noola for a bit during lunch and he was masked. He was all, "How did you know it was me?"

Then I forgot my mask dropped and hmph

It's not like that's an unusual name or anything...

It is because their name is basically Crystal and they are in the Institute. Which is what led him to make the joke about it being as if someone whose name was basically Flesh had joined the Illuminati.

Don't Explain The Joke!

Muahaha!

Hate.

I love OOC clans with Lusty people. <3 You cheer me up when I'm cranky.

(...): You say, "So my siblings didn't inform me I was supposed to take them to the library. And we were right by it, and I had no library card. So I drive all the way home and get it. Then drive back. Then find out I need a new card. Then realize I've lost my driver's license which means HEY no card AND can't drive. Also, I backed out of my parking space and bumped into shrubs. Twice."

(...): You say, "/rant done."

(...): Phoebus says, "DAMN DIRTY SHRUBS."

(...): You say, "F*ck shrubs, man."

(...): Phoebus says, "Rustlin' around like they own the place."

(...): Aicuthi (from the Realm of the Enigma) says, "You should have teleport nexus and rubbed acquisitio."

(...): You say, "I totally should have, Aicuthi."

(...): Aicuthi (from the Realm of the Enigma) says, "And munsia parked herself there to bother you."

(...): You say, "DAMN YOU MUNSIA."

It was stupidity, but perfect timing.

XYZ says, "The Ladantine thing was all just a cover story. The truth is that Magnagora is an anagram for garbage dump in swahili."

A masked demigod says to Sahmiam, "Spar us?"
Sohei Sahmiam m'Viraz, Speaker of the Silent says, "Who are you?"
A masked demigod says, "Sahmiam....we....are your...FATHER!"

Pretty sure from the way he's talking that it's Ixchilgal.

Would be his grandfather, though.

(Board of Directors): Arte says, "I want an enormous rockeater just to ride around on and munch Mags with."

I'm going to get tired if I keep jamming hearts into this thread every time Arte shows up but

(Magnagora): Please welcome Dogcat who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new citizen!

Shavatts

EDIT: Also, immediately after this, still in the Library:

You Shavatts amuse me so. Wanna just ruffle all your scholarly heads.

So what do Shavatts do when they are relaxing?

Reading and commenting on eachother's works, naturally.

Also, talking about SCIENCE! or Art.

(Disclaimer: Nothing funny here, just Hallifaxian RP tidbits, purely for the benefit of the lunatic fringe who like that kind of stuff)







Also:

I am not really sure if this is the right place to post such small interactions, but I reckoned it was not only humourous quotes which were requested in the topic title. I mainly post stuff such as that because that is stuff I like to read about, though I also like to read all the funny quotes, small RP scenes from around the Basin are my favorite read and I do not see many of them around. I get the vibe that people mostly read this topic for the funnies, so sorry about that to those people.

Well, since it's here, I can tell you all that Project Aerial is all about --DATA REDACTED--